I need a crew t' help me set sail on th' high sees lookin' fer booty. Who wants t' join me or be ye all t' scared?
Buccanneer talk only in this here thread otherwise ye be walkin' th' plank. Arrr!
This be a seafarin' hearty speaking game
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aarrrgghhhh.... set sails for the seven seas me lad, and leave them thar land lubbers along ways behind us
aaarrrggghhh
Arrr, is their nobody har bra'e enough t' join us A pence for an old man o'de sea?
Shhh! Please don't do this today! Today is Ninja Day and lukjad will kill you if he finds you here!
Do not awaken his wrath!
*Ninjad finds out that there is a talk like a pyrate thread on the one day of the year that he can't talk like a pyrate as he is a full ninja.*
*Gets out nunchucks.*
*Creaps up behind Ash R and end a life.*
lukjad007 said: *Ninjad finds out that there is a talk like a pyrate thread on the one day of the year that he can't talk like a pyrate as he is a full ninja.*
*Gets out nunchucks.*
*Creaps up behind Ash R and end a life.*
Arrr, you will ne'er defeat me Gar.
*Pulls out Ash R's liver.* *Tosses it overboard.* *Reaches in for kidney.*
lukjad007 said: *Pulls out Ash R's liver.*
*Tosses it overboard.* *Reaches in for kidney.*
me clamp in him irons and feed him ta me parrot.
*Ninjad cleverly disguises himself as a parrot and the parrot as a ninja and eats the Pyrate's parrot.* *Flies off to plot another plan to finish off pyrate.*
asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33 said: Shhh! Please don't do this today! Today is Ninja Day and lukjad will kill you if he finds you here!
Do not awaken his wrath! Indeed, it just occurred to me that it was
Arrrrrgh! Okay, im not gonna talk like that, but i am doing this in spite of ninjoke day. And to infuriate 'Ninjad'.
lame.
Anyway, Gaaaarh, mateys! The only booty ye need be sendin me'way is...nevermind.
*whistling away*
Ahoy, so is ninja day o'er and we can set sail? Gar.
Arr, nme hearties! Th' Capt be back on board again, ye swabs! I be wantin' th' lot of ye t' show me yer pyraty skills. ARRR!
Tis' time ta set t' mainsail! Arrr
I want t' see th' top gallants at full, lieutenant!
Where be we goin' cappin'?
T' th' land o' plenty, t' make it th' land o' plundered! Arrr!
Methinks we a bit short o' a crew cappin'...
I'd be agreein' with ye. :(
AS a superior officer in her Majesty's Royal Navy, I place you, and all other pyrates, under arrest.
ARRR! Nobody be speakin' t' th' Dread Thread Pyrate Lukjad007 like that thar! *Pulls out cutlass.* Yaarr!! *Attacks asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33*
Arr, is it a fight ye wantin'? I'll take ye on!
*pulls out pistol and shoots asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33
*Cuts off 'is leg with 'is cutlass.* Arr! How be ye goin' t' stop us now? Arr!
Where be thar rest o the crew?
Wake up all ya barnacle yellow livered cowards!! Ya dare call ya'sel a pirate??? Arrrr
If'n ye be ready, ye may join th' crew.
It be a pleasure ta serve wit ya all!
Arrr! Now, t' russle up th' rest o' th' crew! Arr!
Permission t' come aboard, captain!
Arrr, Where'd me parrot gr off ter?
snova said: Permission t' come aboard, captain!
Arr! Ye be welcome aboard snow!
Welcome t'ya all. Arrr
Arrr! Where be we goin' t' plunder?
We be needin' a map o'somewhere wit lots a loot! Arrrr
I be thinkin', we should board th' No, ye can't post 'ere thread. Teach that landlubber a lesson!
'Ere be th' link: http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=991222
Aye! Tis a good plan cappin'
Attack me 'earties!
Arr, what be t' ships name?
snova said: Permission t' come aboard, captain!
Ash R said: We be needin' a map o'somewhere wit lots a loot! Arrrr
I be thinkin' o' makin' one with th' Wesnoth Map Editor.
snova said: Arr, what be t' ships name?
What do ye be thinkin' o' *Th' Pyrate's BUMParr*? If'n ye be havin' any suggestions?
I be havin' idea for a name worthy of our cause. I suggest "The Sailing Reaper" or "The Rotten Plank". Arrr.
We be needin' some rum cappin'. Arrrr!!!
this here pirate be quiet; however his flamboyant Parrot has some words to say giv-us the rum giv-us the rum... aarrrk! Show-us-ya knickers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty9d1NzbNOY
Th' qualitee be lower than th' CD, sorry mates.
if ye need help in translation http://www.syddware.com/cgi-bin/pirate.pl
lukjad007 said: ARRR! Nobody be speakin' t' th' Dread Thread Pyrate Lukjad007 like that thar!
*Pulls out cutlass.* Yaarr!! *Attacks asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33*
Ash R said: Arr, is it a fight ye wantin'? I'll take ye on!
*pulls out pistol and shoots asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33*Shots both of you with a cannon.*
That takes care of those silly pyrates.
asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33 said: *Shots both of you with a cannon.*
That takes care of those silly pyrates. Umm you missed m-uhh i mean. YAAHHHRG! Ya need'be doin' bett'r th'n that! *busts out skillz that killz asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33* Word t'ya! I be th'urban pirate! ya sea dawg! *gots to love the clash of culture* YARGH! I be bust'n a cap in yer'a**!
Talk like a pyrate
Licensed under the BSD License
print "True pyrates talk like this, me hearty" raw_input("\n\nPress enter to quit, ye salty sea dog.")
Avast ye seadogs for there be a woman on board. I be Captain Jade and if ye toss with me ye'll be wishin' you met with Davy Jones instead! *brandishes cutlass* :)
Argh. Back 'fore; th'lady types were considered t'be bad luck for th'ship, but I say flubbergubber t'that nonsense! Welcome aboard fair lady, and make yer'self at ship. Fer now it be yer home.
Licensed under the BSD License
print "Yarrr 10 enemy ships ahead." crap = raw_input("\nType "uhoh" to crap yer pants.")
if crap == "uhoh" print "\n\nYe crapped yer pants. Prepare to die ye scalawag." raw_input("\nPress enter to kill this script, if ye dare.")
else print "\n\nFor that ye walk the plank!" raw_input("\nPress enter kill this script, ye landlubber")
Grant A. said:
Licensed under the BSD License
print "Yarrr 10 enemy ships ahead." crap = raw_input("\nType "uhoh" to crap yer pants.")
if crap == "uhoh" print "\n\nYe crapped yer pants. Prepare to die ye scalawag." raw_input("\nPress enter to kill this script, if ye dare.")
else print "\n\nFor that ye walk the plank!" raw_input("\nPress enter kill this script, ye landlubber") wtfARGH!
I bet thar be loot on tha 10 ships....
Man the cannons ya salty sea dogs!!!!
Here be th' map fer th' Pyrate vs Ninja Fight. It be viewable in Wesnoth Map Editor. Remove th' .txt from th' file name an' move it t' /home/YerPyrateyUsernameArr/.wesnoth/editor/maps Then ye can view it in th' Wesnoth Map Editor, found in th' games.
crazyness003 said: Umm you missed m-uhh i mean. YAAHHHRG! Ya need'be doin' bett'r th'n that!
*busts out skillz that killz asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33* Word t'ya! I be th'urban pirate! ya sea dawg! *gots to love the clash of culture* YARGH! I be bust'n a cap in yer'a**!*Prepares all cannons to fire on Lukjad and his ruffian crew.*
Die Pyrates!!!
*If miss, then prepare to board*
Then board ye shall! Board t'yer demise! Onward lady and men, lets take 'em out while he sits thar like a fairy with no wings! No prisoners, and all th'loot! That be the credo! *busts out mad fight'n skillz and pops'nother cap in'is a##* Get someone t'lower the main sail! Ya droop!
Silly pyrates. Our ship has already blasted your ship full of holes. You cannot possibly win.
One the side note, we are looking for more crew. If you are loyal to Her Majesty, then please enlist to the most powerful navel force in the civilized world.
asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33 said: Silly pyrates. Our ship has already blasted your ship full of holes. You cannot possibly win.
One the side note, we are looking for more crew. If you are loyal to Her Majesty, then please enlist to the most powerful navel force in the civilized world. Are y'serious?! ENLIST?!!! Yer crazyer than Leroy Jenkins in an unweinnable battle, wich ends up with an entire raiding party, DED. Besides, our ship may'ave holes, but argh hatred fer yer kind dosnt. ATTACK! *somehow, we'nd up not just destroying yer fleet, but completely annihalatin' it, with nothing but scattered planks, and unmatched seamen, littering th'waters*
asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33 said: One the side note, we are looking for more crew. If you are loyal to Her Majesty, then please enlist to the most powerful navel force in the civilized world.
Me tink's he be on his own, yarr! I be sending ya ta a watery grave....Arrr!!!
*decides to board the other ship
#Pulls out hash marks and distributes them to his crew to distinguish 'em from ninjas.#
#Bonks asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33 on th' 'ead and takes over 'is ship.#
#Moves all to booty to asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33's ship and locks 'im in th' brig.#
Cappin' may I be suggestin' that we leave thar port? Arr
I be with ye. Cast off!
Perhaps I was beaten this time, but I will be back with a even greater crew!
Arrr, me off ter flood teh first page o ter games wit me username
crazyness003 said: whoa whoa whoa, whoa....whoa! Pinky is not the leader of the pirates! He's a traitorous 'pinja'. And no pirate army is doomed (since there is no pirate army...ahem)
Secondly, there are over 56% of the 'non-pyrates' you speak of that are EXTREME idiots. So, in conclusion, all of your intel and information is either bogus or false, but not both.
Good day.
This pathetic excuse for a pyrate be questionin' me authority and yer courage! That thar be mutineerin'! I be thinkin' o' holdin' vote t' see which one ye all think be th' better pyrate captain. Me, or this flea bitten son o' a grog-lappin' bilge rat?
%Arrives with innumerable ships and destroys the pathetic pyrates.% %Takes lukjad as personal galley-boy.%
#Wipes asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33 sweaty brow as he has feverish delusions in his cell below decks.#
#Considers offering him a place as part of the crew, if he recovers from the illness.#
%Grabs lukjab by the arm, knocks him out, and throws him in my cell.% %Runs a muck around the pyrate ship.%
#Shakes free of asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33's pitifully weak grasp and looks at him flail around with his chains, talking about moving mucks.#
#Wonders how one runs a "muck"#
asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33 said: Silly pyrates. Our ship has already blasted your ship full of holes. You cannot possibly win.
One the side note, we are looking for more crew. If you are loyal to Her Majesty, then please enlist to the most powerful navel force in the civilized world.
I shall report in ten minutes, Admiral. But I present my condition that I be promoted to Captaincy, on my own ship, that I may put a lesson to those pyrates personally.
lukjad007 said: This pathetic excuse for a pyrate be questionin' me authority and yer courage! That thar be mutineerin'! I be thinkin' o' holdin' vote t' see which one ye all think be th' better pyrate captain. Me, or this flea bitten son o' a grog-lappin' bilge rat?
I not be muteneerin'! Ya pig-slimed flea! We be on th'same crew! B'sides, thar's no pirate 'ARMY'. Thar's a pirate 'FLEET'. Yar'needs t'be a land'lubber t'ave an'army! As fer captain...I never challeng'd ya. But if ye feel like a vote is proper, then a voten' shal be 'eld!
B'sides, we annihalet'd th'scrummy 'majestic fleet' an' turned it to dust. I b'lieve a celebration be 'eld in argh 'onour!
Bring th'rum ya scalawags! We'll drink 'till thar's no drink left t'be drank!
ARRRRRRGH!
snova said: I shall report in ten minutes, Admiral. But I present my condition that I be promoted to Captaincy, on my own ship, that I may put a lesson to those pyrates personally.
Arr ya traitorous skum. Avast!!
I refuse t'vote! Thar be no need!
snova said: I shall report in ten minutes, Admiral. But I present my condition that I be promoted to Captaincy, on my own ship, that I may put a lesson to those pyrates personally.Good man! You shall be second in command of the entire fleet.
What fleet be'ya talkin'bout?! The one residin' at th'bottom of the forms? Ye have vision's o'grandeur, ya scurvy dog.
Arrr! That scurvy dog be a traitor! I'll have 'im keel hauled I will!
lukjad be ar pinja, snot a pyrate! I carn't vote fer 'im! Arrr!
Yer a fool, jenkinbr! A pinja be not a person, but a part o' a person, like th' colour o' the skin! It canno'be changed anymore than yer skin colour, MJ bein' th' one exception.
My crew has busted me out of your scurvy ship and we are sailing back to England to gather a larger armada!
Prepare to die!
Arr! I'll have yer guts fer garters I will!
asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33 said: My crew has busted me out of your scurvy ship and we are sailing back to England to gather a larger armada!
The shipyards are in full tilt, sir. Expecting completion of the armada within the day.
The crew has been chosen for their loyalty to the Queen. The fleet is being outfitted with the best cannons our smiths can produce, the finest gunpowder imported from China.
I am personally taking command of the forward half to lead the brigade. The ships have been entrusted to only my most trusted advisors.
snova said: The shipyards are in full tilt, sir. Expecting completion of the armada within the day.
The crew has been chosen for their loyalty to the Queen. The fleet is being outfitted with the best cannons our smiths can produce, the finest gunpowder imported from China.
I am personally taking command of the forward half to lead the brigade. The ships have been entrusted to only my most trusted advisors.Very good sir.
However you should probably check the gunpowder. Those Chinese are known to be friendly with the pyrates.
Prepare the ships Captian.
Yes, sir. We're taking samples from the barrels and doing burn tests.
No problems reported so far, though one man is now clean-shaven. :p
Beards are for pyrates anyway.
Hoist the main sail. We're shoving off!
Aye, sir!
"Throw off the mooring lines!" "Hoist the sail!" "Load the cannons!" *Continues yelling and relaying commands to the rest of my fleet*
Arrr! I be goin' t' gut ye! Callin' all pyrates t' lend a 'and in this 'ere war!
I stand wit ya cappin' !!!
Arr! Let's prepair fer th' war! Mount th' canons! Swab those decks!
ARRGH! Aint no yapperin' Admial takin' no pirate under me'watch! Well fight 'em till they or us all die! And just a side'note, I have no plan fer diein' yet.
ARRGHn wards, Lads, and Lady, this be a'crunch-point! Let 'em feel the blads o'yer cutlass and taste the taste o'their own blood!
Arghlso! There be no need for a'cap'n here. Argh harted fer ya unites all o'us, no matter what!
SET TH'SAILS! We got a battle t'win!
[COLOR=Silver]I also have a good feeling about the traitor! [chuckle chuckle][/COLOR]
snova - reportin fer duty as a deck hand t'help ya out. Don't be worryin 'bout my speech impediment...I'm a good upright sailor...fer Queen 'n Country...
sydbat said: snova - reportin fer duty as a deck hand t'help ya out. Don't be worryin 'bout my speech impediment...I'm a good upright sailor...fer Queen 'n Country...Glad to have you aboard sailor.
Attack!
Enemy fleet spotted on the horizon! Man tha cannnon's!! Show 'em no mercy! Take what ye can an' give 'em nothing back!!!
Arrrr
Prepare the cannons!
ye continuously prepare the cannons! do we 'ave enough time to watch th'Titanic while you get ready? I bet you cried when th'guy died! dont worry, YOU'LL BE JOINING 'IM SOON!
ARRRRRRRRRRRGH!
#busts out eve'more skillz thart killz, then pops 'nother cap in someone else's a**#
Fire!!!!
[SIZE=5]*BOOM*[/SIZE]
Direct hit!! Arrr, Teach 'em none can leave thar pirates an live ta tell the tale!!!
#Aims canons at advancing flagship and fires a ranging shot.#
Turn 'er around mateys and give 'im a broadside!
Aye!
Run out the last cannons! Open the hatches! Full power, rudder straight ahead! Sail between the guns if you can!
Aye cappin'
*ship is manoeuvred into position*
ALL HANDS ON DECK! ANY MAN STILL BELOW IS A MAN IN THE DEPTHS!
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SNOVA! while yer still alive, turn yer vessles 'round and attack yer 'Majesties loyal flee,' if you do, we'll consider takin' you back in. If y'refuse, taste iron *cannon*balls!
Men, ready th'second volley! That 'admirl' should be pokin' through, any tyme now!
What be ya orders cappin?
FIRE!!! :evil:
[size=7]*boom*[/size]
[SIZE="7"]HARD TO STARBOARD!!![/SIZE]
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All pyrates, no matter yer station, attack the Nave ships! The time is at hand! Blow their ships t' splinters!
#pops yet another cap in someone's a**# This be too easy!
Run up the Jolly Roger! All cannons to the starboard side! Run em' all out!
And sailor, get me parrot. :twisted:
Fer plunder! Fer glory! Fer gold an' all things good! ATTACK!
[SIZE="5"]FIRE ALL!!![/SIZE]
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[size=7]arrgh![/size]
Arrgh! Me ship be hit! Fire on th' Admiral's ship! Yarrr! If'n I be goin' down, 'e be comin' with me!
All captains, aim at th' flagship! Bring down the Admiral! Arr!
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Block th' hole me 'earties. Keep on firin' th' rest o' ye!
Methinks the Admiral has no chance now. Th' Pyrates and 'alf his fleet be against em, he must surrender!
I be speakin' on behalf o' the pyrates, unless lukjad 'imself prefer.
Surrender, and we'll let ye go in peace. Or join us! and plunder yerself more gold than yer ship can hold.
snova took th' words out o' me mouth. Carry on, matey!
snova said: Methinks the Admiral has no chance now. Th' Pyrates and 'alf his fleet be against em, he must surrender!
I be speakin' on behalf o' the pyrates, unless lukjad 'imself prefer.
Surrender, and we'll let ye go in peace. Or join us! and plunder yerself more gold than yer ship can hold. i had th'felling ye'r gonna do that. Now we'seventy ships more! I'd see this a jolly day!, but m'white shirt, seems to 'ave changed t'red.
Surrender, and we'll let ye go in peacean' what sort'f talk is that for any conscious pyrate - burn 'em burn 'em all till the flotsam's blackening davy jones locker
never a day's peace for them in my way 's what I'll say till my tongue turns black on the gibbet
frostpixie 'as a point! NO SURRENDER! NO PEACE! Only watery graves fer y'all! Sink'em till they die, then kill 'em again, fer good measure! Oh, an' dont ferget th'rum!
HARRGHDY HO!
#gasp# #cough#
I still have their maps. It not be worrisome what they choose.
Cap'n...looks like the Navy scum have turn tail. Shall we go 'fter 'em???
Kill all except Admiral lukjad. I want him for my apprentice so that I can complete his training.
Persistent, ain't he?
FIRE A BROADSIDE!! Bring down the flagship!
It be tim ter fire a chain shot at 'is mast!!! Tis' time to end it!!! Arrr
be stoppin' they king lovin' sailor boys and dip 'em all in molten salt
Load the cannons! Aim for the masts and sails!
[SIZE="4"]FIRE!![/SIZE]
Awaitin the word to board th Navy flagship cap'n. NO PRISONERS!
what sort cap'n is not being ready when we is - go without 'im
sydbat said: Awaitin the word to board th Navy flagship cap'n. NO PRISONERS!
Aye, tis revenge I be seeking!
Hooks away!
BOARD HIM!!
Take 'alf the crew and storm the decks. The rest o' you, tear it apart with the cannons!
Arrr!!![SIZE=6] *BOOM*[/SIZE]
asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33's ship be goin' nowhere withou' a mast. Time to be doin' what we be doin' best, plundering! A gold piece to tha man who brings me the admirals hat. Arrr!!
Board that thar ship! Leave no man alive, save th' Admiral fer 'is randsom money! Arrr!
you be welcome to th' hat I'll be wanting the heart for me belt :twisted:
*Swings over onto the other boat*
Arr, I be 'ere!!
*Draws cutless and kills nearest sailor and runs below deck*
Arrr! /Me found der admiral takin er wizz out er his winder and bound 'im up. Here he be!
*gah* i'll be waiting on th'deck. I seem to be a bit weaker th'normal...*groan*
crazyness003 said: *gah* i'll be waiting on th'deck. I seem to be a bit weaker th'normal...*groan*
Send a ship back to the island and get yerself patched up. Ye'll be awarded for yer gallant efforts!
[SIZE="1"]*indistict yelling at another captain*[/SIZE]
Well boys, that was a good fight, and I believe that we won.
Throw lukjad in the lock-holes and lets sail off!
What odd reasoning be that?
snova said: Send a ship back to the island and get yerself patched up. Ye'll be awarded for yer gallant efforts!
'tis justa flesh wound! a scratch!
asjdfwejqrfjcvm msz34rq33 said: Well boys, that was a good fight, and I believe that we won.
Throw lukjad in the lock-holes and lets sail off! methinks the barrel he be floatin' in had too much rum fer 'im. [chuckle] Ye have no fleet, since half o'it mutinied against ya, and th'other half awaits you at th'bottom o'the sea. Ye be defeated, "Admiral". Go back to yer majesty.
crazyness003 said: 'tis justa flesh wound! a scratch!
Ifn ye say so, I be promotin' ye to Captain o' yer own ship. Tis a well-stocked English one. :)
wait-a heary minute. you, promotin' me? bsides, i'll never be sailin' an english ship.
Arr, I be finding rum below deck! Drink up lads!
Thar also be a plenty o' black powder for tha cannons!
Arrr!
Arrr! 'tis a fine day. I'll be scoutin' out over at thar islands t' see if there be anythin' worth o' plunderin' thar!
crazyness003 said: wait-a heary minute. you, promotin' me?
Fer helpin' in the battle; besides, I got plenty more.
bsides, i'll never be sailin' an english ship.
Arr, since when are pyrates picky? 'Tis a good ship.
Arr! I be havin' enough o' this silence! Time for a spot o' fun!
All hands on deck! Stow th' cannons! Full sail, and run up the Jolly Roger!
We never took it down, Arrr
Where be the land o' tha plenty?
Set the sails ya swabs!
What course t' set, cap'n??
I be thinkin' that th' Thread Killer thread be a good place fer plunder. Arrr!
Does that mean we be killin threads??
lukjad007 said: I be thinkin' that th' Thread Killer thread be a good place fer plunder. Arrr!
cap'n, ye be headed in a dangerous place! ... Set the course! "Thread Killers" 'aven't seen th'proper way of killin' threads! I be head'n out to port. I'll sell three o'these wreched ships. I'll be buildin' me own ship. I 'ave th'tools, th'men, and th'mind t'do it! I'll see ya slags in a bit. I'll meet ya at th'thread killer thread.
ARRGH!
Arr! Good man! Be seein' danger ahead. Thar be a Man o' th' Navy who be attemptin' t' kill th' BUMParr! thread and others! Lads! Ye must fight against it!
It be dead quiet on tha sea today. Tis a bad sign, Arrr
Arr! We be needin' a cause!
Set sail... er...
*spins around a few times*
That way!
The S.O.T. signals 'ave been relayed! No man will take the Bumpthread down, before 'e take me down!
To the meet'n!
Yarrr! All th' crew that ken be goin' best attend, or kill drubin ahead o' time. Yarr!
Haggis: We're a band of vicious pirates! Edward: A sailin´ out to sea. Bill: When you hear our gentle singing... Haggis: You'll be sure to turn and flee!
Guybrush: Oh, this is just ridiculous.
Guybrush: Come on, men! We've got to recover that map! Bill: That pirate will be done for, when he falls into our trap! Bill: We're a club of tuneful rovers! Haggis:We can sing in every clef! Edward:We can even hit the high notes! Haggis:It's just too bad we're tone deaf!
All: A pirate I was meant to be! All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: Let's go defeat that evil pirate! Edward:We know he's sure to lose, ´cause we know just where to fire at!
Edward:We're thieving balladeers. Haggis:A gang of cutthroat mugs. Bill: To fight us off ye don't need guns! Edward:Just really good ear plugs!
All: A pirate I was meant to be! All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: All right, crew, let's get to work! Haggis: Our vocation is a thing we love, a thing we'd never shirk.
Haggis: We'll fight you in the harbor. Bill: We'll battle you on land. Edward: But when you meet singing pirates... Guybrush: They'll be more than you can stand.
Bill: Ooooh! That was a good one! Guybrush: No, it wasn't.
Guybrush: No time for song! We've got to move! Bill: The battle will be long, but our courage we will prove!
Bill: We're a pack a´ scurvy sea dogs. Haggis:Have we pity? Not a dram! Edward:We all eat roasted garlic... Haggis:...then sing from the diaphragm!
All: A pirate I was meant to be! All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: Less singing, more sailing. Edward: When we defeat our wicked foe, his ship he will be bailing!
Bill: If ye try ta fight us... Haggis:...you will get a nasty whackin´! Edward:If ya disrespect our singing´... Bill: ...we will feed ya to a kraken!
All: A pirate I was meant to be! All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: I´m getting so sick of you guys and your rhyming. Haggis: We´re ready to set sail, through the cannons need a priming.
Edward: We're troublesome corsairs! Bill: And we've come to steal your treasures! Haggis: We would shoot you on the downbeat... Edward:...but we have to rest five measures.
All: A pirate I was meant to be! All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: Stop! Stop! Stop! Bill: The brass is what we'll polish and the deck is what we'll mop.
Guybrush: You say you're nasty pirates... Guybrush: ...scheming, thieving, bad bushwhackers? Guybrush: From what I've seen I tell you... Guybrush: ...you're not pirates! You're just slackers!
All: A pirate I was meant to be! All: Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Guybrush: We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange. Haggis: And...! Haggis: ...um... Bill: Well... Edward:...err... Bill: Door hinge? Edward:No, no... Bill: Guess the song's over, then. Haggis:Guess so. Edward:Okay, back to work. Guybrush: Well gee. I feel a little guilty, now.
Arrr! I be thinkin' we be needin' t' make our recordin' o' it. Yarr!
In light of the poll revealin' itself, it seems t'be that the'same numper of people who want ye more as cap'n dont want either of us! But lass, ya beat me at someone els's game. As a prize, ye get TO KEEP THE BUMP THREAD ALIVE! It be 'live lads! All o'its glory an' bumps! That an' th'rest of the community cafe! We be victorious!
Capin' ! All 'ands on deck!!! Thar be something in tha water! It's lookin like a kraken!!!!
Prime th' cannons! Yarr!
Get out th' harpoons! We be 'avin' fish t'night!
Yarr, I be sending thee to a watery grave!
So. Did we kill th'kraken? Or did all th'pirates get tyred an' run t'thar mums?
We 'ad kraken for our xmas dinner, ARRR!!
Did'ja save a'peice fer me? I was busy organizin' me servers in alphabetical rank from A to ARRGH!
Tha be plenty o meat for everyone, arrr!
What be our headin' cappin?
i now sail as a'freelance. I suggest yer do th'same. Arghnd thanks fer th'krakken steak. I'll be enjoyin' it fera long tyme
[SIZE=7]Land Ho Cappin'! [/SIZE]
ARRR! Get out th' cutlasses! We be a goin' raidin'!
Man the long boats! An' bring some shovels ya swabs, we got some treasure to be a findin'. Arrr!
Make ye sure t' bring th' blunderbusses!
Aye Cappin'!
Who be tresspassin' on m'land! Ah. It be ye! Hargh ya gents?! There be no gold treasure 'ere, only the treasure of knowlege......and GEMS!
crazyness003 said: Who be tresspassin' on m'land!
Ah. It be ye! Hargh ya gents?! There be no gold treasure 'ere, only the treasure of knowlege......and GEMS! Will ye go aplunderin' wi' us, matey?
Cappin, thar be somethin' a movin' in them thar trees! Methink's that be somethin' out there to get us.....Arrr!!!
lukjad007 said: Will ye go aplunderin' wi' us, matey?
What reason would I 'ave t'say no?!
Ash R said: Cappin, thar be somethin' a movin' in them thar trees! Methink's that be somethin' out there to get us.....Arrr!!!
I be th'only one on this here land! Of course now yer here. BUT LASS! It might be th'defeated admiral, seeking revenge!
I 'ave 'im taste me gunpowder!
How did ye end up on this 'ere island, matey? Gar!
Eye be frelanc'n! Me mighty ship beached 'ere, and I used th'tymbers t'make this here casino.
Arrr! Ye be worst'n than a pyrate, ye be a swindler! Arrr!
Aye, that he be. Arrr
String 'im up lads!
Cappin' have thee any spare rope? Gar!
Arr! Aye, that thar be so!
I would love t'cooperate lads, but I'll be th'one *not* strung up. As now, yer right where I want ya! *pulls lever* ..... *nothing happens* ..... Oh well, I thought It'd be a funny joke. But still! WE 'AVE OURSELVES A'TREASURE 'UNT!
Have thee a map? We 'membered to bring some shovels! Arr!!! :D
crazyness003 said: I would love t'cooperate lads, but I'll be th'one *not* strung up. As now, yer right where I want ya!
*pulls lever* ..... *nothing happens* ..... Oh well, I thought It'd be a funny joke. But still! WE 'AVE OURSELVES A'TREASURE 'UNT!
Harr! Ye make a good joke!
Ash R said: Have thee a map? We 'membered to bring some shovels! Arr!!! :D
I be goin' t' find it!
We'll be rich. Which way cappin'? Arrr
Arr! It be so! Now, who has th' map t' the map t' th' map t' th' treasure?
Methinks crazyness003 be havin' tha map on 'is person...
Aye. I 'ave th'map. But it be buried somewhere. we need a map t'get ot it.
You be not rememberin' where thee buired the map? Arr!
Rum + Stranded on-a casino island + Mermaids gone wild + MOAR Rum = forget I be sure you'da done th'same!
Arrr! I 'ave found th' map t' th' map t' th' map t' th' map... ARRR! I found a map me 'earties! Let's go plunderin'! Due north o' 'ere for 40 paces, then right at th' elm tree, then west 'til ye find th' singin' mermaid, then 35 paces east! Then dig down 4 feet!
Right you are cappin'! Arr!!
*Begins digging* Arrr! I be findin' a skull! It be havin' a set o' direction t' th' next on! Be ye able to read it t' me?
It be sayin' spin in a clockwise circle 10 times and take 20 paces forward. Arr!!!
Arr! We be there! What be we doin'?
Cappin, thar be some soul's arms on the ground pointin' east. Should we be a followin'? Arrr!
Arr! That be a good plan matey! Lead th' way! Yarr!
Capin' look! A clearin' the bracken, Arr....
*goes to investigate the mermaid*
'DIT: woops, that. I ment t'say: #goes to 'nvestigat th'mermaid#
YAAHHRRR!
Be I the thread killer? Argh
Arr. me'fears it be so. ARRR!!
Darrghn!
Arrrgh! This thread no be dead. All th' pyrates be runnin' from th' bloody PINK!
Aye. Th'pink never 'ffected me.
Be anyone lookin' at me message in tha Pyrates Club? Arrr
Arrr
Why arrrr pyrates called pyrates?
Because, me ol' sea dog........Because they ARRRRRRRRRRRRR!
rrrregarrrrds
Cpt Fenrrrrrris ARRRRRRRR!
I dont b'leive I seen yer salty face 'ere b'fore. Welcome! I be Cap'n Froman (or Captain Crazyness fer short) Mine acompices 'ere are Captain Lukjad and his second in command, Ash R.
How did ya get t'this island?
Arrrrr! Greetin's ta ya'll and a finer group o pyrate types as I ave seen in many a long yearrrrrrr.
Ow did I find this ere island ye sayyyyy......Welll that be a short tale so it be, oh yes so it is.
Mine ship went down ov'r yon orizon in a black squall of a stormmmm t'likes of which I ave ne'er seen in all my dayssss.
So I swam, alone, ship gone my crew all gone down to davey jones lockerrrrr. 18 nautical miles as the crow flies. Colder than a cold thing thats very cold.
The last 2 were agonyyyy..........they were ov'r laaand ARRRRRRRRRR!
regards
Cpt Fenrrrris
PS. were be this island? ARRRRRRR!
Ash R said: Be anyone lookin' at me message in tha Pyrates Club? Arrr
Aye, I be.
Fenris_rising said: Arrr
Why arrrr pyrates called pyrates?
Because, me ol' sea dog........Because they ARRRRRRRRRRRRR!
rrrregarrrrds
Cpt Fenrrrrrris ARRRRRRRR!
Welcome aboard matey!
crazyness003 said: I dont b'leive I seen yer salty face 'ere b'fore. Welcome!
I be Cap'n Froman (or Captain Crazyness fer short) Mine acompices 'ere are Captain Lukjad and his second in command, Ash R.
How did ya get t'this island?
Fenris_rising said: Arrrrr! Greetin's ta ya'll and a finer group o pyrate types
as I ave seen in many a long yearrrrrrr.
Ow did I find this ere island ye sayyyyy......Welll that be a short tale so it be, oh yes so it is.
Mine ship went down ov'r yon orizon in a black squall of a stormmmm t'likes of which I ave ne'er seen in all my dayssss.
So I swam, alone, ship gone my crew all gone down to davey jones lockerrrrr. 18 nautical miles as the crow flies. Colder than a cold thing thats very cold.
The last 2 were agonyyyy..........they were ov'r laaand ARRRRRRRRRR!
regards
Cpt Fenrrrris
PS. were be this island? ARRRRRRR!
Yarr! This be th' Secret Isle O' Buried Treasure. The directions are for ye t' travel far out t' the North, turn West at the fourth isle ye see and keep on asailin' til ye get to this 'ere island.
haw should Ay know, waer this island is?! I'v been stuk 'ere fer months. And me'crazy friends, thar; ar-a lookin' fer treasures. I say he hit the casinos and 'ave gentlemanly talks with these 'ere mermaids. :biggrin:
Did ye say merrrrmaids? I loves merrrmaids
Theyze knowz their plaice on the slab harr harrrrrrrrrr!!!!
regards
Cpt Fenris
Come on lads! Lets be findin the map tha find tha treasure!! Arr
thee be meanin this ere map? AAAAAAARRRRRRR
What be the map be sayin'? Which way should we be headed? Arrr
Yarrrr, this thread be strange say i
Bearded-flower said: Yarrrr, this thread be strange say i
ya must-a be new t'these 'ere forum. Ya aint seen nothin' yet! Head on over to th'Off-topic thread, er even better yet, the No ya cant post 'ere thread. Ye'll be surprised.
So, anybody be knowin' our headin'? Arrrr
Aye! From 'ere, we go due West fer 300 paces. Then we be goin' t' follow th' sun fer 235 paces from 2 PM. After that, we dig. Tell me what happens on th' way there.
Everybody look. Thar be a sign up ahead...yarrr
Welcome to the "Coco Bango" WUT?!
I don't want'a be th'killer of this thread! I'd rather be killin' other things.
Where be the x? Tis on the map... Arrr
Ash R said: Where be the x? Tis on the map... Arrr
argh, we need one o'thems fancy de-vices. Geepee-ess, 'this called. I'll whitle one from bamboo.
YARR! We be no needin' a Geepee-ess! We be needin' a coooompass! Yarr!
Who 'ere has the compass? We be not aleavin' it on the bumper did we? Arr
no. ay believe t'was in me other pants pocket. Besides t'dosn't matter mates, th'compass are inert.
Yarr, me be back after a long time off th' sea. How be ye?
*Walks in wearing his best suit and tie.*
O.O"