Stuck in an elevator continuation thread...
so the door opens and were let out into a mall...that we cant leave until we hit 1000 posts
its infinitly large and is similar to the elevator in which you can bend physics
Stuck in a mall
Archived thread 1021367 from Cafe Games. Markdown source: Cafe_Games/thread_1021367_Stuck_in_a_mall.md
"Ohh no not again"
well at least i have no excuse not to have my xmas shopping done
*screams*
*buys popcorn and goes to movie theater*
*creates a lot of gift cards*
I need a new computer case, is there a Best buy here? If not I'm going to the sporting goods store to be a composite hunting bow.
-bumps in to Jimi- Stop making those cards, no one is even going to read the blasted things!!
Maxxtsch said: -bumps in to Jimi- Stop making those cards, no one is even going to read the blasted things!!
gift cards == the money kind
*goes back to sleep*
- finally wakes up and realizes the doors are open! but then realizes he has to stay here for another 1000 posts*
oh my ......................... how I lost interest in the elevator, now it's a mall ...........just great just great!!!
goes off looking round the shops .........
*maybe sometime*
Awesome the mall has free Wi-Fi.
couldn't be bothered to keep walking round the mall ..........
*mall's security system, which runs windows, BSoDs* FAIL. :P
You wrote's nice and I support you!FAG轴承 fag FAG fag轴承
This mall is so big it has it's own car showroom! And i'm taking this monster for a ride!!
*starts the engine of a large 4x4*
*drives it straight out of the showroom window*
cool always wanted to do that ..........!
*starts terrorising pedestrians!*
rolnics said: This mall is so big it has it's own car showroom! And i'm taking this monster for a ride!!
*starts the engine of a large 4x4*
*drives it straight out of the showroom window*
cool always wanted to do that ..........!
*starts terrorising pedestrians!*
-Takes out Bow and shoots tire out- That masked mall man STRIKES AGAIN!!
wanders into the mall, loses interest, tries to leave, then... /facepalm.
*Try's to continuously duplicate himself in a bid to free everyone*
"This is to hard, I give up"
sits by the door of the mall staring at his car parked outside wishing he had brought his phone.
reminds takumidesh, you can bend the laws of physics in here .................... and hands his phone over!
Oh, cool, We're here! Oh, but wait a minute, why am I talking in English again? Oh, well, I'll just go shopping! And they've got free Wi-Fi too! Nice... *I suddenly start talking in Greek again* Γιατί στο καλό είμαι μιλώντας στην ελληνική γλώσσα και πάλι!
Deciding to do something creative, I promptly gather all the flammable items i can find together by the exit.
I then set it alight and wait for the exit to burn down and give us freedom.
Whilst waiting I start cooking marshmallows by the fire. :popcorn:
I bet its gonna take 1000 posts for your fire to burn down the exit...ironic huh? Im going to the food court. trhey have a Taco Express here! w00t!
taco-taco
Is there a cinnabon in here?
Oh dibbs on northwest "going-up" elevator. yay. exercise! So much funz! so much time...awesome!
crazyness003 said:
Is there a cinnabon in here?
What's one of those?
And I agree it'll probably take at least 1000 posts for the tiny fire to burn that exit or more probable, if it does then there'll be another door to burn!!
*heads towards computer store*
http://www.cinnabon.com/home.html See and drool.
Hey, Future Pilot, is there a computer store in here? If so, im coming with you. *already gets distracted* ooooo. water fountain!
linuxluver said:
*I suddenly start talking in Greek again* Γιατί στο καλό είμαι μιλώντας στην ελληνική γλώσσα και πάλι! Get bored and wonder WTF you said and attempt to use Yahoo! Babel Fish to transalate
How accurate is Yahoo? Here's what it said you said: "Γιατί στο καλό είμαι μιλώντας στην ελληνική γλώσσα και πάλι!" "Because in good I am speaking in the Greek language once again!"
Hey, I see people through the window!!!
[SIZE=6]HELP!![/SIZE]
Stands behind Ash R waving ............
*stands beside Ash R and moons people on the outside*
yay!
stops waving as his arms is about to drop off with all that waving!
does the mall go up and down like the elevator?
tarps87 said: does the mall go up and down like the elevator?
Now *that* would be interesting!! We can bend physics, so give it a try ........
tarps87 said: does the mall go up and down like the elevator?
if you can imagine it...it can be done
of course with exception to getting outta here. :P
Hey Ash, hows the fire coming along? And where's linuxluver to give us a friggin pizza party. we dont even need a terminal to do it here!
I'm imagining, is it working?
*hallways fill with stuffed monkeys scratching their...ears* Yup, it appears as if its working. No stop imagining, we're gonna suffocate under all these monkeys!
mmm bananas, oops. Now we have monkeys and bananas :)
stop! you're wasting it!
I like pie. OH NOES! NOW THERE'S PIE TOO!!! (Can't decide whether this is good or bad. Good cause of pie... Nawt so good cause of suffocation)
Hey, why doesn't someone just imagine the mall bigger?
the mall is infinitely big...soo all we gotta do is RUN FROM bgs100...right after I TAKE ONE OF HIS IMAGINARY REAL PIES. *yoink* Hohoho! Trogdor Strikes Again! *cue original burnination* #then cue gh2 burnination*
*Goes on a killing spree with a knife through depression and anger, however, spares the lives of all the ubuntu geeks, especially those that know how to use "==" in general conversation ;).*
also
*burns kittens*
crazyness003 said: ouch. dieing hurts bad.
Lets look at this PSA *not for the kiddies!* and *Not work safe* and *etc*
LOL!
most of the stress is form staying up till 2:00 in the morning fixing my parents dead computer with a slightly ill HDD, god "badblocks -s -v -w /dev/sda" takes AGES, then you have to attempt to fix the blocks and check the S.M.A.R.T. status before reinstalling windows and the drivers. *looks at screen* "GOD DAMMIT WINDOWS!!!!!!!!! Y DO YOU TAKE SOOOOOOOOOO LONG TO FORMAT THE DRIVE (5% after a few minutes) aaaaghhhhhhhhhh :mad:](*,)". *impales random guy on the malls water fountain*.:evil:.:cry:.
hey, make happyness, dont ./configure death besides, do what I did, VirualBox. That way windows just gets to play in its very own sandbox, like a good little kid; and let the grown up *nix's take care of the rest.
Oh and dont call it Linux, Richard Stallman will come and impale you. [/joke] Technically speaking, it is called GNU/Linux or even just GNU...but I liek the penguin better
crazyness003 said: ouch. dieing hurts bad.
Lets look at this PSA *not for the kiddies!* and *Not work safe* and *etc*
Thanks crazyness003 for the warning!(replying @work :( )
And then goes take to that car dealer and test drives another monster 4x4 ............ squashing a few monkeys and bananas on the way!! Yeah!
crazyness003 said:
Hey Ash, hows the fire coming along?
The "fire project" has kinda spread beyond its initial boundaries. Its now enveloped a large section of the entrance to the mall and shows now sign of stopping. On the plus side we do have the fire alarms going off to keep us entertained. I can also see a fire truck parked outside the mall.
how's it fueled ........ ?? monkey's and banana's??
<?>
*Looks out from elevator.* *Decides to stay in for now.*
Lukjad! Welcome to the mall. Its OVER9000p3n*$es cooler...well tight now its on fire, BUT HEY! They have a Taco Express at the food court!
Hooray Taco!
*Orders a taco from the safety and comfort of the elevator.*
This mall must have a fire exit somewhere......
*goes off looking for one
btw jumps out the window. hates malls
*laughs maniacly*
z0mg evil hamster on the loose!
*gets HAZMAT suit and long net*
jimi_hendrix said: z0mg evil hamster on the loose!
*gets HAZMAT suit and long net*
no need dude, i spare the lives of all the ubuntu geeks:D:popcorn:.
Ash R said: This mall must have a fire exit somewhere......
*goes off looking for one its probably on fire.
ironic
crazyness003 said: its probably on fire.
ironic quite Hey, anyone used my app shbackup yet? http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?p=6427725#post6427725
never had a need for it. and since were in this mall...and im aching to impulsively get something, it might as well be something from you. sell it to me. I mean in terms of "Why the F*** would i want that?" but not in that kind of hard/sh terms. I rarely (never) back up.
crazyness003 said: never had a need for it. and since were in this mall...and im aching to impulsively get something, it might as well be something from you. sell it to me. I mean in terms of "Why the F*** would i want that?" but not in that kind of hard/sh terms. I rarely (never) back up.
Because I say that you need it :)
Fine. you drive a hard bargain! I can pay you in information:[INDENT] [FONT=System][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]The security cameras along with the entire security system in here is busted. And since i can bend space/time i permanently busted them so that un-busting them is impossible. There is also a paradox script clause I inserted into the terminal to bust any new security system that get *makeinstall* or *apt-get install ** to replace the old busted one. Now! With this information, you are armed with the knowledge that you can "shop" at any of the jewelery stores in this mall, without any repercussion of feeling guilty or that you'll get caught, and take whatever jewels you need...and then some. there I hope we can call it even.[/FONT] [/SIZE][/FONT][/INDENT]But seriously, how does it work. im curious now since i wrote this huge pay-back paragraph.
oh yeah, anyone that wants a code like that, to crash the system, try this (not on your own box, it WILL crash)
:(){:|:&};:crazyness003 said: Fine. you drive a hard bargain! I can pay you in information:[INDENT] [FONT=System][SIZE=2][FONT=Courier New]The security cameras along with the entire security system in here is busted. And since i can bend space/time i permanently busted them so that un-busting them is impossible. There is also a paradox script clause I inserted into the terminal to bust any new security system that get *makeinstall* or *apt-get install ** to replace the old busted one.
Now! With this information, you are armed with the knowledge that you can "shop" at any of the jewelery stores in this mall, without any repercussion of feeling guilty or that you'll get caught, and take whatever jewels you need...and then some. there I hope we can call it even.[/FONT] [/SIZE][/FONT][/INDENT]But seriously, how does it work. im curious now since i wrote this huge pay-back paragraph.
It is an awesome gui based on this (http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=35087) that can have its own gui or be ran in a terminal. Written entirely in shell script.
Here it is: http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?p=6427725#post6427725 Official Page: https://launchpad.net/shellbackup
walks in the mall and waves to everyone! trys to leave but doors wont budge so goes to home depot department and takes some tools and some wood makes a fort goes to Best Buy store grabs some computers some xboxs some ps3s and wiis some big screen HD tvs and home surround sound and a stereo and a disco ball and has a party until this thread hits 1000 posts :D
Cody the Linux Guru said: walks in the mall and waves to everyone! trys to leave but doors wont budge so goes to home depot department and takes some tools and some wood makes a fort goes to Best Buy store grabs some computers some xboxs some ps3s and wiis some big screen HD tvs and home surround sound and a stereo and a disco ball and has a party until this thread hits 1000 posts
:D am i invited?
bgs100 said: It is an awesome gui based on this (http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=35087) that can have its own gui or be ran in a terminal. Written entirely in shell script.
Here it is: http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?p=6427725#post6427725 Official Page: https://launchpad.net/shellbackup Hey man. I just tried your program and[COLOR=DarkRed] [SIZE=3]it didnt work[/SIZE][/COLOR]! I installed it from the launchpad site you have and installed the latest version. When i went to back everything up, it did as you said. and when i need to restore, i'm likey to get full restoration. BUT I never got any pie! WTF! I thought you get PIE once you backup. But NO! I check my cd tray. NOTHING! My expressCard slot. NADA! My USB ports. nope! NOTHING! NO PIE!!!!! I am furious at the lack of pie this applications gives me. Outraged-I tell you! Outraged!1!!11!!1onetyone!111!1!eleven11!one1uno!!1!!11!ein!!!11! 11et!11!!11!1!!une!11!!1!11!!1!!11!1o nze!1!!11!11!!!!nje!1!!11!!1e den!!1!!!11!!!1!!1!!1!1!!1
I want a FULL refund! You dont get to take the jewelery! NO! NO! BAD!
crazyness003 said: am i invited?
Me too....I could do the same but the more players the better right? Or I could go to the garden section and try to find the biggest tractor they have. Fuel it up and try to drive my way through the doors to freedom.
crazyness003 said: Hey man. I just tried your program and[COLOR=DarkRed] [SIZE=3]it didnt work[/SIZE][/COLOR]!
I installed it from the launchpad site you have and installed the latest version. When i went to back everything up, it did as you said. and when i need to restore, i'm likey to get full restoration. BUT I never got any pie! WTF! I thought you get PIE once you backup. But NO! I check my cd tray. NOTHING! My expressCard slot. NADA! My USB ports. nope! NOTHING! NO PIE!!!!! I am furious at the lack of pie this applications gives me. Outraged-I tell you! Outraged!1!!11!!1onetyone!111!1!eleven11!one1uno!!1!!11!ein!!!11! 11et!11!!11!1!!une!11!!1!11!!1!!11!1o nze!1!!11!11!!!!nje!1!!11!!1e den!!1!!!11!!!1!!1!!1!1!!1
I want a FULL refund! You dont get to take the jewelery! NO! NO! BAD! Yea I keep trying to get some pie out too. I even checked the webcam to see if I was looking in the right place.
matt79 said: Me too....I could do the same but the more players the better right? Or I could go to the garden section and try to find the biggest tractor they have. Fuel it up and try to drive my way through the doors to freedom.
wow. what malls have you been to. In retrospect: theres no Home Depot section or Best Buy in a mall! LIES!
crazyness003@the-friggin-mall:~$ sudo apt-get install homedepot
[sudo] password for crazyness003:
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree
Reading state information... Done
E: Couldn't find package homedepotcrazyness003@the-friggin-mall:~$ mkdir /home_depot
crazyness003@the-friggin-mall:~$ cd home_depot
crazyness003@the-friggin-mall:~$ sudo wget http://www.thats-not-in-a-binary.orly/oh_here_it_is/source/home_depot.tgz
crazyness003@the-friggin-mall:~$ tar xvpfz home_depot.tgz -C
crazyness003@the-friggin-mall:~$ cd home_depot
crazyness003@the-friggin-mall:~$ ./configure
*<snip>*
crazyness003@the-friggin-mall:~$ make
*<snip>*
crazyness003@the-friggin-mall:~$ makeinstall
*<snip>*crazyness003 said: wow. what malls have you been to. In retrospect: theres no Home Depot section or Best Buy in a mall! LIES!
crazyness003@the-friggin-mall:~$ sudo apt-get install homedepot
[sudo] password for crazyness003:
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree
Reading state information... Done
E: Couldn't find package homedepotcrazyness003@the-friggin-mall:~$ mkdir /home_depot
crazyness003@the-friggin-mall:~$ cd home_depot
crazyness003@the-friggin-mall:~$ sudo wget http://www.thats-not-in-a-binary.orly/oh_here_it_is/source/home_depot.tgz
crazyness003@the-friggin-mall:~$ tar xvpfz home_depot.tgz -C
crazyness003@the-friggin-mall:~$ cd home_depot
crazyness003@the-friggin-mall:~$ ./configure
*<snip>*
crazyness003@the-friggin-mall:~$ make
*<snip>*
crazyness003@the-friggin-mall:~$ makeinstall
*<snip>*Well I got the tractor from sears (but now that we have a home depot I will got and see if I can find a more powerful one.)
I found best buy in a .deb yay!
But i digress. We should merge all the stores together!... anyone know of a bash command to do that?
*breaks into the Corvette that the dealership parked on the carpet in the middle of the walk way and sweet talks the OnStar lady into starting it, then drives around in reckless abandon*
sudo apt-get install tank-maker
oooh yeah!
crazyness003 said: sudo apt-get install tank-maker
oooh yeah! sudo apt-get install ammo in tank.
matt79 said: sudo apt-get install ammo in tank.
sudo apt-get install tank-fuel
mkdir /crazyness_tank
cp /tank-maker/source/tank ~/crazyness_tank
cp /tank-maker/source/tank_ammo ~/crazyness_tank
cp /tank-maker/source/tank_fuel ~/crazyness_tank
cd /crazyness_tank
./configure
*<snip>*
make
*<snip>*
sudo makeinstall
*<snip>*
There is a tank waiting in front of Macy's. Thank you for using Tank Maker 2010! Enjoy the chaos!*runs to Macy's....probably the first time in my life. But hey, its worth it!. RAWR TANX!*
*sees zombies in parking lot*
jimi_hendrix said: *sees zombies in parking lot*
we're safe! thay cant some in- *somehow zombies get inside without breaking any doors down, to free us from this not-so-bad-mall* :| That's just bad timing
*I magically teleport unexpectedly right in front of crazyness* Είμαι η ελληνική πίτσα νεράιδα, για να σας δώσει μια πίτσα πάρτυ! *I then walk away, wondering when I'll stop speaking Greek* *then pizza party appears in the air, just floating* *I begin speaking in Japanese this time* 素晴らしい、素晴らしい、一部の外国人の信号線か何か、日本のメインスピーカーになっている！
Whoops Double Post
crazyness003 said: Hey man. I just tried your program and[COLOR=DarkRed] [SIZE=3]it didnt work[/SIZE][/COLOR]!
I installed it from the launchpad site you have and installed the latest version. When i went to back everything up, it did as you said. and when i need to restore, i'm likey to get full restoration. BUT I never got any pie! WTF! I thought you get PIE once you backup. But NO! I check my cd tray. NOTHING! My expressCard slot. NADA! My USB ports. nope! NOTHING! NO PIE!!!!! I am furious at the lack of pie this applications gives me. Outraged-I tell you! Outraged!1!!11!!1onetyone!111!1!eleven11!one1uno!!1!!11!ein!!!11! 11et!11!!11!1!!une!11!!1!11!!1!!11!1o nze!1!!11!11!!!!nje!1!!11!!1e den!!1!!!11!!!1!!1!!1!1!!1
I want a FULL refund! You dont get to take the jewelery! NO! NO! BAD!
You got the pie when you stole the pie I imagined on page 4, remember?
おっと、ここでパイを戦う上で、私は推測するつもりです！ *I begin talking in English once again* What happened this time? Now I'm speaking English again! Weird...
another stupid double post. darn firefox!
sudo apt-get install AWESOMEFOX!!!!
Now with 4% less chrome! Speeds of OVER9000 and unbeatable security*! the most prominenet feature is the anti-double post script make exclusively for users of ubuntuforums.org that get those darn double posts! FOR REAL!
[size=1]*security relative to a mousetrap[/size]
*walks past an elevator* *door breaks open and tribbles come out...*
onoes!
tribbles Vs zombies! taking all bets!
my money's on the zombies. since the zombies can infect the tribbies and make zombie tribbies... Trombies!! ZOMG!
jimi_hendrix said: Stuck in an elevator continuation thread...
so the door opens and were let out into a mall...that we cant leave until we hit 1000 posts
its infinitly large and is similar to the elevator in which you can bend physics NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why did I have to click the st00pid link and read that I'm stuck in here too because that's where the elevator let us out at! I was stuck in this mall before I even posted here.
BTW, anyone ever really get stuck in an elevator? I got stuck in one at the Minneapolis Hilton on the 29th of December...
nice! did you bust out a terminal emulator and sudo summon a pizza party?
Good Idea. /busts out terminal emulator/
sudo party --type=pizzaFree pizza for everyone!
I'll get the drinks: Hooray Beer
I don't drink, so:
sudo party --add-sodawhat about
sudp party --add-popsoda = pop, but that seems to be a midwest United States term. I asked for a pop in Boston once, and they looked at me like I was nuts.
i know, that why I always ask for pop. Im originally from the windy one, but now live no the eastern seaboard.
Anyway, PIZZA PARTY!
This is boring. However, the motd seems to be displayed on all the advertisement boards. We're on the fifth floor, so:
sudo echo "Pizza Party on the Fifth Floor!\nBeer and Soda Provided!" >/etc/motdMaybe that will bring some people.
After twenty-three hours, steals the 100th post.
yeah. but that shoulda been me. remember when i said the elevator stopped on the ground floor of the mall. They totally, sneakingly, erased my posts, including my prized 32768th bump!
I am so p*$$d right now!
damn forum issues
sudo party --extend-days=2That ought to give people more time to show up.
true that. Are we the only ones here? Oh and did you notice the Thank you medallions are missing? I was gonna give you one in the "NO you cannot post here" thread.
Hooray Pizza!
I noticed after reading the post.
yeah. this *is* madness! Anyway, there are no tags associated to this thread...yet
crazyness003 said: yeah. this *is* madness!
Anyway, there are no tags associated to this thread...yet
We are in the mall can't we just imagine some tags?
Added a couple for us - now they will be displayed on the forum display!
*comes running into party* *followed by zombies and tribbles!*
We haz n3w P!zz4 3473rz!
munches on yet another slice of Pizza
sudo apt-get install door SEGFAULT
Nuts! I just segfaulted the mall. :P
smartboyathome said: sudo apt-get install door
SEGFAULT
Nuts! I just segfaulted the mall. :P
Great... now what?
*Reboots mall, lights flash momentarily*
That's better. :popcorn:
smartboyathome said: sudo apt-get install door
SEGFAULT
Nuts! I just segfaulted the mall. :P Now why whould you go and do something like that. Did we not learn that lesson in the elevator?
what elevator. come on man, were human. Same-mistake-again humans. How hand me that box there, thei the buttons that reads "nuclear boom. weee"
Is this party that dead?! F this, im gonna go hang out with the "I wish I could come up with a cool title for a thread" thread!
Hey, I propose an expedition to get onto the roof of the mall. Maybe we can be rescued by helicopter.
BTW,
Fire is still thriving :D
*comes running past crazyness being chased by tribbles and zombies* TO THE ROOF WE GO!
jimi, can we use the stairs? if the mall is this bad, i'm not sure i want to be stuck in the lift
Cant we simply burn the mall down? Or how about the explosives store? They could help!:p;)
inxygnuu said: Cant we simply burn the mall down?
Well i did try to burn a way out earlier and the fire is still going strong :D
More fire couldn't possibly hurt our escape attempts :lolflag:
Lets just throw some explosives in there, and run!:p
Somebody locate a fireworks store, i like pretty fireworks :D
Ash R said: Somebody locate a fireworks store, i like pretty fireworks :D
Oooh!:-o:shock::popcorn:
Hmmm, haven't found fireworks yet. I did stumble on this heavy arms dealer though.
*Fires rocket-launcher at doors*
Oh, crap! *ducks as the rocket ricochets back my way*
Watch out behind me!!!
!!BOOM!! !!SHATTER!!
oops. It happens.
*runs to arms dealer* *buys shotgun* *begins repelling zombies/uses them to heat fire*
[hint] If you, or anyone near you, decides it is a good idea to shoot at the mall doors, RUN LIKE HECK!!!!
*uses Rockets to mass-repel groups of zombies*
*rides in from Macy's on my new, brand-new, brand(?) tank, aptly named...tank* Did I miss anything? Hey, by the way, when I compiled this tank, I made sure It bent time-space, meaning infinite room inside for anyone I choose. So grab a helmet, grab a terminal (no, not a *nix one. The side-mounted, remote-machinegun kind of terminal) and LETS HAVE FUN! *fires modified 207mm explosive rounds for epic-repel of zombie/tribbies* w00t! Oh and unfortunately, the source code I used to make this baby was captured by the tribbies...so expect an adversary-tank as soon as they learn how to compile ;)
WHAT? where the heck did you find a tank in Macy's?
*goes into tribbies SVN repository they left insecure and tampers with the source for the tank, after copying it for myself* *plays with code* *./cofigure,make,make install*
[B][B]Let's have FUN!!!!![/B][/B]
jenkinbr said: WHAT? where the heck did you find a tank in Macy's?
*goes into tribbies SVN repository they left insecure and tampers with the source for the tank, after copying it for myself* *plays with code* *./cofigure,make,make install*
[B][B]Let's have FUN!!!!![/B][/B] I got mine here. Lets play bumper-tanks and take care of these pesky....pests
bump
*wades in with chain gun* *is now completely jacked, has a chaingun, no sleves, and ammo belts strapped around torso* *jumps on tank and starts shooting/throwing hand grenades/napalm bombs (great for zombies!)* i love the smell of napalm in the morning!
I'd do the same, but the 4-in-1 feature i installed in the tank is awesome (driver, gunner, loader, spotter). I Drive, See, Shoot and Reload! I glad I gave you a viable platforms. CrazyTank going to the food court! gonna get me some z'mbiez!
*Hears the Unreal Tornament announcer* KILLING SPREE!
*grab some cheese pizza* "Yum" *start learning python* *can't figure out how to use "or" in while loop*
#I can't get the while loop in the following to work
#!/usr/bin/env python
import commands, os, readline
termwidth = "-"*int(commands.getoutput('echo $COLUMNS'))
choice = 0
num = 0
j=0
print termwidth
print "Polygon Area/Perimeter Finder"
print termwidth
print ""
[COLOR="Red"]while choice != 1 or 2:[/COLOR]
print "What would you like to find?"
print "1) Perimeter"
print "2) Area"
choice = input("\n>>> ")
if choice == 1:
sides = input("How many sides does the shape have? ")
for entry in range(1, sides+1):
num=input("Enter Side Length: ")
j=num+j
print "The perimeter is",j,"units"
Help?
*goes to computer store, gets on desktop, and starts playing tremulous* :P
Builds indestuctable radio-controlled spy drone to pinpoint zombie locations using parts from various hobbyshops and electronics stores.
I can set up live feeds for those in the tanks.
By the way, how do you get those tanks up the stairs if the elevator is broken?
bgs100 said: *grab some cheese pizza*
"Yum" *start learning python* *can't figure out how to use "or" in while loop*
#I can't get the while loop in the following to work
#!/usr/bin/env python
import commands, os, readline
termwidth = "-"*int(commands.getoutput('echo $COLUMNS'))
choice = 0
num = 0
j=0
print termwidth
print "Polygon Area/Perimeter Finder"
print termwidth
print ""
[COLOR="Red"]while choice != 1 or 2:[/COLOR]
print "What would you like to find?"
print "1) Perimeter"
print "2) Area"
choice = input("\n>>> ")
if choice == 1:
sides = input("How many sides does the shape have? ")
for entry in range(1, sides+1):
num=input("Enter Side Length: ")
j=num+j
print "The perimeter is",j,"units"
Help?
well first of all we have the programming talk forum...but try
while choice != 1 or choice != 2:jimi_hendrix said: well first of all we have the programming talk forum...but try
while choice != 1 or choice != 2:bgs100 has made several posts in this thread (9 to be exact), so I'm sure he knows it's a waste-of-time thread...
where was I? Oh, the mall.
Test-flies the newly assembled drone.
*buys a TIE intercepter* *begins flying around the mall*
*Spots zombie on spycam, blasts with laser.* *sends signal to ground forces to send zombie to the fuel chamber to be prepared for the escape fire*
i dont go upstairs! I bring upstairs to me. Its almost like soviet russia...only there;s zombies...and tribbies. dont forget the tribbies!
*raids sporting goods store for golf clubs and baseball bats to defend against zombies*
d00d! I have a spot for you on my tank. Its the golf-clubs-and-baseball-bats seat on the tank. Basically, in front, below the epic 207mm cannon, there are giant baseball bats and golf clubs for zombie-bashin'-fun. So go ahead, make yourself at home!
*sicks tribbles on the zombies*
makes a wall of banana peals around me so that all the zombies trip and fall on top of each other.
*uses the force to start hurling the zombies over each other, only to realize zombies aren't alive* *steals one of tim's golf clubs and starts hitting all the zombies with it*
By the way, who is the one creating the zombies? There has to be *something* that created them. ;)
Are the chips here yet?
Looks around to his horror ............
"Oh NO! Not tribbles! They were are problem in the elevator .........."
tarps87 said: Are the chips here yet?
Computer chips are. Nacho cheese flavored computer chips, tool. :P
*watches rolnics freak out, and uses the force to make all tribbles go to him* :twisted:
*bribes all the zombies with free pizza and uses the army of zombies to take control of the whole second floor and creates the second floor empire. Anyone bearing gifts of pizza is welcome!
Universal344 said: *bribes all the zombies with free pizza and uses the army of zombies to take control of the whole second floor and creates the second floor empire. Anyone bearing gifts of pizza is welcome!
i bring you an intel core i7, is that ok?:popcorn:.
all must bow to me!
I suppose that will do... but my army of zombies will never let you rule the Second Floor Empire, but feel free to apply for head of the pizza department.
Universal344 said: I suppose that will do... but my army of zombies will never let you rule the Second Floor Empire, but feel free to apply for head of the pizza department.
yees! free pizza for all!:guitar:
*stops firing* *picks up guitar* *turns amps on max* *rocks out*
Universal344 said: *bribes all the zombies with free pizza and uses the army of zombies to take control of the whole second floor and creates the second floor empire. Anyone bearing gifts of pizza is welcome!
I'll bring you a gift of DESTRUCTION!
no seriously, here's some destruction i made.
*hands you some form of physically generated destruction...since there is no physics, its hard to explain...use your [COLOR=Red]i[/COLOR][COLOR=DarkOrange]m[/COLOR][COLOR=DarkOrchid]a[/COLOR][COLOR=Green]g[/COLOR][COLOR=Pink]i[/COLOR][COLOR=Gray]n[/COLOR][COLOR=DeepSkyBlue]a[/COLOR][COLOR=Yellow]t[/COLOR][COLOR=DarkRed]i[/COLOR][COLOR=White]o[/COLOR][COLOR=Blue]n[/COLOR]*
*uses force to throw physically generated distruction into black hole, which turns the black hole into a quasar*
Run or die! :o
Heeeyy. Thats not nice. It took me like....2 seconds to make that fine piece of destruction. You're a meanie! *goes to blow up a good portion of the mall just because S.B.A.H. used my destruction to make a quasar*
*watches crazyness walk right into the line of fire for the quasar, and uses force to save him* :)
uhh thanks? but I was in an indestructible buckey-ball tank...so it was kinda unnecessary. But thanks anyway. Uhh. heres a good portion of the destroyed mall for yout to "force" back together, as my thanks to you. And you might wanna dismantle the quasar. someone might get hurt. Here. lemme do it for you *removes the 2 AAA batteries from the quasar* There all done. :P
[size=7]kaboom!!!!!![/size]
Wait wait! What went KABOOM! Please not the second floor!
*evil laugh*
I saw the second-floor ploy, so my spy drone went in, set a perimiter of destruction, planted an atomic bomb that is only contained within the perimiter, and detonated it when the time was right.
Guys, I think the Zombie problem may have been resolved!
Re-instates the pizza party.
NOOOOOO!!!! Thats it, anyone who wants free Pizza AND Pasta join me in reconstructing an army of robots and forming a new democracy that will rule the left side of the mall. Jeninbr and his followers can have the right side.
I have a better idea I RULEZ THE ENTIRE MALL! *transforms into Rulamus Prime, the Autobot formerly known as "that one robot-guy" and automagically takes control of any regional government and/or anarchistic organization within the mall* All hail me! *nothing really changes, and you don't really have to hail me, just dont get me mad...*you wouldn't like me when im mad...**
[size=7]P-ZOW![/size] *The walls of the mall turn into cheese pizza, and everyone get a bazooka that shoots their favourite toppings for pizza* FEAST!
*Loads basooka with peppers, onions, mushrooms, sausage, pepperoni, and Canadian bacon*
*Unloads at a section of wall*
~YUMMY!~
Thanks, crazyness!
NOOO! Jeninbr has joined Crazyness's empire of Pizza-E goodness! I still get the left side of the mall until I figure out what to do with it and the remains of my zombie-robot army. Maybe some new paint... green maybe. Hmmm...
crazyness003 said: I have a better idea
I RULEZ THE ENTIRE MALL! *transforms into Rulamus Prime, the Autobot formerly known as "that one robot-guy" and automagically takes control of any regional government and/or anarchistic organization within the mall* All hail me! *nothing really changes, and you don't really have to hail me, just dont get me mad...*you wouldn't like me when im mad...**
[size=7]P-ZOW![/size] *The walls of the mall turn into cheese pizza, and everyone get a bazooka that shoots their favourite toppings for pizza* FEAST!
Universal344 said: NOOO! Jeninbr has joined Crazyness's empire of Pizza-E goodness! I still get the left side of the mall until I figure out what to do with it and the remains of my zombie-robot army. Maybe some new paint... green maybe. Hmmm...
Perhaps you should re-read crazyness's post carefully. Pay especially close attention to the part about the entire mall. Also the part about not getting him mad...
OOPz. Umm... Hmmm. Uhhhh... Ya... FIne you can have the left side of the mall crazyness, can I have some pizza now?
Universal344 said: OOPz. Umm... Hmmm. Uhhhh... Ya... FIne you can have the left side of the mall crazyness, can I have some pizza now?
dont ask me...*shuffles to another random location reel fast-like, puts on a cape, and a cardboard box with robot-like designs on it; then clears throat* Ask [SIZE=4]RULAMUS PRIME![/SIZE]
*points at Universal344* YOU [SIZE=3]MAY[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]HAVE[/SIZE] [SIZE=5]SEVEN[/SIZE][SIZE=6]![SIZE=7]1[/SIZE][/SIZE]
*one remaining zombie zaps me into being a communist* *not that I am anyway, I hate communism* [SIZE="7"]MUHAHAHA! I WILL NOW TAKE OVER THIS MALL AND COMMUNIZE IT![/SIZE]*whatever that means* *I begin to attack crazyness with my cat's hairballs*
gah! cat's hairballs! my only weakness! how did you know?!!1!one!1onetyone!11111!!2!1!!1!!1111
Looks like you guys are having too much fun in here. ;)
*brings out a machine which suspends animation in any direction except towards it*
Each of you will submit to a scan before you can have any more fun. It is for security reasons of course. *coughcough* ;)
*I am zapped by the scanner* Hahaha! Didn't you know that the zombie gave me invincible powers, and allowed me to speak in whatever language I choose! *I begin speaking in French this time* [SIZE="6"]Maintenant, je règle le centre commercial! Une fois de plus! Hahahaha! Je vais lancer plusieurs boules de poils de chat![/SIZE] *I begin speaking in Korean now, and finish my thought* [SIZE="6"]그럼 한 번 모두 패배 crazyness이 될 것이다![/SIZE]
Maxxtsch said: I need a new computer case, is there a Best buy here? If not I'm going to the sporting goods store to be a composite hunting bow.
SIGH...boring mall. How to pass the time? Hmmm...., I know!! Criticize typing. Max, wouldn't you rather "buy" a bow than "be" a bow? You know how high strung bows are. [COLOR="White"]aa[/COLOR]
Aktivizo fuçin Shyptare!!! [COLOR=Gray]>[/COLOR][COLOR=Silver]>[/COLOR][COLOR=White]>Activate Albanian Power![/COLOR] *sweet transforming sounds* Aha! Tani ska askush çë mundet të përkthej këtë!!! [COLOR=Gray]>[/COLOR][COLOR=Silver]>[/COLOR][COLOR=White]>Aha! Now, no one can translate this!!![/COLOR] Unë e përnalloj linuxluver-in dhe dal fitimtar! [COLOR=Gray]>[/COLOR][COLOR=Silver]>[/COLOR][COLOR=White]> I face off with linuxluver and win![/COLOR] Pastaj, e marr at maçinë çë e ndalon lëvizjen, dhe e hudh në nje birë-të-zezë! [COLOR=Gray]>[/COLOR][COLOR=Silver]>[/COLOR][COLOR=White]> Then, I take that machine that suspends animation and throw it in a black hole![/COLOR] UNË JAM I GJITH FUÇISHËM! UNË SUNDOJ! [COLOR=Gray]>[/COLOR][COLOR=Silver]>[/COLOR][COLOR=White]> I AM ALL MIGHTY! I RULE![/COLOR]
[SIZE="7"]Haha! I know every language, so I know what you said![/SIZE] *I start talking in Italian* [SIZE="7"]Crazyness, si perde questa battaglia, e io sarò stato il centro commerciale! Bravissimo![/SIZE] *my zombie powers begin to wear off, causing me to never have a loud voice, special powers, or language powers again* Oh, what happened? Why am I not Speaking in Italian?! NOOOOO!!!!!! I'm DOOOOOMED!
io parlo italiano...crazyness non perde questa battaglia...io parlo il vero!
Grazie Sig. jimi! Thats all i know in Italiano! *resumes speaking in Albanian but stops auto translating it* Tani, hajde! Shkojm të ngopemi më shumë piza Italiane! Unë e dua vetëm me djathë dhe salcë pice!! *gorges himself with cheese pizza, and also gives you a hint as to what was said in the above phrase*
*walks over to the doors to see if they work, but finds they are covered with antimatter* uh, guys, remember the quasar? I think it spewed antimatter everywhere, and it is trying to get out. Don't touch it or it will blow us all up. *runs away to the middle of the mall*
smartboyathome said: *walks over to the doors to see if they work, but finds they are covered with antimatter*
uh, guys, remember the quasar? I think it spewed antimatter everywhere, and it is trying to get out. Don't touch it or it will blow us all up. *runs away to the middle of the mall*
wait, are you telling me these pizza-walls are covered in antimatter?...does it matter! *takes a bite outta it anyway*
*prink*
*dissapears*
sneaks double A batteries into the quasar and puts into my quasar gun and shoots the whole mall with QUASAR-E BADNESS! The whole mall is warped so everything is now upside down and nothing works the way it used to. (Evil laugh) this should be fun!
*I still remember all the languages I had from the zombie* *so I begin speaking in Russian* [SIZE="6"]Я победить сумасшествие! Независимо от того, сколько она занимает! Даже если это молл деформированные и есть анти-дело всей стены! Он будет терять! Даже если нам придется пойти на "Мир", я победим![/SIZE]
Cursed foreign languages!!!!!
Can we get a language translator in here?...
Anyone?
*opens virtual terminal on a virtual screen, in midair* lxlvr@lxlvr-mall$/ make lingvo-translator creating language translator... δημιουργία γλώσσα μεταφραστής ... Done. Ολοκληρώθηκε. *a language translator appears on another virtual screen in midair* There you go! Now you can understand our language battles!
*still not here*
*tinkers with anti-antimatter generator, makes some, and touches it*
Whoa! That was friggin awesome! The mall is right-side-up again!
Wait...*pauses in silence*...I knows someones behind me....Crazyness, is that you? Did I summon you back into existance?
Awwww man! I like it in non-existence! There were chicks there that-....um, nevermind. Oh thank you for saving me. -_-
crazyness003 said: wait, are you telling me these pizza-walls are covered in antimatter?...does it matter!
*takes a bite outta it anyway*
*prink*
*dissapears*
Wait! NO! *east wing of the mall blows up* That was where all the movie stores and theaters were. [-(
*continues treating the mall for anti-matter with my anti-anti-matter cannon.*
Sneaks around and reantimatters the whole mall agin fliping it upside down. Uses new laws of physics to turn jemkinbrs antimatter gun into a banana phone! RING RING RING BANANA PHONE! RING RING RING BANANA PHONE! RING RING RING BANANA PHONE! RING RING RING BANANA PHONE! RING RING RING BANANA PHONE! RING RING RING BANANA PHONE! SHUT THAT PHONE UP!!!!!!!
Well, since I'm back. Aktivizo fuçinë Shyptare! *awesome, imitation transforming sounds*
Universal344, your anti-matter scheme will work no more, you thus you are transformed into a backup singer *all anti-matter vanishes without upholding to their true physical property of combining with matter to form raw energy*
jenkinbr, you're banana phone will now be a cowbell *then i hand you a drumstick (not the chicken kind, stupid)*
I summon jimi_hendrix to be lead guitarist, secondary guitarist, and bass guitar. His mad skillz authorised him to play 3 guitars at once. *makes the universal "summon jimi_hendrix* call*
I, as a crazy...crazyness, will apply my skillz of banging sticks, bats, zylophones, cricket clubs, Volvos and salsa against random objects to the most important of all musical instruments...the triangle...attached to a badass drum set, with lazers, rocket launchers, and a hellokitty emblem on the front.
Whomever wishes to, may take the role of vocalist, dude-whith-somke-machine, person-holding-a-stick-and-waving-it-wildly-into-the-air, and flowergirl.
[SIZE=7]LET US ROCK![/SIZE]
*sound no longer flows through air in this physics, just through empty space*
Anyone care to get rid of the air? I got my helmet on. ;)
*answers the call to rock* *pulls out a guitar with 20 strings and grows 4 more arms* *rocks out*
crazyness003 said: Well, since I'm back.
Aktivizo fuçinë Shyptare! *awesome, imitation transforming sounds*
Universal344, your anti-matter scheme will work no more, you thus you are transformed into a backup singer *all anti-matter vanishes without upholding to their true physical property of combining with matter to form raw energy*
jenkinbr, you're banana phone will now be a cowbell *then i hand you a drumstick (not the chicken kind, stupid)*
I summon jimi_hendrix to be lead guitarist, secondary guitarist, and bass guitar. His mad skillz authorised him to play 3 guitars at once. *makes the universal "summon jimi_hendrix* call*
I, as a crazy...crazyness, will apply my skillz of banging sticks, bats, zylophones, cricket clubs, Volvos and salsa against random objects to the most important of all musical instruments...the triangle...attached to a badass drum set, with lazers, rocket launchers, and a hellokitty emblem on the front.
Whomever wishes to, may take the role of vocalist, dude-whith-somke-machine, person-holding-a-stick-and-waving-it-wildly-into-the-air, and flowergirl.
[SIZE=7]LET US ROCK![/SIZE] :confused: Who said I didn't know what a drumstick was, as it pertains to cowbells and rock bands? :confused:
*Rocks on with the crew!*
[size=1]why are people so bent on destroying the mall?[/size]
*buys earplugs* *finds a Mattress Warehouse* *unwraps earplugs* *inserts earplugs into ears* *lies down on comfy bed* *sleeps*
*...continues rocking out...*
me the hero plays fur elisa wid my yahmaha psr 175 keyboard:)
then impressed with cool song,the keys of my keyboard just unlocks the lift loch:):D:p
*Bumps to the music*
jenkinbr said: *Bumps to the music*
*rocks the bump*
Bumps to teh BUMP ROCK!
A special expedition has returned from the upper floors with interesting reconnaissance information. Here is what our brave explorers have found:
- Only the prime numbered floors have toilets.
- Of these, only the even numbered ones have toilet paper.
- The 13th floor has A LOT of "Caution, wet floor" signs.
- The 42th has a nice bar, but it hasn't been opened yet.
- On one of the floors we found the surveillance room for all the cameras in the mall. There was an old guy dressed in white there, but he ran away.
- On the 108th floor looked pretty normal when we were going up, but on the way down it wasn't there! We went from 109 straight to 107?!
- We went up only to around the 658th floor, because it started to get hot higher up.
- All floors from 99 to 1 have beer shops, with beers on their walls.
We didn't explore the negative floor levels because a strange scary muscular guy with a soulstone jammed in his forehead ascended from there, carrying a big sword and some potions.
Guess that means the only throne with royal papers can be found on 2. No other even-numbered floor is prime...
*goes to the 13'th floor to check it out*
WAIT! NOBODY MOVE! You mean you didn't find oodles and oodles of zombies and robot bodies and a floating blue orb that made the sound "EEEEEAAAAAEEETTTTTIIIIIUUUUEEEE?" That means the blue orb brought the zombies and robots back a live and fused them into robot-zombies!!!! Oh wait, I didn't tell you about the blue orb, did I. Well there is a blue orb floating around!
On another note, why do I have to be backup singer crazyness? And what will the band be called. I vote for CRAZY ANTIMATTER PIZZA!!!!
[IMG]http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/1/27/128775255408183031.jpg?t=633687559039967315[/IMG]
spupy said: We didn't explore the negative floor levels because a strange scary muscular guy with a soulstone jammed in his forehead ascended from there, carrying a big sword and some potions.
he sounds familiar...is he from diablo 2?
Bbbblllluuueeee oooorrrbbbb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, guys - the 108'th floor really is neat, when it's there. It seems to disappear every now and then, so you need to be there at the right times.
I found the / floor. Its filled with file cabinets. I wonder whats in here??? Heheheh!
jimi_hendrix said: he sounds familiar...is he from diablo 2?
This is how the first part ends, I think.
I found a terminal on the / floor and I can control the whole mall from it. What should I do? Well first:
mall (/) -lockdoor
accessing floor /...
Locking door...
WARNING: locking door will keep you from getting out too do you want to continue [y/N] y
door locked.OK, now what? Any requests?
man unlockdoor
man unlockdoor
no manual entry found for unlockdoorunlockdoor is not its own command
sudo apt-get install toilet
*I begin speaking in Wergenschnaff, the imaginary language from iCarly* Schmanoofen, snoogi'd dougoni ooj? Daa onta-mooti unnd crazyness richt bennoof? Unnd ee'g bennoof toa? Schmanoofen! Sgoog daa baada sklinito!
linuxluver said: *I begin speaking in Wergenschnaff, the imaginary language from iCarly*
Schmanoofen, snoogi'd dougoni ooj? Daa onta-mooti unnd crazyness richt bennoof? Unnd ee'g bennoof toa? Schmanoofen! Sgoog daa baada sklinito! You lot are a bunch of loons. I can't understand anything you are saying, and I am too lazy to go to http://google.com/translate , but in the case of imaginary languages, it wouldn't help anyways...
[size=1]psst! I found an alien arms and armor dealer on the 108'th floor![/size]
spupy said:
- The 42th has a nice bar, but it hasn't been opened yet.
- On one of the floors we found the surveillance room for all the cameras in the mall. There was an old guy dressed in white there, but he ran away.
- On the 108th floor looked pretty normal when we were going up, but on the way down it wasn't there! We went from 109 straight to 107?!
Did no one get these references, or were they just too obvious/stupid? (a book, a movie, a series)
bump the rock. Man, i musta rocked out so hard, i ignored EVERYTHING! I'll have to catch up later though. Its funny, im currently working on fixing floor 42 as well. (we got a bar, but its not opened yet...it will be soon tho :D)
"cool an alien arms dealer on 108th floor"
*a look of panic sets in*
"hang on a second ......that means there's a elevator, in this mall!"
*looks round at everyone nodding*
"I ain't getting in no elevator, after my last experience of one!!!!"
"I'll use the stairs!"
You mean you didn't find the intra-mall teleporters yet? They are disguised as paintings near the staff elevators on every floor.
[URL="http://www.ubuntupocketguide.com/download.html"]ps - Everybody must click this link. If you don't, that's your own problem. Everybody likes free e-books![/URL]
jenkinbr said: sudo apt-get install toilet
Ok then:
sudo apt-get install toilet
[sudo] password for mall:
reading package lists... done
building dependency tree
reading state information... done
the following packages were installed and are no longer required:
toilet-paper-standard toilet-paper-two-ply toilet-bowl-water low-flow
comfy-toilet-seat toilet-extras2
use 'apt-get autoremove' to remove them.
The following NEW packages will be installed:
toilet
0 upgraded, 1 newly installed, 0 to remove and 0 not upgraded.
Need to get 0.00009kB of archives.
After this operation, Way2ManygB of additional mall space will be used.
Get:1 http://forums.archive.stuckinamall.com mall/main toilet 7.9.4-3 [0.00009kB]
Fetched 0.00009kB in 1000000min0.001s (10000000B/s)
Selecting previously deselected package toilet.
(Reading database ... two files and directories currently installed.)
Unpacking toilet (from .../mall/dirtystuff/toilet_7.9.4-3_iCUP.deb) ...
Processing triggers for bathrooms ...
Processing triggers for plumbing ...
Setting up toilet (7.9.4-3) ...
Processing triggers for air-fresheners ...
Now we all get toilets!!!!
Any more requests?
Universal344 said: Ok then:
sudo apt-get install toilet
[sudo] password for mall:
reading package lists... done
building dependency tree
reading state information... done
the following packages were installed and are no longer required:
toilet-paper-standard toilet-paper-two-ply toilet-bowl-water low-flow
comfy-toilet-seat toilet-extras2
use 'apt-get autoremove' to remove them.
The following NEW packages will be installed:
toilet
0 upgraded, 1 newly installed, 0 to remove and 0 not upgraded.
Need to get 0.00009kB of archives.
After this operation, Way2ManygB of additional mall space will be used.
Get:1 http://forums.archive.stuckinamall.com mall/main toilet 7.9.4-3 [0.00009kB]
Fetched 0.00009kB in 1000000min0.001s (10000000B/s)
Selecting previously deselected package toilet.
(Reading database ... two files and directories currently installed.)
Unpacking toilet (from .../mall/dirtystuff/toilet_7.9.4-3_iCUP.deb) ...
Processing triggers for bathrooms ...
Processing triggers for plumbing ...
Setting up toilet (7.9.4-3) ...
Processing triggers for air-fresheners ...
Now we all get toilets!!!!
Any more requests? [size=7]!!! [COLOR="Red"]FAIL [/COLOR]!!![/size]
toilet really is a package in the universe repository: http://packages.ubuntu.com/intrepid/toilet
jenkinbr said: [size=7]!!! [COLOR="Red"]FAIL [/COLOR]!!![/size]
toilet really is a package in the universe repository: http://packages.ubuntu.com/intrepid/toilet
What good would that do us in a mall? Besides, its not available in the mall repositories.
Fine :P
*downloads source for figlet, toilet, and toilet-fonts.* *prepends all system prefixes with /home/jenkinbr/app/* *Runs through source to make sure it will work, fixing a few calls here and there* *run ./configure* *run make* *run make install*
CRAP - still wants a password. :(
as long as this won't hurt the mall I'll give you the password. But I am changing it right after!
Here it is:
mall
sudo make install
Enter password for jenkinbr: mall
...bunch of code flies by, indicating successful install...
toilet -f block BUMP!!!
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BTW, I found this with a google search. I posted this a while back, when the off-topic game just got going:
jenkinbr@jenkinbr:~$ sudo apt-get install toilet
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree
Reading state information... Done
The following extra packages will be installed:
toilet-fonts
The following NEW packages will be installed:
toilet toilet-fonts
0 upgraded, 2 newly installed, 0 to remove and 0 not upgraded.
Need to get 0B/328kB of archives.
After this operation, 508kB of additional disk space will be used.
Do you want to continue [Y/n]? y
Selecting previously deselected package toilet-fonts.
(Reading database ... 218365 files and directories currently installed.)
Unpacking toilet-fonts (from .../toilet-fonts_0.1-2_all.deb) ...
Selecting previously deselected package toilet.
Unpacking toilet (from .../t/toilet/toilet_0.1-2_i386.deb) ...
Processing triggers for man-db ...
Setting up toilet-fonts (0.1-2) ...
Setting up toilet (0.1-2) ...
jenkinbr@jenkinbr:~$ whatis toilet
TOIlet (1) [figlet-toilet] - display large colourful characters
toilet (1) - display large colourful characters
jenkinbr@jenkinbr:~$ man toilet
jenkinbr@jenkinbr:~$ cd ~/bin
jenkinbr@jenkinbr:~/bin$ touch bump
jenkinbr@jenkinbr:~/bin$ chmod 1744 bump
jenkinbr@jenkinbr:~/bin$ nano bump
jenkinbr@jenkinbr:~/bin$ cd ~
jenkinbr@jenkinbr:~$ bump
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Hope you have a BUMP day!
jenkinbr@jenkinbr:~$
Just thought I would re-post that - it is 100% authentic command output.
Authenticity can only be authorized by a toilet. you, sir, are no toilet (right?)
Anyway, wee need to compact the mall. Universal344, take all the different layers (floors) of the mall and merge them into one, while still maintaining the same volume as all floors put together. So that would be [infinity m[SIZE=1]^3[/SIZE] + (infinity m[SIZE=1]^3[/SIZE] x infinity^infinity m[SIZE=1]^3[/SIZE])-infinity m[SIZE=1]^3[/SIZE]+1/2] x infinity m[SIZE=1]^3 = [/SIZE]infinity. That should be the equation. Im sure its simple enough to follow.
*magically appears at the the top of the elevators shaft and falls until he plunges through the elvator roof. He stands up, brushes himself off and walks off the pain.*
Who must i kill to get a American Cheese Cake around here?
*whips out "let me apt-get that for you" (similar to let me google that for you)* Here you go MasterNetra
crazyness003@mall:~$ sudo apt-get install american-cheese-cake
[sudo] password for crazyness003:
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree
Reading state information... Done
The following extra packages will be installed:
american-cheese-cake-flavors american-cheese-cake-extras
Suggested packages:
international-cheese-cake
The following NEW packages will be installed:
american-cheese-cake american-cheese-cake-flavors american-cheese-cake-extras
0 upgraded, 3 newly installed, 0 to remove and 0 not upgraded.
Need to get 423TB of archives.
After this operation, 451TB of additional disk space will be used.
Do you want to continue [Y/n]? y
Get:1 http://us.archive.stuckinamall.com mall/universe american-cheese-cake 3.3-4 [409.1TB]
Get:2 http://us.archive.stuckinamall.com mall/universe american-cheese-cake-flavors 3.3-4 [8.5TB]
Get:2 http://us.archive.stuckinamall.com mall/universe american-cheese-cake-extras 3.3-4 [5.4TB]
Fetched 451TB in 1s (567000000kB/s)
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crazyness003@mall:~$ There, ya happy?
jenkinbr said: [size=7]!!! [COLOR="Red"]FAIL [/COLOR]!!![/size]
toilet really is a package in the universe repository: http://packages.ubuntu.com/intrepid/toilet
If "toilet" is problematical, may I respectfully suggest "lavatory" or "waste-extraction-unit" (not necessarily the same as "trash") as possibilities for upcoming projects?
lisati said: If "toilet" is problematical, may I respectfully suggest "lavatory" or "waste-extraction-unit" (not necessarily the same as "trash") as possibilities for upcoming projects?
No. I asked him to install toilet expecting the toilet package to be installed, not actual toilets...
spupy said: This is how the first part ends, I think.
i never played diablo 1 so i dont know...but it sounds like the mage dude in the desert
*buys healing pots and heads down there with a couple of zod runes and breath of the dying swords*
@Universal:
Can we get moving walkways in this joint?
*decides Moving Walkways are old-skool.* *Gets out old spy drone, makes a larger model with a resizable cockpit and cargo area,*
Hmmm, this is kina big for the mall...How am I going to fly it around?
*Spots red button on wall that has the text 'AEC'*
What's that do?
Press
*comes sprinting out of basement followed by baal* i ran out of mana pots! but i did grab a heart of the oak! *heads towards jenkinbr*
*Oh No! What Did I DO!!!*
*tries once again to destroy the mall*
*pulls out pocket remote controlled LHC, and starts creating black holes everywhere*
:o
R U KIDDIN' ME? HOW THEY DO IT?
Its a neon sign on the wall. The same on Pink Floyd was singing about. Anyway. We needs to shake this up a bit. someone, become my enemy so I can DESTROY you! Im antsy to destroy something/someone. ~ ~ @ @ . W
smartboyathome said: *tries once again to destroy the mall*
*pulls out pocket remote controlled LHC, and starts creating black holes everywhere*
:o
the LHC dosnt create black holes! Its just examining the holes in swiss cheese for dark matter. Sheesh!
*crazyness003 gets sent into another reality through a black hole in which time can be altered*
Yay!
crazyness, you do realise you are still in the mall in that other reality? :P
yes. but its existence to not exist begs to differ the question, are you in the mall in an alternate reality, or is every reality an alternate reality in reference to the reality you currently reside in. So from this hypothesis, arises another question, do you exist if you dont exist in another reality, even though you exist in your current reality?
Here's a roll of quarters and ponder on that for a while.
All those can be answered with two simple words: parallel universes. Since you change reality, aren't you just splitting the universe into two different universes, one with that change and one without? So, in theory, you are correct.
Now, I will start sending destruction through the black holes to form quasars! *uses force to throw pieces of destruction into the black holes* :twisted:
smartboyathome said: All those can be answered with two simple words: parallel universes. Since you change reality, aren't you just splitting the universe into two different universes, one with that change and one without? So, in theory, you are correct.
Now, I will start sending destruction through the black holes to form quasars! *uses force to throw pieces of destruction into the black holes* :twisted: you cant split a *uni*verse to create 2 universes. That would be a multiverse. Pluse, what you speak of would still exist on the current plane of existance. What I speak of would exist on a different brane of "the big picture" (for lack of better words). Since each "universe" has multitudes of "parallels", they should in fact equal to infinity. Now take infinity, and multiply it by the five different planes of existance to the *n*th power (*n*= the number of parallel multiverses in each "universe" contained within that plane of existance). Then take that number and multiply it by the number of total "branes" (which is infinity).
So in essence, you exist (or dont, for that matter) as every possible possibility in at least one of your (non-)existances, at the same time.
So. This would mean that you dont exist, at least once (but as "the big picture" is infinitley^infinity huge, that number should at leased be multiplied by infinity). You=non-existant
Might as well run another command:
sudo apt-get install JenkinbrClone
[sudo] password for mall:
reading package lists... done
building dependency tree
reading state information... done
the following packages were installed and are no longer required:
jenklibs-common jenkinbr-extras J-Power mario-cap-red
use 'apt-get autoremove' to remove them.
The following NEW packages will be installed:
jenkinbrClone
0 upgraded, 1 newly installed, 0 to remove and 0 not upgraded.
Need to get 0kB of archives.
After this operation, NOgB of additional mall space will be used.
Get:1 http://forums.archive.stuckinamall.com mall/main JenkinbrCLone 7.9.4-3 [0kB]
Fetched 0kB in 1000000min0.001s (10000000B/s)
Selecting previously deselected package JenkimbrClone.
(Reading database ... negative fifty files and directories currently installed.)
Unpacking toilet (from .../mall/clones/JenkinbrClone_7.9.4-3_iCUP.deb) ...
Processing triggers for brain ...
Processing triggers for nervous system ...
Setting up JenkinbrClone (7.9.4-3) ...
Processing triggers for awsome ...
mv JenkinbrCLone floor1
First one to reach the clone gets him. This should be fun.
Universal344 said: Might as well run another command:
sudo apt-get install JenkinbrClone
[sudo] password for mall:
reading package lists... done
building dependency tree
reading state information... done
the following packages were installed and are no longer required:
jenklibs-common jenkinbr-extras J-Power mario-cap-red
use 'apt-get autoremove' to remove them.
The following NEW packages will be installed:
jenkinbrClone
0 upgraded, 1 newly installed, 0 to remove and 0 not upgraded.
Need to get 0kB of archives.
After this operation, NOgB of additional mall space will be used.
Get:1 http://forums.archive.stuckinamall.com mall/main JenkinbrCLone 7.9.4-3 [0kB]
Fetched 0kB in 1000000min0.001s (10000000B/s)
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Processing triggers for brain ...
Processing triggers for nervous system ...
Setting up JenkinbrClone (7.9.4-3) ...
Processing triggers for awsome ...
mv JenkinbrCLone floor1
First one to reach the clone gets him. This should be fun.
If that is how you want to play it...
locate JenkinbrCLone
/floor1/technology/BestBuy/Computers
mv smartboyathome /floor1/technology/BestBuy/ComputersI win! :P
Oops, sorry!
SBM, the terminal crashed before you could enter those commands, so you didn't win. By the way, all that "Multiverse Universe" stuff was funny. More! More!
linuxluver said: SBM, the terminal crashed before you could enter those commands, so you didn't win. By the way, all that "Multiverse Universe" stuff was funny. More! More!
Don't worry, the mall is imploding as we speak, since no one stopped my quasars and I have been creating more. :P
Edit > Undo "Quasers".
*finally kills baal after buying mana pots so I can use god of rock powers*
*begins messing around with the many worlds theory
tom66 said: Edit > Undo "Quasers".
segfault: core dumped :P
Now for something REAL fun... *creates a bunch of quasars in the center of the mall, all in a circle with one in the middle, the rest around it. Mall starts imploding.*
I wish I could get out of the mall before it dies, but I cant... wait a minute... *creates worm hole and goes in; worm hole closes* yay, I'm on another, earth-like planet. :D
smartboyathome said: segfault: core dumped :P
Now for something REAL fun... *creates a bunch of quasars in the center of the mall, all in a circle with one in the middle, the rest around it. Mall starts imploding.*
I wish I could get out of the mall before it dies, but I cant... wait a minute... *creates worm hole and goes in; worm hole closes* yay, I'm on another, earth-like planet. :D
You unfortunately land on a planet devoted to the mall lifeform.
Farmer of Bricks said: You unfortunately land on a planet devoted to the mall lifeform.
On the ground, you found a credit card.
smartboyathome said: segfault: core dumped :P
Now for something REAL fun... *creates a bunch of quasars in the center of the mall, all in a circle with one in the middle, the rest around it. Mall starts imploding.*
I wish I could get out of the mall before it dies, but I cant... wait a minute... *creates worm hole and goes in; worm hole closes* yay, I'm on another, earth-like planet. :D Oh hey, smartboyathome.
NOW MEET YOUR DEMISE! MWHAHAHAH! *starts throwing banana peels in front of you, so that you slowly, but inevitably slip and fall* MWHAHAHA! Im and EVIL GENIUS! *as smartboyathome slowly falls, followed by an even slower recovery from the fall, I use this 'vers's time-space reversal algorithms to automagically create a bash script to uninstall the compiled quasars and the pseudo-damage they made in the alternate mall (code named MALL1) to a near complete and safe recovery, with the exception of the pizza walls...I dont think the script can handle that. It can handle reversing the effects of black-holes, quasars and worm-holes...but not pizza walls...go figure*
Gulyan said: On the ground, you found a credit card.
*cool zelda sfx when you get an object*
creditcard get<
Creates infinite supply of computers, with varying hardware (which will EVENTUALLY work Linux), summons one cd of every distro and starts installing until he can leave
EDIT: Fix spelling and realize that this is post 2^9
*Comes out of elevator because he hears that there is a Star Trek Set/Convention with real phasers and transporters.* *Grabs phaser.*
Universal344 said: Might as well run another command:
sudo apt-get install JenkinbrClone
[sudo] password for mall:
reading package lists... done
building dependency tree
reading state information... done
the following packages were installed and are no longer required:
jenklibs-common jenkinbr-extras J-Power mario-cap-red
use 'apt-get autoremove' to remove them.
The following NEW packages will be installed:
jenkinbrClone
0 upgraded, 1 newly installed, 0 to remove and 0 not upgraded.
Need to get 0kB of archives.
After this operation, NOgB of additional mall space will be used.
Get:1 http://forums.archive.stuckinamall.com mall/main JenkinbrCLone 7.9.4-3 [0kB]
Fetched 0kB in 1000000min0.001s (10000000B/s)
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Unpacking toilet (from .../mall/clones/JenkinbrClone_7.9.4-3_iCUP.deb) ...
Processing triggers for brain ...
Processing triggers for nervous system ...
Setting up JenkinbrClone (7.9.4-3) ...
Processing triggers for awsome ...
mv JenkinbrCLone floor1
First one to reach the clone gets him. This should be fun.
Oh, boys! I has a clone!!! ls -lAR / | grep jenkinbrClone[/clone]
*waits* I found my clone, he is in /dev/randomness *executes commands to take gain my clone*
lukjad007 said: *Comes out of elevator because he hears that there is a Star Trek Set/Convention with real phasers and transporters.*
*Grabs phaser.*
It's about time you joined us!
JenkinBrClone:
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By the way, this mall is on another "Earth-like planet", and anyway, you can't control where the wormhole takes you. *the electricity suddenly goes out* Oh, I'll just use the wormhole's infinite power to generate a renewable energy source for the whole "Earth-like planet" that we are currently on! *instantly 81 decillion volts of electricity shoot through the entire planet, basically frying the no longer "Earth-like planet"* Whoa, why am I even talking? Aren't I dead?
What the... how long have I been gone?
bgs100 said: What the... how long have I been gone?
OVER9000 seconds ago. Welcome back. Genius decided to juice us all with 81 decillion volts of electricity..even tho voltage isint the one that kills...its amperage. A mere 200 mili amps to the heart can cause it to stop...even if its being carried by a 1200 volt line or 1.5 volt battery (assuiming the sine waves lign up with 90 degree differentiations).
linuxluver said: By the way, this mall is on another "Earth-like planet", and anyway, you can't control where the wormhole takes you.
*the electricity suddenly goes out* Oh, I'll just use the wormhole's infinite power to generate a renewable energy source for the whole "Earth-like planet" that we are currently on! *instantly 81 decillion volts of electricity shoot through the entire planet, basically frying the no longer "Earth-like planet"* Whoa, why am I even talking? Aren't I dead?
You <insert choice words here>!
WHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHYWHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
crazyness003 said: OVER9000 seconds ago. Welcome back. Genius decided to juice us all with 81 decillion volts of electricity..even tho voltage isint the one that kills...its amperage. A mere 200 mili amps to the heart can cause it to stop...even if its being carried by a 1200 volt line or 1.5 volt battery (assuiming the sine waves lign up with 90 degree differentiations).
*walks in from another world*
*begins putting infinite mass in implosion center*
just over a quarter way out of the mall.
Why are we all STILL alive? The planet was fried long ago! Shouldn't my plan have worked?
linuxluver said: Why are we all STILL alive? The planet was fried long ago! Shouldn't my plan have worked?
No, we all escaped through wormholes and the human race is now a time-fairing species, traveling between parallel universes - or in this case malliverses, since we can't escape the mall yet. :p
*goes back in time and starts walking around an Egyptian mall, buys a pyramid and transports people to future when they build the pyramid* :P
oh, you clever dogs you.
[img]http://everyone.likes.empty.posts/[/img]
jenkinbr said: [img]http://everyone.likes.empty.posts/[/img]
OMG! Ghost post! :o
*uses Egyptian pyramid to sacrifice Egyptians in to bring the wrath of Inpu on you* :p
[img]http://i.love.to.ghost-post/[/img]
sudo apt-get install mall-clone
[sudo] password for mall:
reading package lists... done
building dependency tree
reading state information... done
the following packages were installed and are no longer required:
pie luigi-cap-green shoop-da-whoop
use 'apt-get autoremove' to remove them.
The following NEW packages will be installed:
mall-clone
0 upgraded, 1 newly installed, 0 to remove and 0 not upgraded.
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After this operation, NOgB of additional mall space will be used.
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Setting up mall-clone (3.1415...) ...
Processing triggers for awesomeness ...
mv /usr/bin/mall-clone /dev/not-so-much-earth-like-planetafter making clone of old mall, explore the 108th floor....
wtf, I can't find it...
mount /dev/not-so-much-earth-like-planet /
sudo apt-get install tildaOmg! 3-D tilda terminal box pops out of ground...
Hmm... next I'll try gnome-do
[size=7]~[/size]
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? *Incredibly Randomly* [SIZE="7"]DR.OCTOGONAPUS BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!![/SIZE] oh cra-
~wtf~
*gets spiderman and his 1337 1007 from baal* *charges doc oc!
jimi_hendrix said: *gets spiderman and his 1337 1007 from baal*
*charges doc oc! Not doc oc, dr.octogonapus http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQLKEZzBIZE
bump???
[hiddenmessage][img]http://foobumpfoo[/img][/hiddenmessage]
Can't read my hidden message, can you?
jenkinbr said: [hiddenmessage][img]http://foobumpfoo[/img][/hiddenmessage]
Can't read my hidden message, can you?
http://foobumpfoo? is that what it said?
you just used an image that doesn't exist
bgs100 said: [hiddenmessage]I like pie[/hiddenmessage]
[IMG]http://no.like.this.haha[/IMG]
double post...
bgs100 said: [topsecretness][IMG SRC="I like pie"][/IMG][/topsecretness]l
[IMG]http://no like this[/IMG]
no comment...
I find a suspicious looking dramatic hamster selling lemonade on floor 108...
Hey, I'm making irc channel for stuck in mall thread in about 1 min at #stuckinamalluf
plz go to it...
bgs100 said: http://foobumpfoo? is that what it said?
bgs100 said: you just used an image that doesn't exist
yes&yes
jenkinbr said: yes&yes
I looked at html source code
bgs100 said: I looked at html source code
HeHe - never though to try it that way - I just use the quote feature to see the content of the post. And the Edit feature to see my own. :)
jenkinbr said: HeHe - never though to try it that way - I just use the quote feature to see the content of the post. And the Edit feature to see my own. :)
;)
hey, i just discovered gnome-translate. it is teh awesomenesses
jenkinbr said: Only just?
And to think that I just typed that out...
Gnome translate defaultly uses babelfish, but can easily be set to use google's translate
Bah, your avitar confused me for a second - till I realized the number was wrong. Oh, and the Username. Oh, and the post content. and the sig. and the lack of an edit button. and the join date and the post count and the AIM logo... I think that's all that's different. :)
I guess there's the title and the bean images, too.
Apparently, nobody wants the 300'th post.
jenkinbr said: apparently, nobody wants the 300'th post.
300.000000000000000001?
Bump
bumpo
GNOME-DO is teh awesomenesses
what does gnome-do do
jenkinbr said: what does gnome-do do
Wow this thread disintegrated. :(
*attacks jenkinbr and bgs1000 with lightsaber and the force, while wearing an evac suit* :twisted:
smartboyathome said: Wow this thread disintegrated. :(
*attacks jenkinbr and bgs1000 with lightsaber and the force, while wearing an evac suit* :twisted:
Go, Dr.Octogonapus! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR6Q3VZP9Tk
smartboyathome said: Wow this thread disintegrated. :(
*attacks jenkinbr and bgs1000 with lightsaber and the force, while wearing an evac suit* :twisted:
btw, who is bgs1000? Is he my evil clone or something?
sweetness
GNOME-DO sudo killall smartboyathome
sudo apt-get install bgs1000
oh crap, bgs1000 is trying to kill apt-get
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
You'll never take the super cow power package manager alive!!!
Error: apt-get has been murdered by bgs1000
evilbgs1000@evilclonelandwhichisatthemall~$ sudo killall bgs100Uh Oh.
bgs100 said: Go, Dr.Octogonapus! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR6Q3VZP9Tk
That stung. :'(
jenkinbr said: GNOME-DO sudo killall smartboyathome
killall: command not found :P
smartboyathome said: That stung. :'(
When the lightsaber shoop da whoops, you know it's time to run http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txUWXRjQ6t4&feature=related
jenkinbr said: http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?p=6683976#post6683976 wtf?
:popcorn:
Uh oh, bgs1000 is battling me on the 108th floor. And he has Dr.Octogonapus. Which is bad. Smartboyathome, can I borrow a lightsaber, maybe?
318 Ho!
jenkinbr said: 318 Ho!
say what?
320 ho!
jenkinbr said: 320 ho!
Oh..... I get it. Post number. but why Ho?
TFIIK
322 ho!
bgs100 said: Oh..... I get it. Post number. but why Ho?
If I didn't know better I'd say he's making reference to Illegal Danish, a world of warcraft machinima(SP)
err Nvm.
Holy crap, now I'm stuck in a mall.... Ooh free wifi?
%@#^*$&@#%&#^&@#$&%%&W@ school thin client (see bump thread for details)
on 108th floor, I discover a large red button....................
PUSH IT PUSH IT PUSH IT!!!
bump
jenkinbr said: PUSH IT PUSH IT PUSH IT!!!
bump
*press* WHAT THE???? OMG!!! EVERYTHING IS GOING BACKWARDS!!! WE'RE GOING BACK TO THE START!!! !!!TRATS EHT OT KCAB GNIOG ER'EW !!!SDRAWKCAB GNIOG SI GNIHTYREVE !!!GMO ????EHT TAHW
*Everyone arrives at beginning of mall thread* *Reversed letters brought to you by python*
*runs to 108'th floor and pushes green button next to red button.
jenkinbr said: *runs to 108'th floor and pushes green button next to red button.
*we haven't discovered 108 floor yet. We're back at the start remember?* What? I didn't say anything.
Stuck in an elevator continuation thread...
so the door opens and were let out into a mall...that we cant leave until we hit 1000 posts
its infinitly large and is similar to the elevator in which you can bend physics
Mega-G33k said: "Ohh no not again"
*Posting for them as I haven't seen them on here for a while*
Mega-G33k said: "Ohh no not again"
Since Mega-G33k isn't here, I'll say it for him. Oh, by the way, the walls aren't made of pizza anymore. And when we have to create the "stuck on another earth-like planet" thread, I call it!
linuxluver said: Since Mega-G33k isn't here, I'll say it for him.
Oh, by the way, the walls aren't made of pizza anymore.
*Too late*
*hello?*
Oops Great, now that we're back at the beginning we have to do a thousand MORE posts! *finds green button on the wall of the 1st floor, is labeled "Return to the Present"* Ooh, look, a green button! *PRESS* *an alarm goes off, then we are warped back to the start of the "stuck in an elevator" thread* OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?p=6684740
linuxluver said: Oops
Great, now that we're back at the beginning we have to do a thousand MORE posts! *finds green button on the wall of the 1st floor, is labeled "Return to the Present"* Ooh, look, a green button! *PRESS* *an alarm goes off, then we are warped back to the start of the "stuck in an elevator" thread* OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?p=6684740
well, that kinda sucks
bgs1000 is still in mall.... He starts pressing the green/red buttons repeatedly, then holds them down. Uh Oh....
bgs100 said: bgs1000 is still in mall....
He starts pressing the green/red buttons repeatedly, then holds them down. Uh Oh.... Oh! Good job! You just clone Dr. Octagonapus...OVER9000 times!!!1one!
*Shoop Da Woops shoot in every direction* *Activates personal Protos Shield*
Oh, dear - the ninjas are back.
or we're back with the ninjas.
or something like that
*tries to find a wepons dealer*
I get shooping lightsaber to defend from the shoops da whoops
I BUST OUT MY FLAMING RAZZER:p
TAKE THAT, NINJAZ:p
*brings out ninja zombie pirate army* ATTACK!!! :P
FLAMES MORE NINJAZ WITH REALLY LOUD SHOUTING:p
Eat lancer!
[size=7]_SONIC BOOM SHOUT TO DEAFEN NINJAZ AND CAUSE MASS CONFUSION:p_[/size]
*ninja zombie pirates which were killed get back up, because they cant die* *one thousand ninja zombie pirates appear around jenkinbr* Join us or die, jenkinbr. Your choice. :twisted:
Come to the dark side. We have brownies.
but I though the dark side had cookies...:confused:
*pulls out pocket teleporter I found at a pawn shop somewhere upstairs and pushes button to vanish to an unknown location*
jenkinbr said: but I though the dark side had cookies...:confused:
*pulls out pocket teleporter I found at a pawn shop somewhere upstairs and pushes button to vanish to an unknown location*
A) Cookies too, but Brownies are darker. b)You land in a mall, says the Magic Eight Ball
Farmer of Bricks said: A) Cookies too, but Brownies are darker.
b)You land in a mall, says the Magic Eight Ball [*]Ok.
- No Really. You think I'm stupid enough to try to escape from the mall? Remember what happened to the fools in the elevator who tried to escape? They got sent to /dev/null!
*goes to floor 108* *opens up and realizes he is looking at /dev/null*
@Jimi: Is there anything in there?
I go to 108 floor and start pulling out /dev/null, which starts turning first into black hole and then naked singularity (google it).
double post, sorry
The more you double-post...
...The sooner we get out of this naked singularity mess you created in the mall.
Yay! /dev/null, I worship the! *uses pocket lhc to set up wormholes around /dev/null which then starts sucking in matter from other universes, thus enlarging /dev/null further. /dev/null is now growing exponentially*
I'm back! I pressed this blue button on the wall of the elevator and it took me back here! Hooray for me! Oh, maybe not hooray, cuz' I am about to be sucked into nothingness, also known as dev/null/! HELP!!!!
smartboyathome said: Yay! /dev/null, I worship the! *uses pocket lhc to set up wormholes around /dev/null which then starts sucking in matter from other universes, thus enlarging /dev/null further. /dev/null is now growing exponentially*
*Relocates black hole and wormholes into elevator (don't ask how), slams door closed and sends elevator to the ∞ floor*
Great. Now I'm stuck somewhere again. I thought I was rid of all of this a long time ago.
snova said: *Relocates black hole and wormholes into elevator (don't ask how), slams door closed and sends elevator to the ∞ floor*
Great. Now I'm stuck somewhere again. I thought I was rid of all of this a long time ago.
That doesn't work, as /dev/null is now expanding faster than the elevator can travel. The mall will still die. :twisted:
smartboyathome said: That doesn't work, as /dev/null is now expanding faster than the elevator can travel. The mall will still die. :twisted:
But the elevator is infinite.
All these ∞ are hurting my head...
snova said: But the elevator is infinite.
All these ∞ are hurting my head...
Then I will get rid of them all for you... *gets rid of elevator by cutting the chord which holds it up, and the elevator gets destroyed, leaving /dev/null to devour the mall from the bottom up* :P
*takes advantage of the lack of Physics and wills the black hole and wormholes away*
Should have done that a while ago...
snova said: *takes advantage of the lack of Physics and wills the black hole and wormholes away*
Should have done that a while ago...
Wait, there's no physics, right? *wills the mall away* Hooray! no mall!
smartboyathome said: Wait, there's no physics, right? *wills the mall away* Hooray! no mall!
*Except* for that...
*Heads to computer shop and starts carrying equipment to an empty floor*
snova said: *Except* for that...
So then we can't will stuff away, right? Either we can or we can't. /dev/null is still ripping through the 81st floor, btw.
smartboyathome said: So then we can't will stuff away, right? Either we can or we can't. /dev/null is still ripping through the 81st floor, btw.
Yes. Though I'd say that willing the *mall* away doesn't make much sense.
And, in that case...
*collapses wormholes* *creates localized time warp around elevator to increase speed of Hawking Radiation*
*continues dragging up computers*
Don't you people know that naked singularities are necessarily deadly??? They are the strange, distant cousins of black holes. You can go thorough one sometimes, if it's spinning. *Go to 81st floor and spin /dev/null like a top*
Woot! I will try going through it to see where I go. The mall is still dying though. If my calculations are correct, by the 500th post, the mall will be dead. :o
smartboyathome said: Woot! I will try going through it to see where I go. The mall is still dying though. If my calculations are correct, by the 500th post, the mall will be dead. :o
actually, your calculations are flawed. Within the ∫ expression, after the second limit, you forgot to divide by two. This would impact the end result of the equation by increasing the percent error and thus giving a range of 976 to ∞. If the equation is to have an error factor of ±35 depending on the variable speed of the spinning /dev/null relative to the center of the 'verse. This would, in fact mean, that since wormholes are carrying ∞ mass to the singularity (naked or not...but I prefer to see it all :wink: ) The ejected mass would occupy a space that does not exist, thus existing around the singularity itself, since it exists on all planes, verses and branes. So, what you may hypothesize as an ever increasing "black hole", consuming the mall, it is infact consuming itself in a perpetual matter-energy, energy-matter cycle. Rendinering it insignificant to us, since (unfortunately) we cannot see beyond the gamma ray spectrum with any known instrument. This would be a fuzzy line where a higher power might exist. FSM could scientifically exist, within our own very realm of existance.
jenkinbr said: @Jimi: Is there anything in there?
dilithium crystals!
OMG ITS THE FSM!!!!!!!!!!!
crazyness003 said: actually, your calculations are flawed. Within the ∫ expression, after the second limit, you forgot to divide by two. This would impact the end result of the equation by increasing the percent error and thus giving a range of 976 to ∞. If the equation is to have an error factor of ±35 depending on the variable speed of the spinning /dev/null relative to the center of the 'verse. This would, in fact mean, that since wormholes are carrying ∞ mass to the singularity (naked or not...but I prefer to see it all :wink: ) The ejected mass would occupy a space that does not exist, thus existing around the singularity itself, since it exists on all planes, verses and branes. So, what you may hypothesize as an ever increasing "black hole", consuming the mall, it is infact consuming itself in a perpetual matter-energy, energy-matter cycle. Rendinering it insignificant to us, since (unfortunately) we cannot see beyond the gamma ray spectrum with any known instrument. This would be a fuzzy line where a higher power might exist. FSM could scientifically exist, within our own very realm of existance.
Whoa! Did you just pull that out of your A**?
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Wait, doesn't that mean that we aren't going to be sucked into nothingness? Hooray!
sudo obliterate --all wormhole sudo obliterate --all /mall/dev/null
jenkinbr said: sudo obliterate --all wormhole
sudo obliterate --all /mall/dev/null wormholes obliterated second command obliterated by naked singularity because the command tried to obliterate it
Well, one problem solved, abait the smaller of the two...
jenkinbr said: Well, one problem solved, abait the smaller of the two...
Oh, just leave the poor singularity alone. It's not doing anything to you (yet).
*throws a rock into /dev/null* *cracks a crystal!*
oh God...
*captures singularity* *takes a close look at it*
*tosses it in the back of a small truck alongside eight laptops, four widescreens, twelve desktops, and some misc. hardware*
*drives the load up to my isolated floor*
snova said: *captures singularity*
*takes a close look at it*
*tosses it in the back of a small truck alongside eight laptops, four widescreens, twelve desktops, and some misc. hardware*
*drives the load up to my isolated floor*
mv /mall/snovas-truck/singularity /mall/bgs100s-awesome-store-where-he-lives-right-now sudo pkill snova-isolated-floor
bgs100 said: mv /mall/snovas-truck/singularity /mall/bgs100s-awesome-store-where-he-lives-right-now
mv: cannot move file: Was sucked into it
sudo pkill snova-isolated-floor
pkill: No such process
beam me up scotty!
*escapes the crystals before they explode in 30 minutes*
*transports to snova's truck with my treasure poaching crew...*
jimi_hendrix said: *transports to snova's truck with my treasure poaching crew...*
*watches jimi_hendrix and crew dig through the truck, and find nothing*
*quietly sneaks to the computer store again for another haul*
snova said: mv: cannot move file: Was sucked into it
pkill: No such process
I told you, it's not necessarily sucked into it! so, I move it again. sudo aptitude purge snovas-isolated-floor
*steals all of jimi's crystals* Hey, these crystals can be the mall's currency! sudo apt-get install crystal-maker Reading Package Lists... Done. Building dependency tree Reading state information... Done. The following NEW packages will be installed: crystal-maker crystal-maker-data 0 upgraded, 1 newly installed, 0 to remove and 3978318 not upgraded. The following packages were automatically installed and are no longer needed: singularity singularity-data null null-data To remove them, use the command "sudo apt-get autoremove". Need to get...................................................... *terminal has a glitch and begins eating the mall from the inside out* Great, now we can't even remove the singularity and dev/null/! And plus, even the terminal is eating the mall! Now the mall will probably die at the 400th post! Which is rapidly approaching!
The singularity has been... taken care of. That's one less problem.
Eleven posts left to solve the other two.
People, don't you get it??? The singularity wasn't even the problem!!!
How about we just use a whole bunch of explosives to blow up the door? :P *starts planting explosives around the door*
*the crystals linuxluver stole explode due to the high energy content of the dylithium and its compromised structure from when i cracked a few*
smartboyathome said: How about we just use a whole bunch of explosives to blow up the door? :P
*starts planting explosives around the door*
How about we use the singularity to eat the terminal?
mv singularity next-to-terminal
touch -c terminal
ERROR: "terminal" not found.How do we get rid of this singularity thingy - we still have over 600 posts to go!
okay. wait up one second. Here's a list of our problems
Now. Since we cannot use the terminal to kill the terminal, we need to do something drastic. Try ctrl-alt-backspace or soemthing. Or maybe type bbbbbbb...<almost ∞)...b into it, and it might self-destruct.... on second thought, scratch that. [INDENT]As for the exploding crystals, just move away from them. Done deal. Or better yet, throw them into the burning fire so they self-consume themselves. [/INDENT] Onto the singularity issue. There's no issue. Just keep your distance, dont throw any more matter at is, as the increas of matter may unstabilize it and shoot that same piece trown into it from an alternate dimmension at the person that threw it in. So...yeah. You do the math on that. And if you can't, then I will. Here take a look: [INDENT]now (you ≠ dead) you throw matter into it ( you = dead) [/INDENT]Very simple math, if you ask me.
- Carnivorous Terminal
- Exploding Crystals
- Front door STILL burning from one of the first posts Ash R made
- Non-volatile naked singularity (with accompanying wormholes)
crazyness003 said: okay. wait up one second.
Here's a list of our problems
Now. Since we cannot use the terminal to kill the terminal, we need to do something drastic. Try ctrl-alt-backspace or soemthing. Or maybe type bbbbbbb...<almost ∞)...b into it, and it might self-destruct.... on second thought, scratch that. [INDENT]As for the exploding crystals, just move away from them. Done deal. Or better yet, throw them into the burning fire so they self-consume themselves. [/INDENT] Onto the singularity issue. There's no issue. Just keep your distance, dont throw any more matter at is, as the increas of matter may unstabilize it and shoot that same piece trown into it from an alternate dimmension at the person that threw it in. So...yeah. You do the math on that. And if you can't, then I will. Here take a look: [INDENT]now (you ≠ dead) you throw matter into it ( you = dead) [/INDENT]Very simple math, if you ask me.
- Carnivorous Terminal
- Exploding Crystals
- Front door STILL burning from one of the first posts Ash R made
- Non-volatile naked singularity (with accompanying wormholes)
I'm voting crazyness003 as mall's president/leader-person. He got the singularity right + he's good at math.
+1
What's That?
/me thinks it's the white rabbit!
:)400:)
jenkinbr said: What's That?
jenkinbr said: /me thinks it's the white rabbit!
jenkinbr said: :)400:)
Whoa! Look what my clone did for me!
Gosh, you post so much!!!!
/me decides to use the malls wifi to customize my laptop.
Downloaded Divinorum-Revisited and Ubuntu simplicity 8.10 Icon theme
Looks very nice.
bgs100 said: I'm voting crazyness003 as mall's president/leader-person. He got the singularity right + he's good at math.
> jenkinbr said:
+1
Thanks, but I dont this this is a democracy. I SELF-APPOINTED MYSELF EONS(posts) AGO! MWHAHAHAHAH!.......ahem.
Oh thank you for the opportunity! NOW GET TO WORK!
Come on guys, the singluarity is attacking!
What should we do?
*trips and falls into naked singularity*
Oops, I think that might have been bad... :(
*Runs down to the Home and Garden section*
Hmm...
*Drags three generators into a nearby elevator*
*Throws in a few dozen extension cords*
*Goes up to my floor*
Whoazakaboomserfzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Singularties do not attack, go[I am abruptly stopped in the middle of saying gosh]
Ahh!!!!! Singularity is attacking me, HELP!!!!!!!
555 is the mall´s new area code 555-555-5552 *Riiiinnnnnnnnggggg* *Riiiinnnnnnnnggggg* "Hello, you've reached Snova, who doesn't have a message yet" Um, Snova, a little help?
That's odd. I don't have a phone up here yet...
*Wanders around looking for the electonics section*
*Grabs three cellphones*
Hmm...
*Adds six routers and three widescreen TV's*
*Heads back to computer shop*
*Hauls nine servers to the elevator and takes it back upstairs*
snova said: That's odd. I don't have a phone up here yet...
*Wanders around looking for the electonics section*
*Grabs three cellphones*
Hmm...
*Adds six routers and three widescreen TV's*
*Heads back to computer shop*
*Hauls nine servers to the elevator and takes it back upstairs*
*Calls all three cell phones at once* *print "RIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG"*3* PLZ HALP, SNOVA!!!!!!
*Suddenly remembers bgs100*
*Goes back downstairs*
Here, let me take care of that.
*Captures singularity again*
*Heads towards stairs*
Ooh...
*Grabs shiny new hardware*
*Continues*
Thanks Snova and wonders WHAT THE HECK Snova is doing with all that random stuff...
*Heads to the hardware department*
*Grabs three flashlights, wire cutters, and some long cables*
*Stops by the Home and Garden section and bags some potting soil and tile*
I KNOW WHAT HE"S DOING! Im so certain I used a " instead of a ' within that sentence!
RAWR!
abcdefghijklmnopqrSINGULARITY IS ATTACKING!!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!
lol. Its fun watching singularity attack peoplez who don't happen to be me. Eh, but I'll help. *Grabs singularity and stuffs it in special box WHICH ONLY I CAN OPEN* Grabs some electrically charged pie, and puts in my floor, Which is 204 Also goes to Nintendo section and grabs robotic mario [hiddenmessage]top secret[/hiddenmessage]
bgs100 said: *Grabs singularity and stuffs it in special box WHICH ONLY I CAN OPEN*
Grabs some electrically charged pie, and puts in my floor, Which is 204
*Watches as singularity escapes from unopenable box to chase down bgs100 and his pie*
*Goes back to business*
It'sawasabaump
snova said: *Watches as singularity escapes from unopenable box to chase down bgs100 and his pie*
*Goes back to business*
Lols as Snova goes mall crazy and starts hallucinating
lol
*mourns the passing of Micheal Chricton last fall*
We need another pizza party. Who will do the honours?
Pulls out bic and lights fuse on big box.....
[size=7][color=DarkRed]!!!KAA-BOOOOM!!![/color][/size]
*walls are now plastered with pizza!*
*Eats all the pizza.*
*Laughs at lukjad trying to eat all the pizza because the pizza keeps regenerating*
jenkinbr said: *Laughs at lukjad trying to eat all the pizza because the pizza keeps regenerating*
*Feeds the singularity some pizza* *Feeds the singularity some more pizza* copy above, paste infinite times *singularity pops* *gets covered in pizza* *uses D10 bulldozer from the construction department to remove most of the regurgitated pizza* *takes a shower*
*eats pizza*
*eats pizza bump*
Pizza rul3s Yum
*eats more pizza*
*realizes that the pizza is poisoned!*
jimi_hendrix said: *realizes that the pizza is poisoned!*
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*sees giant caterpillar* alex in wonderland mall?
*Nukes teh caterpillar* No, not quite Alice
pfew, doged one there. Im glad Im late to this pizza party. Anyway, who done it?! Everyone point to the person that didnt do it. And throw the person that is not being pointed to into the pizza-y singularity!
*wakes up from where ever he's been for however long it's been*
*looks around a bit in a daze*
"Hey up! What's happenin'? Have I missed anything?"
*eats more pizza* [color=#dddddd]/me seems to be immune to the poison/[/color]
crazyness003 said: pfew, doged one there. Im glad Im late to this pizza party.
Anyway, who done it?! Everyone point to the person that didnt do it. And throw the person that is not being pointed to into the pizza-y singularity!
Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *I point to myself*
jenkinbr said: *eats more pizza* /me seems to be immune to the poison/
But you're only as tall as me![COLOR="White"]/me is about 2 inches tall..../[/COLOR]
*Walks out of bathroom, where he's been the entire time and grabs a newspaper.* *Looks around at everything going on, shrugs, and walks back into the bathroom nonchanlantly.*
*looks down at ants* *looks up at skylight* *looks at Telescopes and Other Amusing Devices Store* hmm.. hmmmMMMMmmmm....... Hm! Hnuf! Hnuf! Hnuf! Blort!
ihazdevelupedpizzapoisonantedote!
*never ate any pizza anyway*
Ooh, shiny...
*Carries some large telescopes into an elevator and goes upstairs*
*eats pizza*
*Prepares the most ultimate ban of all time for n4zgirl, tomorrow*
Super+1
o
*lights pizza on fire*
Watches Jimi try to light pizza on fire, only to see him burst into flames instead.
*continues eating pizza
*Walks out of bathroom again and looks around.* *Sees a coin operated Tux with a saddle on his back.* *Gets on the saddle and puts a dollars worth of coins in and: Sudo wakey wakey *Tux comes to life and takes off on a rampage breathing fire on all who get in the way!*
*Pauses the pizza-eating to watch projectbronco ride the Coin-operated Tux*
*eats more pizza*
Um, jenkinbr, snova, crazyness003, jimi_hendrix, projectbronco, a *little* help maybe? No pun originally intended. I'm still kinda, shrunk... Maybe:
bgs100=bgs100*1000
print bgs100bgs100 said: Um, jenkinbr, snova, crazyness003, jimi_hendrix, projectbronco, a *little* help maybe? No pun originally intended. I'm still kinda, shrunk...
Maybe:
bgs100=bgs100*1000
print bgs100abra-kadabra! *shoop da whoop* AH CRAP! Now I shrunk myself! Monkey Faeces!
sudo apt-get install unshrink unshrink bugs100 unshrink crazyness003
*Tux runs out of coins, seeing a vending machine, get off and breaks it open.* *Dumps all of the coins into Tux and pushes RESET button.* *Tuxs' eyes glow red and turns menacingly.* Oh...well that just sucks! *Takes off running and screaming like a little girl with arms flailing in the air, while Tux is chasing and breathing fire.* *Oddly enough, thinking about not stepping on any leftover shrunken people, because Jesus loves them too.*
Not at all what I expected!
I don't know this game, was looking for a fellow soul, but if you don't know where your'e going any road will take you there
jenkinbr said: sudo apt-get install unshrink
unshrink bugs100 unshrink crazyness003 thanks JB. Here, have a quantum-neutrino destabiliser. [you]*quantum-neutrino destabiliser get*
projectbronco said:
*oddly enough, thinking about not stepping on any leftover shrunken people, because jesus loves them too.* :)
Double post. Sorry
jenkinbr said: sudo apt-get install unshrink
unshrink bugs100 unshrink crazyness003
unshrink: error: No such user or person `bugs100'.
Eh, I'll do it.
*goes upstairs*
*lights dim*
All fixed.
crazyness003 said: thanks JB. Here, have a quantum-neutrino destabiliser.
[you]*quantum-neutrino destabiliser get*
man quantum-neutrino-destabiliserWow - 50000 lines, I might be a while...
~meanwhile~
*eats pizza*
Goes to all the mall computers and puts Ubuntu on them. Mall run by Ubuntu.
jenkinbr said:
man quantum-neutrino-destabiliser
Wow - 50000 lines, I might be a while...
~meanwhile~
*eats pizza*
Just skip to line 42184, Thats where the fun isGoes a HUGE random rampage Involving explosives, pie, dividing by zero, and "HOLY CRA-"
*eats pizza*
What! bgs100 divided my pizza by zero!
*multiplies UNDEF by zero.
*eats pizza*
*puts pizza in /dev/random*
*eats Supreme pizza* *eats cheese pizza* *eats jalapinio pizza* *eats anchovie pizza* -bleh- *eats sausage pizza* *eats no-cheeze mushroom pizza* *eats jolly rancher pizza* *eats goat-cheese and onion pizza* *eats pepperoni and green-pepper pizza* *eats oreo cookie pizza* *eats chocolate pizza* *eats mexican pizza* *nibbles at earthworm pizza*
thats all in /dev/random?
jimi_hendrix said: thats all in /dev/random?
thats messed up, if it is!
anyway, we need to stop bgs100 from dividing everything by friggin zero! Hes gonna cause a reverse singularity..one that not even the lack of laws of physics can control. You we all know what that means...
quantum-neutrino-destabiliser --target=bgs100 \
--exposure=10 --confined --isoloatedJust reverse the polarity of the neutron flow, or use a sonic screwdriver!
*eats cabbage pizza* *eats spaghetti Pizza* *eats pepporoni and pineapple pizza* *eats raspberry pizza* *eats hamburger pizza* *eats cheez pizza* *eats triple-cheese triple-meat pizza* *looks bleakly at buffalo chip pizza, then throws it at sqrooup* *eats ramen pizza* *eats sausage pizza* *eats marshmallow pizza*
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*eats spam pizza*
*reaches into puts /dev/null in /dev/random*
*trys to pull out pizza but grabs Cthulhu and pulls him into mall...*
Ooooh - another crate!
*lights fuse*
puts out fuse with H2O
NICE! way to go! *summons FSM to fight Cthulhu* Attack with noodly appendages!
H[size=1]2[/size]O fails to put out fuse...
KABOOM!
*eats pizza*
Does anybody know what happened to that fire i started all that time ago? :lolflag:
We started pushing red and green buttons, and it basically reset the mall to the way it was when we found it.
Ahh, I see. In that case I decide to get back in the elevator and go down to the ground floor.
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*gets optomis prime to join fight with cthulhu and FSM*
epicness
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snova banned for having five steaming mugs.
jenkinbr said: snova banned for having five steaming mugs.
*remembers that I cannot ban people from the mall, so double-posts to bump it again*
jenkinbr said: snova banned for having five steaming mugs.
jenkinbr banned for not posting in support forums enough. :)
They'll disappear soon anyway, I hear.
jenkinbr said: *remembers that I cannot ban people from the mall, so double-posts to bump it again*
jenkinbr banned for double posting.
And for not having a nice [FONT="Tahoma"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="Green"]P[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT="Arial"][SIZE="5"][COLOR="Blue"]y[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT="Arial Narrow"][SIZE="5"][COLOR="DarkOrchid"]t[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT="Tahoma"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="SandyBrown"]h[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT="Lucida Sans Unicode"][SIZE="5"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]o[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT="Arial Black"][SIZE="4"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]n[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] script like I do.
snova banned for not giving me $1,000 for a laptop so I can run python scripts.
*slap*
**DON'T BAN PEOPLE FROM THE MALL**
jenkinbr said: *slap*
**DON'T BAN PEOPLE FROM THE MALL**
jenkinbr banned for being in the wrong thread...
Ok, can I ban you from the basement?
*goes downstairs*
*plays with thermostat*
Is it cold in here?
Snova
turned up
the time-warp
Hmm... lets try this other one.
...
!
*Runs upstairs to grab some cables*
IcanHAScheezBURGER?
jenkinbr said:
quantum-neutrino-destabiliser --target=bgs100 \ --exposure=10 --confined --isoloated
Isn't that a "DE"-stabilizer?
AH!!!! WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?????Yep. That's a DE-stabilizer.
*eats pizza*
Must get 500.
bgs100 said: Isn't that a "DE"-stabilizer?
AH!!!! WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME?????
Well, the electronegativity of the free ions present in the neurotransmitters in your cerebral cortex made an increase relative to the change in the valence shells of the innermost electrons partaking in a covalent bond of the antimatter stream of mis-aligned synaptic connections. Unfortunately I doubt the --isolated flag made much difference owing to the volatility of particular bosons generated by photons trapped in fields of weak nuclear forces. Thus I shall attempt to determine whether decreasing the neutrino concentration of the particle stream, or at the very least, increasing the volume of the field, has any ability to negate this effect.
snova said: Well, the electronegativity of the free ions present in the neurotransmitters in your cerebral cortex made an increase relative to the change in the valence shells of the innermost electrons partaking in a covalent bond of the antimatter stream of mis-aligned synaptic conncections. Unfortunately I doubt the --isolated flag made much difference owing to the volatility of particular bosons generated by photons trapped in fields of weak nuclear forces. Thus I shall attempt to determine whether decreasing the neutrino concentration of the particle stream, or at the very least, increasing the volume of the field, has any ability to negate this effect.
I repeat: AHH!!! WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME????
bgs100 said: I repeat: AHH!!! WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME????
I suspect the efficiency of certain important acid reactions have also been decreased, possibly due to the decreasing ability of orbiting Fermions to form ionic bonds during the Krebs process. It is also conceivable that the quantum nature of the device has entangled crucial substances in the axiom system, disturbing the normal functionality and changing the likely hood of proper reactions among polar covalent molecules. I repeat my recommendation of changing the neutrino concentration or the volume of the quantum field.
snova said: I suspect the efficiency of certain important acid reactions have also been decreased, possibly due to the decreasing ability of orbiting Fermions to form ionic bonds during the Krebs process. It is also concieveable that the quantum nature of the device has entangled crucial substances in the axiom system, disturbing the normal functionality and changing the likelyhood of proper reactions among polar covalent molecules. I repeat my recommendation of changing the neutrino concentration or the volume of the quantum field.
WTF? I repeat again: AHH!!! WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME???
bgs100 said: WTF? I repeat again: AHH!!! WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME???
Your brain could stop working right. We must turn it off.
*reaches out and presses a button*
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snova said: Your brain could stop working right. We must turn it off.
*reaches out and presses a button*
AHHH!!!!!! Hey, turn what off? What are you do- *PSSEEEEEEWWWWW* *I fall limp*
~MEANWHILE~
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snova said: Well, the electronegativity of the free ions present in the neurotransmitters in your cerebral cortex made an increase relative to the change in the valence shells of the innermost electrons partaking in a covalent bond of the antimatter stream of mis-aligned synaptic connections. Unfortunately I doubt the --isolated flag made much difference owing to the volatility of particular bosons generated by photons trapped in fields of weak nuclear forces. Thus I shall attempt to determine whether decreasing the neutrino concentration of the particle stream, or at the very least, increasing the volume of the field, has any ability to negate this effect. snova said: I suspect the efficiency of certain important acid reactions have also been decreased, possibly due to the decreasing ability of orbiting Fermions to form ionic bonds during the Krebs process. It is also conceivable that the quantum nature of the device has entangled crucial substances in the axiom system, disturbing the normal functionality and changing the likely hood of proper reactions among polar covalent molecules. I repeat my recommendation of changing the neutrino concentration or the volume of the quantum field.
Actually, the determinant variable in the sub-atomic process of energy transference is the spin of the outer valence electron sub-structures. In the event that the charge is positive (counter-clockwise) then the field-energy must be increased in order to counter the spinning effects. If it is increased by too much, the resulting effect would diminish the valence spin altogether, creating free-radical electrons, which would split into the elemental quarks, most of which would diminish within the 5th, 6th, and 7th dimensions. This would yield a high-energy output, and cause a chain reaction with the rest of the valence shell electrons. If all go off at the same time, the energy must be used in another manner, either by creating a double of each particle of matter "destroyed" or causing focus-coordinated photons within the ultra-violet range of the spectrum, giving a sort of "x-ray vision" effect to anything observed. Which would undoubtly kill the bearer of such energy.
Now if the valence spin is negative (clockwise) then decreasing the field-energy should counter its effects, unless less (negative) energy is necessary. Unfortunately, reversing the polarity of the field-energy would result in the one firing the quantum-destabilizer to experience the same effects I just explained in the first paragraph. SO, in order to achieve the resulting anti-spin threshold, a second quantum-destabilizer must be used on the first, in order to counter its effects on the bearer. And so on.
enough torture.
quantum-neutrino-destabiliser --target=bgs100 \
--exposure=10 --confined --isoloated --reverse-polarity
Warning: Doing this may cause a backfire in destabilzied energy,
possibly affecting you in a negative manner.
Do you wish to continue? [y/n]: n
Any reccomendations?
jenkinbr said: enough torture.
quantum-neutrino-destabiliser --target=bgs100 \
--exposure=10 --confined --isoloated --reverse-polarity
Warning: Doing this may cause a backfire in destabilzied energy,
possibly affecting you in a negative manner.
Do you wish to continue? [y/n]: n
Any reccomendations? Just do it already! ...Or give it to a robot to type in. That way it wouldn't hurt you if it did backfire
Hey, isn't my brain still turned off?
what was that mumbleing? Is bgs100 trying to say something with a dysfuntional brain?
i would buy all the stuff involving linux or computers, than i would go find some pie and eat it.
*eats pizza*
jenkinbr said: what was that mumbleing? Is bgs100 trying to say something with a dysfuntional brain?
*Press button with difficulty* Quickly! Just do it already! ...Or give it to a robot to type in. That way it wouldn't hurt you if it did backfire *Press button with less difficulty* *Fall limp again*
sudo apt-get install robot*that's gonna take a while, it looks like*
<< 15 minutes later >>
Phew, it's done.
pastes the following into a bash script, stored in ~/bin/ called quantumstablize:
#!/bin/bash
## issue warning to anybody nearby
xmessage "Run like the wind - keep at least 100 meters away, or you may be affected!!!"
## Provide time to escape
sleep 300
## Undo the quantum-neutrino-destabiliser command from earlier:
quantum-neutrino-destabiliser --target=bgs100 --exposure=10 --confined --isoloated --reverse-polarity
## exit
exitNow, with that saved,
jenkinbr@mall ~/$ chmod +x bin/quantumstablize
jenkinbr@mall ~/$ export PATH=$PATH:~/bin
jenkinbr@mall ~/$ robot-cmd -a -f --command='quantumstablize'
*runs like the wind*
[SIZE=7]WAIT![/SIZE]
We can have Narwhals help us out! They have a kickass facial horn!
and they can defeat Cthulu!
Check'em out Original [[HERE]]("http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/viewer.php?id=484667&key=SaOeJhXzNtOzZxbStiNGYwNzcxMGY2QjMwNzIrNl9xNmI2NTE7QjY1QlYxOzJWMTJiMjI0ZjIrVnFfOTgxbTk5OTI1MzE5Nw%3D%3D") YouTUBE [[HERE]]("http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc")
goes to flamethrower shop... ooh... bright *burns down entire store, creating explosion that destroys the entire hemisphere*
bobmatino17 said: goes to flamethrower shop...
ooh... bright *burns down entire store, creating explosion that destroys the entire hemisphere* [size=7][COLOR="Red"]QUIT DESTROYING THE MALL!!!!!![/COLOR][/SIZE]
you live here too.
*searches for a button*
*go gets gear from when he went dungeon diving earlier* *suddenly diablo and memphisto jump into the giant fight with cthulhu and optimus prime* *gets holy hammers and a pizza launcher...and jenkinber*
Soneone called?
Ka-boom!!!!!!!!!!
bgs100 said: Ka-boom!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, crap! Now what did you do?
Hm... Not sure... wait... Oh, so that's why there's a gaping hole in that wall over there....
Does I need to bring out the QND again?
Remember what it did last time?
I'm back! The reason I wasn't here for so long is because I was dead in space but alive in time. Then I lived a million years in time and figured out how to revive myself in space! So, I'm back!
jenkinbr said: Does I need to bring out the QND again?
Remember what it did last time?
bgs100@megarandom-mall$>sudo aptitude install qnd-destroyer*10 minutes later*
bgs100@megarandom-mall$>qnd-destroyer --all-qnds --no-traces-left --obliterate
Locating All Qnds...
Found 1:
"jekinbr's qnd"
Destroying...
Generating "KA-BOOM!!!" sound effect...
KA-BOOM!!!
All QNDs successfully obliteratedThat one was a dummy. I locked away the real one in an unreadable directory. In fact, for storage purposes, I've set permissions to 000. I can't even read it. But I know where it is...so I can chmod it back...
Fine, maybe this time....
bgs100@megarandom-mall$>qnd-destroyer --all-qnds --no-traces-left --obliterate --find-all-unreadable-directories-and-chmod-them --ignore-dummies
Locating All Qnds...
Found 1:
"jekinbr's REAL qnd"
Destroying...
Generating "KA-BOOM!!!" sound effect...
KA-BOOM!!!
All QNDs successfully obliterated (For real this time)still didn't work.
*chmods QND to 0400* *uploads the QND to a super secure off-site server* *chmods QND back to 0000 on remote server and local machine*
There. Now i have a backup.
Hey, the Cthulu/Oprimus Prime/Narwhals/Diablo/Mithesto/FSM fight really got outta hand! They started throwing poop at eachother....wich sucks for Oprimus.....he aint got none! :sad:
Hmmm, wonder what this button does?
*PRESS*
Wow! More Pizza!
*eats pizza*
crazyness003 said: Hey, the Cthulu/Oprimus Prime/Narwhals/Diablo/Mithesto/FSM fight really got outta hand! They started throwing poop at eachother....wich sucks for Oprimus.....he aint got none! :sad:
this calls for king kong to join in!
(whats Cthulhu and demon poop like?)
jimi_hendrix said: this calls for king kong to join in!
(whats Cthulhu and demon poop like?) it smells like roses and ammonia mixed with dry vermouth then powdered into a garlic-like powder... that kinda has a hint of garlic powder.
Its pretty cool, because it glows in the dark. Cthulu aint such a bad throw either. Hit FSM right in the meatball
has fun running up and down an escalator
falls over
HEY! Cant you see the "Dont run up and down the escalator. Falling or serious hilarity may ensue...or both!" That sign cracks me up!
ALL THESE FLOORS ARE YOURS EXCEPT 108. ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE. USE THEM TOGETHER. USE THEM lN PEACE.
finds skateboards with crazyness and decides to have races!
*looks at floor 108 from floor 109* I see nannanites!
lingwen said: finds skateboards with crazyness and decides to have races!
cowa-bunga d00d!
lingwen said: has fun running up and down an escalator
crazyness003 said: HEY! Cant you see the "Dont run up and down the escalator. Falling or serious hilarity may ensue...or both!"
That sign cracks me up!
So?
*Runs up the down escalator and down the up*
*Starts dancing up and down the escalator to Kirby's (nintendo character) theme tune... Which is stuck in my head* Pizza rules!!! *KA-BOOM!!!!* and yet another gaping hole in the wall :P
bgs100 said: *Starts dancing up and down the escalator to Kirby's (nintendo character) theme tune... Which is stuck in my head*
Pizza rules!!! *KA-BOOM!!!!* and yet another gaping hole in the wall :P stoppit! Im gonan have to throw you in the Cthulhu/FSM/Optimus Prime/Narwhals/Mongols/IPP....etc(I cant remember all of them) fight! And trust me, you dont wanna get hit by a glowing cthulhu turd!
Don't make me use the QND, bgs100!
crazyness003 said: stoppit! Im gonan have to throw you in the Cthulhu/FSM/Optimus Prime/Narwhals/Mongols/IPP....etc(I cant remember all of them) fight! And trust me, you dont wanna get hit by a glowing cthulhu turd!
IPP?
btw the avp aliens and predators just joined
ZOMG A FACE SUC...
shoop da poop!
I buy a bottle of coke, a new shirt, a box of crayons and make myself an atomic bomb, to blow a hole in the wall, so I can go home.
Don't do it - you will activate the black holes and cause massive destruction!
I'm watching you, and will activate the QND if I need to.
jenkinbr said: Don't do it - you will activate the black holes and cause massive destruction!
I'm watching you, and will activate the QND if I need to.
God damn you for not letting people do common household chores using a nuclear bomb.
Emm, would you allow hydrogen bombs then ?
Nope.
A small amount of dynamite is allowed though.
jenkinbr said: Nope.
A small amount of dynamite is allowed though.
Considering the fact, that I can manipulate physics, I will make any amount of dynamite to cause the same effect as a hydrogen bomb, so there really is no way to stop me, unless you make a law, that restricts me to use any kind of explosives at all.
So, I make the dynamite blow up the whole place, as if the dynamite was a h-bomb.
Mall temporarilly expands 1000000-fold and the blast is absorbed.
*fires Quantum Nutrino Destabilser at emshains*
Well, at least now I know what it feels like to set off a h-bomb.
Emm, now I could go play with my new portal gun, which I snatched from best-buy during the explosion.
*shoots a portal downwards and falls from the ceiling at the other end of the mall*
emshains said: Well, at least now I know what it feels like to set off a h-bomb.
Emm, now I could go play with my new portal gun, which I snatched from best-buy during the explosion.
*shoots a portal downwards and falls from the ceiling at the other end of the mall* *goes and buys myself one of them*
*shoots jenkinbr with a portal gun* *shots jenkinbr in the back with a portal gun* *jenkinbr is now trapped in recirculation between his portals*
*shoots a portal to the ground* *dissappears though protal...
...to appear twenty feet away from the portal trap*
detroit/zero said: Yep - cat barf:
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:lolflag:
*gathers all the microsoft's merchandise from all of the stores in a pile, then lights 'em up and yells: " BEHOLD, THE RECKONING HAS COME!!!"
*basks in the glow of the burning MS BS pile, munching on pizza*
*watches in awe as a few MS VISTA cases burn*
:idea: Microwave CD's!
*uses long pole to knock a case of 500 MS discs out of the fire* *goes to sears and grabs a high-power microwave* *thinks twice, grabs another Microwave, and a fan for fume control*
*arrives back on fire scene, to find a crowd*
Hey, guys. Wanna see something cool? :cool:
*sets up fan and microwaves, unpacks several vista discs, and pops them in for 10 seconds apiece*
Now THAT's vista for you!
*thinks jenkinber made that account with one post*
jimi_hendrix said: *thinks jenkinber made that account with one post*
:confused:
*eats pizza*
So what'd I miss? What's happened to the mall since last time I was here?
jimi_hendrix said: IPP?
btw the avp aliens and predators just joined
ZOMG A FACE SUC...
IPP=Invisible Pink Pony (or sometimes IPU, Invisible Pink Unicorn). Its another FSM-kinda thing, only involving paradoxal oxymorons.
linuxluver said: So what'd I miss? What's happened to the mall since last time I was here?
nothing, 'cept being more cool. But now its over...so, thanks. Thanks a lot. (im too mean :P)
jenkinbr said: Mall temporarilly expands 1000000-fold and the blast is absorbed.
*fires Quantum Nutrino Destabilser at emshains*
emshains said: Well, at least now I know what it feels like to set off a h-bomb.
Emm, now I could go play with my new portal gun, which I snatched from best-buy during the explosion.
*shoots a portal downwards and falls from the ceiling at the other end of the mall* What, the QND had no effect? Bleh
*Runs into the elevator to hide but only encounters the Elevator Game thread.*
*hears loud scream*
I am thinking of the world.. OH NO, I MADE THE WORLD THE REST OF THE MALL!!!
Now I can visit Paris and England...
zomg tyranids! *runs*
*eats waffle and drinks Mountian Dew*
jenkinbr said: *eats waffle and drinks Mountian Dew*
*takes jenkinbr's mountain dew*
*hormogaunts attack jenkinbr*
*watches Jimi take an empty mountain dew*
*eats pizza*
Good thing I got mu USB key with me
*reformats all the computers and installs Ubuntu 8.04 LTS*
*Turns mall into beowulf cluster*
Ok, this should get us out of here in no time!
#!/bin/bash while true; do echo "Get me out of here!" > nc ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=1021367 done
*eats pizza
*jenkinbr forgot about the hormogaunts mauling him*
thtrgremlin said: Good thing I got mu USB key with me
*reformats all the computers and installs Ubuntu 8.10 Intrepid Ibex*
Fix'd
Hey, how about we all install our favoite apps on all the mall computers!!! :P
sudo aptitude install banshee gcstar gkrellm smplayer xchat catfish qalculate-gtk moc wormux lbreakout2 exfalso exaile I'll think of more later ;)
bgs100 said: Fix'd
Hey, how about we all install our favoite apps on all the mall computers!!! :P
sudo aptitude install banshee gcstar gkrellm smplayer xchat catfish qalculate-gtk moc wormux lbreakout2 exfalso exaile I'll think of more later ;) d00d - you forgot to do an update and upgrade first!
sudo apt-get update && sudo apt-get upgrade*pizza bump*
bgs100 said: Fix'd
Hey, how about we all install our favoite apps on all the mall computers!!! :P
sudo aptitude install banshee gcstar gkrellm smplayer xchat catfish qalculate-gtk moc wormux lbreakout2 exfalso exaile I'll think of more later ;)
You mean the 7mhz cash registers running DOS? :)
*Uses physics and local radio shack to turn Mall machines into quad core monsters.*
linuxisevolution said: *Uses physics and local radio shack to turn Mall machines into quad core monsters.*
*fixes linuxisevolution's error and turns them all into i7 monsters
I retreat from the elevator and find a coffee shoppe.:D
*Sits drinking tea...
jimi_hendrix said: *fixes linuxisevolution's error and turns them all into i7 monsters
*realizes that jimi's machines will not run Ubuntu and eight virtual machines so adds 32gb ram and x64*
My motherboard can take 32gb :P
your motherboard then spontaniously combusts
metallicamike said: your motherboard then spontaniously combusts
*Get's very angry at metallica because it costed $146USD.* *Steals 2 more twice-as-nice fatality motherboards from radio shack. These costing around 30X what they should cost*
then they spontaniously combust
metallicamike said: then they spontaniously combust
Do I need to use the QND on you, too?
*eats pizza*
ur pizza spontaniously combusts
You don't want to know what the QND can do.
*eats pizza*
Did you not read that the pizza spontianiously regenerates itself?
*eats pizza*
no i didnt. too bad thos mother boards can't o_0
*eats pizza*
*steals pizza and runs like a girl until i spontaneously combust*
metallicamike said: *steals pizza and runs like a girl until i spontaneously combust*
So I guess I don't have to use the Quantum Nutrino Destabilizer just yet...
*eats pizza*
its ok, i have a DRM ;)
And are you referring to a Dumb Retarted Monkey? or Digital Rights Management? Or something else?
*eats pizza*
both
*eats pizza*
Chances the Ban thread has a new post at the time of this posting: 1000%
+1
*bumps for pizza* *eats more pizza*
when are you going to run out of pizza? *eats some of your pizza*
*Walks up to an ATM machine, starts talking to it for a while, and finally free pizza spits out the opening.*
*EATS PIZZA*
EDIT: I am *really* eating pizza at the moment.
As am I.
*eats pizza in interwebz and in real life*
*eats pizza in interwebz only*
*eats pizza*
sudo apt-get update && sudo apt-get upgrade
sudo apt-get install soda-machine soda-coke soda-pepsi
*eats pizza and drinks soda*
Imagines the mall filled with DRM.
linuxisevolution said: imagines the mall filled with drm.
+1
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Hey - I created that once, and now it is mearly a matter of googleing the phrase 'bringing back the multi-font multi-colored bump' and copying and pasting it from one of my posts.
jenkinbr said: Hey - I created that once, and now it is mearly a matter of googleing the phrase 'bringing back the multi-font multi-colored bump' and copying and pasting it from one of my posts.
lmao..
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interwebz rules teh world
Wow I really hope that's not in your bookmarks :lolflag:
metallicamike said: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=bringing+back+the+multi-font+multi-colored+bump&btnG=Google+Search
interwebz rules teh world Proof that google sees all.
even pr0n
linuxisevolution said: Wow I really hope that's not in your bookmarks :lolflag:
o_O
I don't google for pr0n
I hide in a corner from google..
[SIZE="6"]THE EVIL GOOGLEY NUMBER![/SIZE]
*google eats some interwebz pizza* "hey guys!"
linuxisevolution said: I hide in a corner from google..
[SIZE="6"]THE EVIL GOOGLEY NUMBER![/SIZE] you mean 42? or 00?
jenkinbr said: you mean 42? or 00?
lol, no , pizza eats Ubuntu.
i think he meant 404
metallicamike said: i think he meant 404
No, Google itself is an actual number. That is what I meant.
ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh. i knew that, it just didnt click right away. ty for given the lulz
and so is a googleplex o_O
lolzzz.
I have, like, sextillion results!
bump
jimi_hendrix said: *fixes linuxisevolution's error and turns them all into i7 monsters
You mean linux lover turn them into Phenom II behemoths! You gotta admit: Phenom II pwns i7
metallicamike said: when are you going to run out of pizza? *eats some of your pizza*
The pizza regenerates itselfe since I installe the pizza-regeneration regenerator into the pizza walls, some pages back. I suggest you take this *hands a toppings-cannon to metallicamike* and shoot your favorite toppings at a wall....then eat siad shot wall.
Crazyness wanted me to give this to you, metalicaMike: *hands MetalicaMike the Toppings-cannon crazyness asked me to deliver*
*eats pizza*
i take it and it spontaniously combusts "god dammit"
Here, have another one - they spontainously regenerate, as well. *hands Metallicamike another toppings-cannon*
*eats pizza*
i shoot it at the wall and blow it out and run out of the mall
*Get's splattered by toppings cannon.
metallicamike said: i shoot it at the wall and blow it out and run out of the mall
*watches in horror as metallicamike gets sucked through the wormhole while trying to leave the mall*
That wasn't very smart. I'll let you out this time, but next time, you just might end up in /dev/null
jenkinbr said: *watches in horror as metallicamike gets sucked through the wormhole while trying to leave the mall*
That wasn't very smart. I'll let you out this time, but next time, you just might end up in /dev/null
He lives in null. Lol :D
nope, i live in the swap area...LOTS of space there! (not really) :P
*eats pizza*
pizza falls into wormhole
[SIZE="5"]Pizza Hut escapes the worm hole, because we all know even light can't escape, but Pizza Hut can![/SIZE]
too bad that pizza was from dpkg and not pizza hut o_O
aptitude [SIZE="5"]install[/SIZE] _[SIZE="6"]cheeseburgerz[/SIZE]_
[SIZE="1"]sudo[/SIZE][SIZE="3"]aptitude[/SIZE][SIZE="5"]install[/SIZE][SIZE="7"]lolcats[/SIZE]
SUDO [SIZE="6"]APT-[/SIZE][SIZE="3"]GET[/SIZE] [SIZE="7"]MOO[/SIZE]
"Have you moo'ed today?"
$ yes I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have I have
In the event that an evil monkey crosses the paralax-time barrier, please rest assured: it only attacks if you have a face :)
u hav aface on yur post
*gasp* NO!
bgs100 said: [SIZE="1"]sudo[/SIZE][SIZE="3"]aptitude[/SIZE][SIZE="5"]install[/SIZE][SIZE="7"]lolcats[/SIZE]
You spelled it wrong. Try:
[SIZE="1"]sudo[/SIZE][SIZE="3"]aptitude[/SIZE][SIZE="5"]install[/SIZE][SIZE="7"]lolcatz[/SIZE]
That should work.
Now, as for the pizza, It regenerated itself on the walls when it fell into the wormhole, so:
*eats pizza*
You know what! We need to spice things up a bit!
sudo wget http://t3h.spicy.shak/EXTREEM-SPIZE.tar
tar -xgz /es
cd es
./configure
make
sudo makeinstall
There, now we have extreem-spize!
D0ES THIS MEAN MY TEA DRINKING WILL BE INTERUPTED BY THE W0RMHOLE? :evil::evil::evil:
Ash R said: D0ES THIS MEAN MY TEA DRINKING WILL BE INTERUPTED BY THE W0RMHOLE? :evil::evil::evil:
uhhh. sure?
Invariably peeved by the worm hole i chuck what is left of my tea in it whilst making various threats.:D:D
The British wormhole, mollified by your uninspired selection in tisane, disgorges everything it has ingested post-haste.
Wiktionary is wonderful.
Farmer of Bricks said: The British wormhole, mollified by your uninspired selection in tisane, disgorges everything it has ingested post-haste.
Wiktionary is wonderful. and to that I simply say: bump
The Windows wormhole sucks up all other wormholes, and sues Pizza because it's pepperoni is round.
I need more stuff to feed my pet.... :D
Anyone think the post above this one is suspicious? :-k
sudo apt-get install droctogonapus
droctoganpus --BWAAAsudo apt-get remove droctoganapus
I fling a chair into my pet. :D
jimi_hendrix said: sudo apt-get remove droctoganapus
sudo apt-get install unremoveable-droctogonapusMuahahahaha :twisted:
sudo rm -rf /home
u got to reinstall now
the best way it to intall the droctagonapus live cd! then run sudo bwaaa
*me installs Dr.Octogonapus*
droctogonapus@shoopdawhoops$ sudo BWAAAAAAAAAdroctogonapus@shoopdawhoops$ echo IMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZERSErm....
sudo apt-get install "Ash R"
Anyone seen zombies in this mall?
yeah, we killed them...TWICE. Which begs the question: Do zombies really die, or did we just mame them so much that they cannot physically move anymore? Lets ask one.
*finds mortally mamed zombie* Hey, do you ever die or are you just over-injured to proceed with combat and brain-eating? *zombie replies* uhhhhhhhHHHHhhh.
Oooookay?
*eats pizza*
Over the intercom system:
"This mall will self destruct in t-minus 100 posts. Have a nice day"
:D
sudo killall self_destruct_countdown[IMG]http://static.slide.com/version/20090316133441/images/superpoke/loading.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://static.slide.com/version/20090316133441/images/superpoke/loading.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://static.slide.com/version/20090316133441/images/superpoke/loading.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://static.slide.com/version/20090316133441/images/superpoke/loading.gif[/IMG]
Over the intercom:
"I can't let you do that, metallicamike. T-minus 97 posts until detonation"
*eats pizza*
*eats jenkinber*
*eats eating*
*eats left arm*
in soviet russia, left arm eats you!
*eats everyone*
Over the intercom:
"T-minus 90 posts until detonation"
RUN AWAY!!! ARGHHH!!:D
*stands still and methings there's something fisheh going around here!*
*eats pizza*
crazyness003 said: *stands still and methings there's something fisheh going around here!*
thats the sushi in my stomach with you
*eats pizza*
jimi_hendrix said: thats the sushi in my stomach with you
ah, that explains it...but if im in you....does that...make me.....gay? this got too weird! Im outta here!
crazyness003 said: ah, that explains it...but if im in you....does that...make me.....gay?
this got too weird! Im outta here!
*vomits*
*eats pizza*
Ash R said: Over the intercom:
"T-minus 90 posts until detonation"
Shoots intercom. No more intercom. Eats pizza.
*eats pizza*
*gets a roastburger from the arby's upstairs.* *eats roastburger*
*eats the stairs*
"man, you guys piss me off." *jumps down the stairs and breaks leg*
*eats pizza*
*eats roastburger*
*Goes to resturaunt and orders a cheeseburger* *Gets a Chicken Strip Basket* *Throws food at waiter and eats tablecloth*
did you finally run out of pizza?
No.
*eats pizza*
*eats roastburger*
*Uses Restroom*
Who peed on the bathroom's pizza?
*Finishes, finds new wall*
*eats pizza*
*eats sushi*
Over the intercom:
"T-minus 29 posts until detonation"
*eats waffle*
*eats explosives*
*lights jimi_'s eaten explosives*
*eats pizza*
*still outta here*
*steals something back elsewhere on the forum*
*eats pizza*
sudo rm -rf Destruction_Announcer_Guy*eats gas bump on pizza* *eats rest of pizza*
metallicamike said:
sudo rm -rf Destruction_Announcer_Guy
thank god!
no I get to do it
[in a very dramatic-like tone of announcer-like voice] You have tea minus seventy eleven THOUSAND BRLAAA!!!Over the Intercom:
"I am sorry metallicamike. I can't let you do that. T-minus 20 posts until detonation"
What shall we do? :o
*Finds a new store called Gorge.* It's next to a Gap and really big
eats *
~resorts to using the ~~ ~eats pizza~
meow
*eats pizza*
jenkinbr said: *eats pizza*
What toppings?
*eats supreme pizza*
jenkinbr said: *eats supreme pizza*
Is that like all cheese?
Naw, it's more like: [*]cheese[*]onions[*]mushrooms[*]olives[*]peppers[*]a ton of other stuff
define: "a ton of other stuff"
crazyness003 said: define: "a ton of other stuff"
Screw it.
*eats pizza*
a ton of other stuff == screw it? wtb!?
*eats :popcorn:*
destroyes eating! mwahahaha! Now you cannot eat since eating is destroyed!
*devours :popcorn:*
damn the many words-meaning-the-same-thing!
*munches on :popcorn:*
How do i get out dammit?
Shadow121 said: How do i get out dammit?
You can get out in 269 posts.
Over the intercom system:
"100 Post condition has been met. This mall is about to self destruct. Have a nice day."
[B][SIZE=7]KABOOM! [/SIZE][/B] Yay, freedom. Follow me!
#follows Ash R# #Ash R runs into a wall# #Me laughs#
Not true. The explosion created an exit. :)
Of course I bought a disposable teleporter, and teleported myself to another shop, and tossed the teleported in the waste bin. :P
(Wait...I could have teleported myself outside, and opened the door with the key found at lvl 3 in the toilet?!..Hmm..Someone got 30 euro?)
Ash R said: Not true. The explosion created an exit. :)
okay, so why are we still in here?
Because its a scary world out there. :)
Whos going to brave the outside world?
noone, thats who. Your attempt was a failure. Please take a number and go to the back of the line!
Just open the door, i have places to be.
crazyness003 said: noone, thats who. Your attempt was a failure. Please take a number and go to the back of the line!
+34
Hurries off to the food court.
*munches pizza*
*Spits over the top floor railing on top of guys head*
*brings back the long missed singularity to bring piece to the universe*
Aw crap! Now we have to deal with THIS again?! Thats it, im gonna go shop at Victoria's Secret now. I'll see you bozos at 1K.
mmmmm Victoria's Secret :P
Wait up man!!
*hums in the mall*
"So what's happenin' then guys? Have i missed anything interesting?"
[COLOR="White"]*must watch out for those typos!![/COLOR]
rolnics said: *hums in the mall*
"So what's happenin' then guys? Have i missed anything interesting?"
[COLOR="White"]*must watch out for those typos!![/COLOR]
Well, they just went to Victoria Secret, and I brought back the singulatiry from a while ago in order to bring peace to the universe. ;)
Crap, not that thing again!
HELP ME BUMP THIS TO 1K!!!
BuMP!
*eats pizza*
bump
"hmmm 1K hey, nope I'm not helping you in this at all" :tongue:
jenkinbr said: Crap, not that thing again!
HELP ME BUMP THIS TO 1K!!!
*singularity bump*
Just remember, I keep my singularity in a space-time bubble which is slowed down to near zero inside of it, so it is safe. ;)
Now, where is that pizza? :D
d00d, it's all over the walls.
and it regenerates itself!
Here, have a toppings-bazooka *hands smartboyathome a toppings-bazooka*
and How's Ubuntu-Art? I see some good work going on there.
*eats pizza*
Oh noes, the toppings bazooka is jammed! *hits toppings bazooka on side, and toppings fly at jenkinbr* Oops! :S
Ubuntu Art is fine, by the way. Most talk right now is over the Breathe icon set since the art deadline has passed.
*Takes shower*
*#shopping* at Victoria's secret# Hmm. rather interesting to find this here #happens to find a gravitational god-particle generator# thats peculiar. #continues *shopping*#
*eats pizza*
*goes to Computer Store* Ooh, I like this! *grabs computer with 50GHz processor, 20TB SSD, and 32GB ram, then runs* Now I can hack the internets! :D
smartboyathome said: *goes to Computer Store*
Ooh, I like this! *grabs computer with 50GHz processor, 20TB SSD, and 32GB ram, then runs* Now I can hack the internets! :D You ph00lz!
You're just slow - I've been running a 1THz Processor with 512GB RAM and 10 1 PB HDDs. She also has a 50-port lan card with Terabit networking.
*eats pizza*
*starts singing. :guitar:
jenkinbr said: You ph00lz!
You're just slow - I've been running a 1THz Processor with 512GB RAM and 10 1 PB HDDs. She also has a 50-port lan card with Terabit networking.
*eats pizza*
Might have terabit networking, but I own the only terabit network in the mall, and I refuse to let you use it. :P
Doesn't matter - I still have 50 ports.
*eats pizza*
jenkinbr said: Doesn't matter - I still have 50 ports.
*eats pizza*
50 ports won't help you any. :P
Besides, I am developing a faster-than-light internet now which may run at 1 exabyte speeds. Too bad hard drives won't go that fast for a while. ;)
*eats pizza*
*rides the lightning*
I sped up my hard drive so fast that et exploded. And the entire town was destroyed, all because of the hard drive.
:lolflag: crap joke, but it was the best i can do :lolflag:
calvinps said: I sped up my hard drive so fast that et exploded. And the entire town was destroyed, all because of the hard drive.
:lolflag: crap joke, but it was the best i can do :lolflag:
So it was you who destroyed the last Circuit City here in the mall? HOW DARE YOU?!
*gets into limo and drives 35 miles to the center of the mall where the food court is*
Yummy, they got Asian food! :D
:lolflag::lolflag::lolflag::lolflag::lolflag::lolflag::lolflag::lolflag:
hey, just so y'alls know: The internet in the mall is limited to the mall itself...so techically its only an intranet. And on top of that, I used the god-particle generator to endow computer-god-like powers to my AMD Sempron microATX PC (its the size of a rather large tarantula).
Using my extremely outdated hardware, in tandem with computer-god-like endowed powers, I am able to render this next statement true: All your intranets are belong to crazyness.
mwhahahahahaha
*eats pizza and surfs intranet*
*Runs from mall police*
The internet is not limiting me to the mall, as I got sattelite internet! :KS
*starts browsing the internet*
On screen: [COLOR="Red"]REACHED DAILY BANDWIDTH LIMIT[/COLOR]
Dang it! :(
#lifts head from god-particle induced terminal# Thats what you get for defying my intranet! #re-establishes connection to the elevator# #starts chatting with elevator a.i., who happens to be the creator of the mall a.i., which is in the process of granting me all the knowledge of the combined libraries of the universe# So thats what makes postage stamps sticky after you lick them...ew.
Presses all the buttons in the elevator and waits to see where it stops. Oh, wait, the door is opening. What!? No, it can't be, its its an... Apple Store! How did they get in here!? Thats it! Runs in and kicks all of the Macs and iPods and grinning brainwashed id tag wearing apple geniuses! Then installs Linux on all the Macs and iPod Linux on the iPods! Haha!
hooray *nix
I am able to use my satellite internet now! :D
*starts browsing the interwebs*
Oh, by the way, I upgraded the satellite internet to 100GBs/day, so free internet for everyone! :KS
*Goes on a search mission to find tomatz.
*sleeps in the pizza*
jimi_hendrix said: *sleeps in the pizza*
*leaves a note on your head giving directions to the mall's showers*
*gets lost trying to find ash so that we could find tomatz*
Why is this portion of the mall on fire...?
smartboyathome said: Why is this portion of the mall on fire...?
Nothing to do with me 8-[ [SIZE=7] TOMATZ!!![/SIZE]
*joins the search party for tomatz*
Hold up - I'm coming too!!!
Aww, screw it...
*picks up teleporter gun abandoned by some n00b who forgot to hold on tight* *inserts location-finder adapter that I always keep in my pocket, so I don't lose it* (to teleporter: find Ash R) *takes note of cooridinates* *removes location-finder adaptor* *makes minor adjustment to coordinates so as to not telefrag Ash R* *teleports to modified coordinates*
Hi Ash R!!! Let's go find Tomatz!!!
[size=7]TOMATZ!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!![/SIZE]
Wait, no! The fire is spreading fast! *runs from fire and into Ash R*
RUN!!!
[size=7]tomatz!!! Are you here??[/size]
*finds a charred copy of the "NO You Can't Post Here" thread, dated two days ago* *Notices the following at the top of the page: *
Welcome, TomatzHey, he was near here two days ago!!!
*keeps searching*
Ash R said: I searched the internets. Look what I found. Link
[SIZE=7]TOMATZ WHERE ARE YOU????[/SIZE] I loled at the third one, subset under the second one, mainly because I added that tag ;)
!! has idea !!
*pulls out teleporter gun and attaches locator adaptor* (to locator: "Find tomatz") (from locator: 404 Not Found) *puts away locator adaptor and teleporter gun*
Darnit! but it was worth a try...:(
why dont you guys just look over there #points in all 360^360 directions (a spherical outline in three-dimensional space)# meh...that would take too long. Just use this: <you have received the "Tomatz finder hotline". Just call 867-5309>
*dials 9-867-5309 on nearest mall phone*
We're sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again...>click<
What area code should I use?
hell...
*goes to verizon store and starts dialing numbers on the demo phones*
This might take awhile*
,,, ,,, .
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Hmmm, 218...I live there.....
.....
*tries to assist with the calls by randomly pressing the numbers...
RING RING
Random Person: "Hello" Ash R: "Are you Tomatz?" Random Person: "No, sorry" Ash R: "Do you know where he is?" Random Person: "No, sorry" Ash R: "Bugger"
*Puts phone down.
$ locate tomatz
$bummer.
:lolflag::lolflag::lolflag: :lolflag::lolflag::lolflag: :lolflag::lolflag:
Look at the LOLFLAG awesomeness. Now, press <esc>
Cool!
You guys do know you are standing in the middle of the flames? :o
*dons fireproof suit*
*teleports out of flames*
jenkinbr said: *dons fireproof suit*
*teleports out of flames*
Ash R is on fire! You forgot him!!! :(
*teleports back into flames* *grabs Ash R* *teleports out of flames*
hey we're out! no we're not
jenkinbr said: *teleports back into flames*
*grabs Ash R* *teleports out of flames*
The flames are now here, because Ash R is still on fire. :(
*runs out of fire, puts wall up, and waits for all oxygen to leave inside fire*
Erm, since when was I on fire?
I know I kinda accidentally on purpose burnt a large section of the mall down early on.
[SIZE=7]TOMATZ[/SIZE]
shoop da whoop!
I think I would know if i was on fire on not...
&bump
Ash R said: I think I would know if i was on fire on not...
dude. you're on fire. #uses OVER9000 psi fire extinguisher to douse the flames out on Ash# okay, all goo..d... #Ash R is now located 42.6 meters away from me, resulting from the immense fire extinguisher pressures# oops. sorry. You okay?
*rushes to Ash R to check pulse*
Seems OK...
*grabs fire extinguisher and throws in fire*
*fire extinguisher explodes, putting out fire*
...innovative!...
TOMATZ WHERE ARE YOU!!!!???!?!?!?!?
*finds a pool of blood around a trashcan, open trashcan, finds man. Pulls out wallet, finds out it is Tomatz*
Oh, no... May Tomatz rest in peace. :(
plz plz plz...you didn't say that.....plz.....
*eats pizza*
smartboyathome said: *finds a pool of blood around a trashcan, open trashcan, finds man. Pulls out wallet, finds out it is Tomatz*
Oh, no... May Tomatz rest in peace. :( LIES! [IMG]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5p3ywQwfWjI/SKxq3EZlumI/AAAAAAAAEDA/Eg-n5j0EIEc/s400/doctor.JPG[/IMG]
Brign back tomatz!!!
*eats pizza*
jenkinbr said: Brign back tomatz!!!
*eats pizza* man, you gotta cut back on the regenerating pizza. think about the cholesterol buildup.
anyway. TOMATZ! w3r3 R j00?
crazyness003 said: LIES!
[IMG]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5p3ywQwfWjI/SKxq3EZlumI/AAAAAAAAEDA/Eg-n5j0EIEc/s400/doctor.JPG[/IMG]
No lies, look at the wallet. *hands you wallet*
*runs away before crazyness explodes in anger because tomatz is dead*
hey! this is a fake. Ohhh..."happy April f00lz Dai". hahah-not funny!
...
TOMATZ!
crazyness003 said: hey! this is a fake. Ohhh..."happy April f00lz Dai". hahah-not funny!
...
TOMATZ!
Hmm... perhaps we can just search for Tomatz on Google Maps? :P
#catches smartboyathome# thats no joking matter! #releases smartboyathome with a warning: 2 kg of destabilized plutonium in his pocket# dont make any sudden movements :twisted:
crazyness003 said: #catches smartboyathome#
thats no joking matter! #releases smartboyathome with a warning: 2 kg of destabilized plutonium in his pocket# dont make any sudden movements :twisted:
*jumps on top of crazyness and blows up, thus blowing up crazyness and myself* :P
#crazyness happened to be outside of the blast radius due to an unexplainable phenomenon known as running away, really, really fast# meh-heh! #sticks toung out at 'asploded smartboyathome# good times
crazyness003 said: #crazyness happened to be outside of the blast radius due to an unexplainable phenomenon known as running away, really, really fast#
meh-heh! #sticks toung out at 'asploded smartboyathome# good times
*gets up all bloody*
Kill... *grabs a machine gun from the nearby gun shop, fills it with exploding bullets, and shoots crazyness* you can't get away from them, they shoot everywhere. :P
What did I miss? I fell asleep after the 147th post.
smartboyathome said: Hmm... perhaps we can just search for Tomatz on Google Maps? :P
Did you mean: Tomas, Rancho Santa Margarita, Orange, CA 92688
Nope, guess not...
smartboyathome said: *gets up all bloody*
Kill... *grabs a machine gun from the nearby gun shop, fills it with exploding bullets, and shoots crazyness* you can't get away from them, they shoot everywhere. :P #gah-gragh-agh-gha-ahg-ragh-arhg...etc#
now we both are dying... *loses conciousness*
#watches smartboyathome lose conscious# hmm. OH!I almost forgot. #...gah-guk-geh-arg-hut-gree-ahh-gah-ugh-ek-zoom-zoom#
Oh noez!!!
*opens door to pizza oven...and sees tribbles*
[SIZE=6]Idea![/SIZE]
sudo apt-get install tomatzError: package 'tomatz' not found.
bummer.
jenkinbr said: Error: package 'tomatz' not found.
bummer.
:(
*scours the web for tomatz-1.0.deb*
...but is it really him???
I am not certain, though have you had a look at the contact email address?
TOMATZ is that your site????
Please tell us!!!
Anyone notice the tags have disappeared?
TOMATZ!!!
Which tags? I see these ones:
!ytrap azzip, come and join us, free drinks, pizza party!
Something very odd is happening....
Who would have the power to change the tags?
TOMATZ!!
why did we lose tomatz? i keep having warp fluxes from when i divided by 0 in the elevator...and i cant remember
*recovers from conciousness to discover everyone has gone crazy*
I wish I could remember what happened...
*finds his machine gun and starts shooting at everyone* :mad: Which one of you tried to kill me?!?!
now forizzly, what happened to tomatz?
smartboyathome said: *recovers from conciousness to discover everyone has gone crazy*
I wish I could remember what happened...
*finds his machine gun and starts shooting at everyone* :mad: Which one of you tried to kill me?!?! I didnt try. I DID! mwhahaha-gahk-gep-agh-brlaaa-shoop-da-whoop-MAH LAZERS-AYBABTU-ergh-wiki-wiki-wiki-like-your-favorite-deejay-ohnoes-omnomnom #im getting shot at again...who'da thunk it?#
Tomatz
*eats pizza*
/me wonders who added that tag?
*eats pizza*
Was it you? :lolflag:
TOMATZ!!
Ash R said: Was it you? :lolflag:
TOMATZ!! /me wonders why /me would wonder who did it if /me did it...
Actually, I did ;)
*eats pizza*
jenkinbr said: /me wonders why /me would wonder who did it if /me did it...
Actually, I did ;)
*eats pizza*
You could just be forgetful. I know I am :D
Tomatz Come Home!!!
Ash R said: You could just be forgetful. I know I am :D
Tomatz Come Home!!! I am forgetful, but i was just playing dumb...
jenkinbr said: I am forgetful, but i was just playing dumb...
:lolflag:
I wish Tomatz were here :(
Ash R said: :lolflag:
I wish Tomatz were here :( me 2
TOMATZZZZ@@!!!!!
I suppose we could carry on looking instead of feeling down
[SIZE=7][COLOR=Red]TOMATZ[/COLOR][/SIZE]
[IMG]http://ubuntuforums.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=102787&d=1234225361[/IMG]
I seem to have acquired a cup in the middle of my beans. :lolflag:
I think we need to broaden our search....
*Goes to 4*4 shop and starts engine.
"Who's coming to find Tomatz?"
*Grabs a 4x4 for myself*
ME!!! Pick ME!!!
I choose This person
YaY its me!!!
ps - I have my user number memorized - 446630 I could tell it was me without clicking the link ;)
anyways...
[IMG]http://ubuntuforums.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=108517&stc=1&d=1238773451[/IMG]
jenkinbr said: YaY its me!!!
ps - I have my user number memorized - 446630 I could tell it was me without clicking the link ;)
anyways...
[IMG]http://ubuntuforums.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=108517&stc=1&d=1238773451[/IMG]
Wow, what did you make that in? You certainly have talent. :)
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So shall we drive around the mall at high speeds and performing epic level stunts whilst looking for Tomatz?? :lolflag:
Talent :P
[IMG]http://ubuntuforums.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=108517&stc=1&d=1238773451[/IMG]
Hmmm...
I got us some supplies :) [IMG]http://www.sitevip.net/gifs/pizza/pizza_med2_wte_animado.gif[/IMG]
That should be enough for a min or 2 :lolflag:
OMGROFLMAFXYZ:lolflag:
Yeah
*eats supplies*
We're gonna need more than that...
maybe this will do... [IMG]http://image61.webshots.com/61/0/63/67/469006367ZCbGTn_ph.jpg[/IMG]
Maybe we should drive around a bit at high speeds before eating all the supplies? :lolflag:
Sure!
[size=7]*Vrooo[/size][size=6]oooooo[/size][size=5]oooooo[/size][size=4]ooooo[/size][size=3]oooooo[/size][size=2]ooooooooo[/size][size=1]oooooooooom*[/size]
*watches them drive away, and sits on floor, alone*
*still sitting... sitting...*
[SIZE=7]Vroooo[/SIZE][SIZE=5]ooooooooo[/SIZE][SIZE=3]ooooooooo[/SIZE]oooooom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[SIZE=7]Toooooooooo[/SIZE][SIZE=5]ooooommmmm[/SIZE][SIZE=2]mmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaat[SIZE=1]t[/SIZE][/SIZE][SIZE=1]tttttttttzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz![/SIZE]
Ash R said: [SIZE=7]Vroooo[/SIZE][SIZE=5]ooooooooo[/SIZE][SIZE=3]ooooooooo[/SIZE]oooooom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[SIZE=7]Toooooooooo[/SIZE][SIZE=5]ooooommmmm[/SIZE][SIZE=2]mmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaat[SIZE=1]t[/SIZE][/SIZE][SIZE=1]tttttttttzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz![/SIZE] *gets up to speed, then releases banner*
[IMG]http://ubuntuforums.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=108517&stc=1&d=1238773451[/IMG]
*SLAMS ON THE BREAK!!!
[SIZE=7]Skree[/SIZE][SIZE=5]eeeeeeeee[/SIZE]eeeeech!!!!!
*gets out and attaches banner as a kind of flag on the 4*4
*gets back in the 4*4
*Gets up to high speeds* *takes jump* *deploys wings*
This is kinda fun!!!
*Pulls out binoculars and starts looking for TOMATZ
*loses airspeed* *brings vehicle back to ground* *lands gently* *retracts wings*
Didn't see much.
*stops to buy a 50MP Digital Camera and Human Identification Software* *Gets on the road again*
TOMATZ!!!
*still sitting in same spot... alone... just, sitting...*
do tell, what happened to tomatz please
jimi_hendrix said: do tell, what happened to tomatz please
Well, aparently Tomatz just disappeared. They took 4x4 from *points to garage inside mall* over there and are looking for him. You can too if you want, as they need the help (big mall, after all).
[SIZE=7]Vroo[/SIZE][SIZE=5]oooomm[/SIZE]mmm!!!
[SIZE=7]Scccc[SIZE=5]ccccree[/SIZE][SIZE=3]c[/SIZE][/SIZE][SIZE=3]eeeeeeeee[SIZE=2]eecccccccccch[/SIZE][/SIZE]!!!
*Powers slides around smartboyathome before coming to a complete stop
"You guys want to come along?"
TOMATZ!!!
tomatz
jumps in the 4x4 with ash r
Sure! *jumps in back with his machine gun on the truck bed*
Just in case we find more zombies. ;)
I hope them zombies don't eat Tomatz.....
[SIZE=7]Vrrr[/SIZE][SIZE=5]oooooooo[/SIZE]oooommm!!!!
*Drives at epic speeds around the mall
#Uses the god-particle computer to track Ash R's 4x4 rampage# #establishes mysterious 2 way comm with Ash R group on 4x4 "grep tomatz"# Ash, can you read me? over.
*grabs radio from inside truck*
Whoever this is, we don't want any! :P
*turns off radio*
*sees jetfighter on the side of the road, and gets off the truck and into it*
*goes ahead of Ash*
I am faster than you. :P
[SIZE=7]Vrr[/SIZE][SIZE=5]omm[/SIZE][SIZE=5]rrrr[/SIZE][SIZE=5]rro[SIZE=3]oooooo[/SIZE][SIZE=1]oooo[/SIZE][/SIZE][SIZE=1]mmmmmmm![/SIZE]
*sees cthulhu* *gets a big net and chases him*
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*sees tomatz's shirt in Cthulhu's teeth...*
Omg! Chthulu ate Tomatz! *shoots chthulu with a heat seeking missile, and chthulu explodes* Woot!
*starts going opposite direction* RUN, IT IS THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!!!
IPU would pwn both!
crazyness003 said: ipu would pwn both!
ipu?
man I've gone over this in the past IPU (or IPP)
Anyway, chthulhu didnt eat tomats. A narwal kept chthulhu for eating him. SEE HERE
I think it would be helpful if we knew Tomatz exact location. Then we could go at epic level speeds and pick him up.
locate tomatz
Wait, everyone! *looks on one of those TVs which demo security cameras* I could have sworn I just saw tomatz on there! I know I did! :S
*Comes flying up behind everyone*
Hey guys, sorry, I lost communications with you over the weekend, but I picked up a copy of the search report, and it looks like you haven't had any luck yet.
Smartboy: did you happen to note the screen you saw tomatz on? If so, we can figure out that camera's location, and move a team over there.
*continues surveying area from my own personal spy drone*
#wonders if tomatz defied the laws of mall and somehow escaped# That would be bad. Thats similar (if not worse) than dividing by zero!
*finds tunnel about 75 meters up* *Flys through tunnel* *emerges in another, as-yet-unexplored part of the mall*
Hmmmm, this looks interesting...
*lands spy-plane to have a look around*
jenkinbr said: *Comes flying up behind everyone*
Hey guys, sorry, I lost communications with you over the weekend, but I picked up a copy of the search report, and it looks like you haven't had any luck yet.
Smartboy: did you happen to note the screen you saw tomatz on? If so, we can figure out that camera's location, and move a team over there.
*continues surveying area from my own personal spy drone*
I didn't get which screen it was on, but wait for me! *gets in his jet and flies toward, then past, jenkinbr*
Woah, this almost looks like it is outside. So many plants and stuff. Are you sure there isn't a way out of this mall? :o
Hmm, cameras...perhaps we are on some kind of reality TV program....
Board of 'people stuck in a mall', the 'people stuck in an elevator' series was much better *Changes the channel* Top gear, much better. Is that tomatz wearing that white racing suit!
[SIZE=5]Whoa, we are on the set of Top Gear. [/SIZE]
Seems your TV remote can change our current location.
Quick, put Baywatch on or something :lolflag:
*Changes channel* *Starts watching eight legged freaks (the bit were the giant spiders start attacking the mall)*
oops this isn't Baywatch, run!
Quick, get in my 4*4!
That may not help [ATTACH]108975[/ATTACH]
Erm, we drive at epic level speeds away from it.
Or you could just change the channel...
The batteries are dead
Epic level speeds it is then.
[SIZE=7]Vrr[/SIZE][SIZE=5]rooooom[/SIZE]mmm!
hands tarps some fully charged rechargeable batteries!
<The batteries are AA the remote needs AAA> They don't fit, faster its gaining
*hands tarps some wires and a roll of tape*
Sorry, it's all I have...
That's all you have?
That's a bit rubbish innit. :lolflag:
calvinps said: That's all you have?
That's a bit rubbish innit. :lolflag: <hint>
he can tape the batteries together and tape the wires to the batteries. then, he can wrape a wire through the negative terminal on the remote, and touch the other wire to the positive plate on the remote, then press a button to change the channel
</hint>
Or we could go even faster? [SIZE=6] VVVVVVVVVV[/SIZE][SIZE=5]rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooo[/SIZE][SIZE=3]ooooommmmmmmmmmm[/SIZE]mmm
*hops into jet and takes off* *starts shooting missles at the giant spider thing...*
jenkinbr said: *hops into jet and takes off*
*starts shooting missles at the giant spider thing...*
giant spider thing dies, but an even bigger one comes out and destroys New york
your jet crashes in new jersey and you die
That was a decoy jet.
and New York is outside of the mall. We're not worried about New York just yet....
[SIZE=7]sp0nge[/SIZE]
*spots pulsating blue button on control panel* *>press<* #jet shoots a laser beam#
Whoa! That was awesome!!!!
*banks plane around to another giant spider* *presses blue button again*
ZAPPP!!!!! Another one bites the dust!
[SIZE=7]sp0nge sp0nge sp0nge sp0nge sp0nge sp0nge [/SIZE]
80 more posts before we can be stuck somewhere else ;)
I once got stuck in a lift. I think you guys were there.
I was.
t-78
*watches everyone running from inside his plane, which is sitting idle in the air* It is one of those military ones which can hover. ;)
*sees jenkinbr going straight for him, and flies away at epic speeds* Hm, I guess Ash R. is doomed. Oh well. *flies over to the military supply store and gets more missles for plane* :o
*uses tractor beam to accuire more munitions* *continues zapping zombies...erm, I mean giant spiders...
*because of the death of those giant spiders, BSD daemons come and try to kill you*
*gets in an x-wing and flies toward death star in middle of mall*
jimi_hendrix said: *gets in an x-wing and flies toward death star in middle of mall*
*:guitar:*
*Blasts BSD daemons*
hey, why dont we just push this button labled "In case of evil monkeys, zombies, tribbies, aliens, monsters, giant spiders, crazed lunatics, loss of tomatz, being stuck in a mall, want more pizza-walls, need to revive lost comrades, want a million dollars and/or want a fig newton; please press Button"
I think that is a viable solution at the moment. #presses button# #terminal pops up in a hologram-esque like way# It says: evil monkeys, zombies, tribbies, aliens, monsters, giant spiders and crazed lunatics will be eradicated along. Tomatz's location will be revealed. You will also be un-stuck in a mall, will get more pizza-walls, will revive all lost comrades, will receive a million dollars and will get a fig newton in exactly 72 posts.
...
o_o
This definitely sounds like reality tv, what with all the prizes :lolflag:
jenkinbr said: <hint>
he can tape the batteries together and tape the wires to the batteries. then, he can wrape a wire through the negative terminal on the remote, and touch the other wire to the positive plate on the remote, then press a button to change the channel
</hint>
I don't have an wire, or a screwdriver to tack the case apart. Quick pull over at that tool shop
*uses tractor-beam to aquire AAA battories* *hands them to Tarps*
Why didn't I think of that erlier...
*the batteries inadvertently power up cthulhu's crystal, and the crystal enlarges to a size so big that we must prepare for the demolition of the mall*
Wow!
Looks like freedom is ahead of us :guitar:
t-68
*Put batteries in the remote and changes the chanel back to "people stuck in a mall* *The spiders disappear and so does cthulhu's crystal* Not freedom yet and still no tomatz
Has tomatz ever been in the mall? If so we could see where he went on the security tapes.:D
It would appear not, maybe he is still in the elevator
Perhaps we should just wait until the 1000th post to see where Tomatz is? In the mean time... *starts chasing Jenkinbr with his jet* :twisted:
whoa ive missed alot here....... whatd I miss?
bgs100 said: whoa ive missed alot here.......
whatd I miss?
Nothing we are just exiting the elevator :-\"
*divides by zero to attempt looking for tomatz*
GLARG-ZIP-SOOPDAWHOOP-MACH-CHHESBURGER!!!!
*goes unconscious*
#tapping foot, impatiently#
......huh?............ where am I?....... who am I?......... who are you?........ :confused:
You are here. You are you. I am me. Why are you so confused about that? #continues tapping foot, impatiently#
*cthulhu's crystal reappears, and it grows to 4x its previous size.*
looks like the mall will blow up soon :popcorn::guitar:
............. what the hecks going on?........ why cant i remember anything?.........
I just realized that Cthulhu's crystal is erasing memories of this mall.
:S
*all the shop owners see Cthulhu's crystal as it expands. we must take cover!!!*
I can't remember what happened either.
Cthulhu probably feels for us in a way about how we coped in this hell-hole. :o
IDEA!!! wait..... what was my idea? OH YEAH! I managed to remember how I lost my memory. so I will do the opposite of what I did! *multiplies by zero* Huzah! I have my memory back for (lemme check) 5 minutes! Then I lose it worse than before........ as does everyone else..... everyone, quick, multiply by zero!
BTW, 5 minutes = more than 5 minutes
calvinps said: I just realized that Cthulhu's crystal is erasing memories of this mall.
:S
*all the shop owners see Cthulhu's crystal as it expands. we must take cover!!!*
I can't remember what happened either.
Cthulhu probably feels for us in a way about how we coped in this hell-hole. :o
Aw, crap. Now we have to start all over and wait ANOTHER 1000 posts until we can escape the mall! HOW DARE YOU! *kills calvinps with his missles in his jet*
Eats cookie
so...after this i guess the logical progression is to the parking lot?
jimi_hendrix said: so...after this i guess the logical progression is to the parking lot?
Did you read my post above? We are stuck in the mall for another 1000 posts because calvinps made Cthulhu wipe everyone's memory. This means that we can't remember how many posts we have, and have to start all over. :mad:
[RIGHT]↑↑↑ [/RIGHT]
smartboyathome said: Did you read my post above? We are stuck in the mall for another 1000 posts because calvinps made Cthulhu wipe everyone's memory. This means that we can't remember how many posts we have, and have to start all over. :mad:
...:-s no we dont. If i remember corrwectly (get it :D) we are constantly reminded by this: [RIGHT]Look at the number in the top right corner of this post. It possesses the key to finding out that post we're at. ↑↑↑ [LEFT]There. Problem.... huh?
...:-s no we dont. If i remember corrwectly (get is :D) we... [/LEFT] [/RIGHT]
crazyness003 said: [RIGHT]↑↑↑
[/RIGHT]
...:-s no we dont. If i remember corrwectly (get it :D) we are constantly reminded by this: [RIGHT]Look at the number in the top right corner of this post. It possesses the key to finding out that post we're at. ↑↑↑ [LEFT]There. Problem.... huh?
...:-s no we dont. If i remember corrwectly (get is :D) we... [/LEFT] [/RIGHT]
That's it! Just look at the top-right-hand corner of each post, and you will know how many posts.
*Cthulhu's crystal enlarges to a humongous size. are we all prepared for the destruction of the mall???*
calvinps said: That's it! Just look at the top-right-hand corner of each post, and you will know how many posts.
*Cthulhu's crystal enlarges to a humongous size. are we all prepared for the destruction of the mall???* Wow, what a great idea! :confused::biggrin:
Eats pizza
Ash R said: Eats pizza
*the pizza has fragments of cthulhu's crystal on it, which makes you forget everything bad about the mall*
the crystal's breaking up!
hold your boots...40 moe posts
Hold onto your butts, still 42 more
now its 40 moar. but still...
TOMATZ!
*wonders why we are not out of the mall yet* *thinks everyone must have been busy over the weekend with family and stuff* *wonders how that is possible when we are supposed to be stuck in a mall* *meh* *mah* *muh*
[size=7]TOMATZ!!!!!!![/SIZE]
how did I get here? I wasn't even in the elevator. Mall...is that even a real word? Don't you mean shopping centre....mutter,mutter....moan...complain...
ToMATz!
SlickRick said: how did I get here? I wasn't even in the elevator.
Mall...is that even a real word? Don't you mean shopping centre....mutter,mutter....moan...complain... In my native country its called a RamStore
...
TOMATZ!
What's that little furry thing coming out of the elevator?
Bump for the next 'Stuck in a ______' thread in 34 posts!!! and for tomatz. Can't forget tomatz...
[SIZE=7]ToMaTz, WhErE tHe HeCk ArE yA?!?!??!?![/SIZE]
*eats pizza*
*eats cookie
*eats more pizza*
*eats another cookie
*eats even more pizza*
*eats yet another cookie
*eats yet another Pizza*
*starts atkins diet, but then eats another cookie
*eats pizza*
*eats cookie
*a gigantic pizza falls on top of the mall. unfortunately, the roof doesnt come down, so were still stuck*
*eats pizza*
Malls are sweet!
Godly said: Malls are sweet!
... with the possible exception of this one
*cthulhu's crystal expands yet again*
z0mfgz!!!!!!!!!!
*sits in strabuck's and casually waits for the end of ze wurld*
SlickRick said: *sits in strabuck's and casually waits for the end of ze wurld*
The crystal ain't powerful enough for it to destroy the world.
But it is flippin' huge though!
*crystal expands again* :O
16 MORE POSTz
jenkinbr said: 16 MORE POSTz
15 actually
*shards start breaking off the crystal*
*eats pizza*
*your pizza explodes, and the crystal sucks the remains in*
*eats pizza anyways*
*waits for Primeval to finish downloading so he can watch it*
Hey, its not my fault I have to pirate Primeval! They don't show it here in the US for a while! :(
*BRiGHT LiGHTS SHATTER THROUGH THE CRYSTAL!!!!!!!*
H0LY M0LY!!! THAT CRYSTAL iS GUNNA EXPL0DE S00N!!!!!!
[SIZE=7]10[/SIZE]
Omgomgomg! Itscomingitscomingitscoming! Theendoftheworldtheendoftheworldtheendoftheworld! Yayyayyay!
smartboyathome said: Omgomgomg! Itscomingitscomingitscoming! Theendoftheworldtheendoftheworldtheendoftheworld! Yayyayyay!
[B]It's not the end of the bliddy world! The crystal is only powerful enough to flatten the mall!
[SIZE=7]8[/SIZE] [/B]
No, the mall IS the world! There is nothing outside of the mall, only the mall exists. So because of that, the world will die! D:<
smartboyathome said: No, the mall IS the world! There is nothing outside of the mall, only the mall exists. So because of that, the world will die! D:<
[B]No, the mall is NOT the world. Why the h3ll would a building be "the world"? [/B] [SIZE=7][B]6 [/B][/SIZE]
5
*cant eat pizza. Too excited*
wait for it... its so close!
[B]*eats a 6-inch pizza in one go*
[SIZE=7]3 [/SIZE]*cthulhu's crystal collapses on itself, and the huge beam of light rapidly enlarges*[/B]
hell.
*shoves two sixteen inchers down throught*
[size=6]2[/size]
[size=7]1[/size]
[B][SIZE=7]*cthulhu's crystal explodes, blowing up the mall!!!* Bo0o0o0om!!!!!!!!!
Yay we're free!!!!!!
:guitar::guitar::guitar::guitar::guitar: [/SIZE][/B]
calvinps said: [B][SIZE=7]*cthulhu's crystal explodes, blowing up the mall!!!*
Bo0o0o0om!!!!!!!!!
Yay we're free!!!!!!
:guitar::guitar::guitar::guitar::guitar: [/SIZE][/B] *Looks at the parking lot surrounding where the mall once stood*
AAAAaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........
Whats next, getting out of the mall alive?
Linux000 said: Whats next, getting out of the mall alive?
False. I already posted a link, see?
jenkinbr said: *Looks at the parking lot surrounding where the mall once stood*
good job to the geniuses that blew up the parking lot prematurely. Now what!?
You mean THE genius?
I guess we are perminently stuck in a parking lot, then. Nobody can come in, nobody can leave...:(
Currently and permently stuck users (in order of post count): jenkinbr, calvinps, SlickRick, flamingsnake, crazyness003, tarps87, cheapie, Penguin Guy, Ash R, Megrimn, kpatz, The Toxic Mite, Anxious Nut, 0per4t0r, Gannon8, Dex73, krzysz00, Mulenmar, CJ Master, wicky_ts, inxygnuu, Saint Angeles, linux_lover69, IHeartMyiBook, jms1989, tom66, The_Doc_tor, slider2800, blackgr, lukjad007, Fingers & Thumbs, jelle_, lisati, linuxluver, Linux000, smartboyathome, and dmizer
jenkinbr said: You mean THE genius?
I guess we are perminently stuck in a parking lot, then. Nobody can come in, nobody can leave...:(
Currently and permently stuck users (in order of post count): jenkinbr, calvinps, SlickRick, flamingsnake, crazyness003, tarps87, cheapie, Penguin Guy, Ash R, Megrimn, kpatz, The Toxic Mite, Anxious Nut, 0per4t0r, Gannon8, Dex73, krzysz00, Mulenmar, CJ Master, wicky_ts, inxygnuu, Saint Angeles, linux_lover69, IHeartMyiBook, jms1989, tom66, The_Doc_tor, slider2800, blackgr, lukjad007, Fingers & Thumbs, jelle_, lisati, linuxluver, Linux000, smartboyathome, and dmizer
Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!
/me invokes sudo powers to free them from parking lot. Congrats, you are all back in the mall.
lukjad007 said: /me invokes sudo powers to free them from parking lot.
Congrats, you are all back in the mall. ...which is still part of the parking lot...
jenkinbr said: ...which is still part of the parking lot...
Maybe we can build a bridge from 2000 posts and use it to go over the parking lot and over the electric fence to freedom
Let's face it guys - we're stuck in the city
tarps87 said: Maybe we can build a bridge from 2000 posts and use it to go over the parking lot and over the electric fence to freedom
not a bad idea. On to 2K, thats what I say. Whoa I rhymed, just in ...tymed...(yeah, that didnt work)
On another note, how can calvinps and The Toxic Mite both exist, at the same time, when clearly they are the same person/entity? This is MADNESS!
wut
Sure. 2000 posts, and then we are stuck in the city. What year and which planet?
lukjad007 said: [highlight]wut[/highlight]
Sure. 2000 posts, and then we are stuck in the city. What year and which planet?
Grrr! Aren't we supposed to avoid wutwut spam after that infraxion I got?! :lol:
2k-HO!
on we go.
*eats pizza*
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That was MY discovery!
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[size=7]Grrrrrrr≋≋≋[/size]
[SIZE=7]Grrrrrrrr[/SIZE][SIZE=7]≋≋≋ yourself [/SIZE][SIZE=7]≋≋≋ ![/SIZE][SIZE=7]≋≋≋[/SIZE]
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1024: 1 KB done. 1 to go
we only hvae to get to 2000
btw, where'd all my pizza go?
jenkinbr said: we only hvae to get to 2000
btw, where'd all my pizza go? It was absorbed by the a'sploded cthulhu crystal. The only thing available here, and I mean THE ONLY thing, is PIE!
HUZZAH! Me gets my hands on teh Turtle Pie, master of all Piedom!
oh, and PS: they didnt give you an infraction for posting "wut" they gave you an infraction for posting "wut" 167 times in one post. There's a difference. So, stop spamming completely. It dont matter if its whutspam or triplehsquigllehspam, it's still spam.
now, on to teh too kay!
*eats peacan pie*
#finishes eating turtle pie# #continues to eat another turtle pie#
crazyness003 said: #finishes eating turtle pie#
#continues to eat another turtle pie#
*nicks the turtle pie from him*
ITS MINE!
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*eats soup*
[size=7]≋[/size][size=7]D[/size]
phr33 st00f pl0x
The Toxic Mite said: phr33 st00f pl0x
wut you talking about?
Ash R wakes up to discover it was all a dream and we are really still in the lift...
Ash R wakes up again and relizes that we are going to page 201!!!
The Dixie song is soooo catchy! :mrgreen:
So where are we anyways?
Hiding from the mods in the heap of mall rubble?
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*eats ≋*
yeah, but not for long. friggin spammers wanna asplode this thread too. #punches calvinps in the face and takes turtle pie back# #continues to eat turtle pie#
*eats pecan pie*
*has a delicious bowl of soup*
≋D
Eats all the spam, problem solved
Wanders around the mall (rubble)
look! I found a puppy!
There, I fixed the title.
It's obvious that he escaped from the destroyed pet store. What should I name my puppy?
Megrimn said: It's obvious that he escaped from the destroyed pet store. What should I name my puppy?
IDK, Bump?
Megrimn said: It's obvious that he escaped from the destroyed pet store. What should I name my puppy?
Linux, as in Puppy Linux
pl0000000000000000000000000000000000000000x
The Toxic Mite said: pl0000000000000000000000000000000000000000x
wut?
*drinks ubuntu-cola from a still functioning vending machine*
tarps87 said: Linux, as in Puppy Linux
I think we have a winner.
bum---I mean, WHY ARE WE GOING SO SLOW!!!!
Maybe they've all turned into zombies...
*builds a house out of the rubble*
*grabs a shot gun and 20 cases of shells*
wait a minute...
*grabs a rifle and 40 more cases of shells* just in case...
Megrimn said: *grabs a shot gun and 20 cases of shells*
wait a minute...
*grabs a rifle and 40 more cases of shells* just in case... /me hopes you don't mix the ammo - that would be bad...
jenkinbr said: wut?
*drinks ubuntu-cola from a still functioning vending machine*
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubuntu_Cola
It's tastes alright but I don't think it has anything to do the ditro
Megrimn said: I think we have a winner.
Do I win anything?
jenkinbr said: /me hopes you don't mix the ammo - that would be bad...
Or hold it the wrong way round
*adds finishing touches on my home*
*stands outside admiring my....*
[size=5]#CRACK! GROOOOOOOANNNNNNNNNNN! CRUMBLECRUMBLE BOOM!#[/size]
*[size=1]....handy work.[/size]*
tarps87 said:
Do I win anything?
Yeah. You can have the rifle and these 40 boxes of rifle shells. I'll keep the shotgun and the shotgun shells. Makes me wish that I had my Grandma's 12-gauge... that thing packs a punch!
Yes, I know how to use a gun. I'm from Minnesota.
Megrimn said: Actually, his is better. Loads better. And comes in several varieties.
Jeez man! You're talking about the Cradle of Filth here! It's horrible :|
What in the world is this "Cradle of Filth"? :???:
---
never mind, I googled it.
and ubuntu has *nothing* to do with that at all, which is where that link goes, if you bothered to look.
though I'm still not sure what you mean by that.
*          eats pecan pie           *
*wakes up from two week coma* man, that was some party....whaaa? whut the hell. Where's the parking lot gone? And where's my car? Wait a minute *waits a minute* I don't have a car.
Is that bannofy pie? GIMMEH *eats bannofy pie*
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*eats a cheezy quesadilla*
*snores* now how in the h**l did i get here?
*hopes they don't shut down the main reactor.*
*acts like i'm going to shut down the main reactor*
*What does this button do?*
h2so_four said: *what does this button do?*
[size="6"][font="impact"][color="red"]boom!!![/color][/font][/size]
Did you hear that? They shut down the main reactor. We'll be destroyed for sure. This is madness.
we all goin ta DIEEEE!!!!!!
We'll be sent to the Spice Mines of Kessel, smashed into who-knows-what!
:D [/shameless plug]
wut?
*Works on building a new house after my old one fell in peices...*
*starts running around wildly* aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*continues building house*
*still running around wildly* screaming "open source!open source!open source!open source!open source!open source!"
*builds house*
*unscrupulously kicks main support beam for jenny's house before she finished building it*
*runs away*
yawn *reads a book*
snickers *loads stink bomb into catapult to place on pesky kids*
Kick failed.
*continues building, adding brick walls*
*drinks crappy cup of coffee*
Will makes better coffee than this. I stink at making coffee.
*writes essay on management informations systems with no hope of finishing it in time*
2 AM and I'm out of coffee. Time to hit the hay.
*falls asleep*
jenkinbr said: Kick failed.
*continues building, adding brick walls*
*points out jenkinbr is building the house of the edge of a cliff* *jenkinbr and the house drop out the sky in the classic cartoon style*
tarps87 said: *points out jenkinbr is building the house of the edge of a cliff*
*jenkinbr and the house drop out the sky in the classic cartoon style*
Ridiculous. They don't build malls on cliffs. He could have built it over the elevator shaft, though...
I'm pretty sure that the cliff edge crumbled from underneath the house and both jenny and the house fell down as soon as jenny noticed that she was suspended in mid-air.
*continues building house, despite the best efforts of the other rotton:P community members thinking I'm building over a cliff when really, I'm building over the middle of the parking lot*
*hell opens up and swallows jenny whole*
Did anyone see that? Anyway, moving on. *eats PIE*
*hell vomits me back out*
Apparently, I'm not good enough for hell. Or, I'm too good.
*starts rebuilding my pizza shop*
Continues building house*
Almost done, guys - just have to add plumbing and electricity
Where is the next thread, we have almost hit 1100 posts.
we're going up to 2000 points
jenkinbr said: Continues building house*
Almost done, guys - just have to add plumbing and electricity Jenny, you left out a star which means it's like your house is missing a support beam. *furiously kicks random support beams in jenny's house in an attempt to knock it down* I realise it would fall on me which suddenly makes it not such a good idea
we only have to go to 1500 if the house falls on SlickRick. which it won't.
*starts building coffee shop*
*Inspects damage caused by slickrick: None* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *eats pie* *continues making finishing touches on house*
Wow that was fast!
*finishes installing espresso machine*
hmm... columbian?
*starts writing up an order for delicious south-american coffee*
*Finishes house*
*steps back to admire finished work*
Oh, wow, would you look at that - it works! Oh, wait.....
jenkinbr said: *Finishes house*
*steps back to admire finished work*
Oh, wow, would you look at that - it works! Oh, wait.....
*rushes to keep jenkinbr's house up!!!*
YOU MAY NEED TO ADD ANOTHER SUPPORT HERE!!!i!
*does computer stress model testing on computer*
*adds two more support beams*
There, that's better.
*eats platipie*
*Uncovers bed set from the destroyed Slumberland*
Perfect!
jenkinbr said: *Uncovers bed set from the destroyed Slumberland*
Perfect!
*helps jenkinbr to decorate and furnish his home*
Like it, Jenny? :)
The Toxic Mite said: *helps jenkinbr to decorate and furnish his home*
Like it, Jenny? :) Ooh, thanks
*Starts helping TTM build a house*
*puts pillars up* Hmm *refers to mine and jenny's plans* Aha! *erects glass panels and one of the mall doors* Hmm, we need a roof... *starts looking for roofing materials* :mrgreen:
Hmm, I found a 'Roofs Unlimited!' sign broken over here!
*starts digging through rubble*
The Toxic Mite said: *puts pillars up*
Hmm *refers to mine and jenny's plans* Aha! *erects glass panels and one of the mall doors* Hmm, we need a roof... *starts looking for roofing materials* :mrgreen:
you said erects, hihi :p
*Abducts Will*
Everyone meet my slave, Will. He makes delicious coffee here at my coffee shop.
Do you serve anything other than coffee? I'm not much of a roasted bean beverage fan, unfortunatly. All respect for those who are, though.
keep your respect.
I'll have a large cinnamon half and half mint lette mocca
wut?
*sets out to re-build the mall*
Screw it - that's too big a project.
jenkinbr said: wut?
*sets out to re-build the mall*
Screw it - that's too big a project.
Yeah :lol:
*puts tarpaulin over my house*
*munches on a cookie* nomnomnom
*Takes nap in house*
Well, we have tea, and water. I can order some carbonated beverages, if you like.
Will also makes some really good peach cobbler.
*orders peach cobbler*
YUM@
*eats raw coffee beans*
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jenkinbr said: *eats_pizza**eats_pizza*...*eats_pizza**eats_pizza*
Now if I had the energy I would change all of this to pizza_eats, any volunteers?
*builds several more houses for my fellow community members*
jenkinbr said: *builds several more houses for my fellow community members*
*helps jenkinbr*
*Finishes building houses*
Let's build a few more, in case anybody else shows up here
*starts building*
hey, you guys need some lemonade?
Yes, please! It's hot out here!
*drinks lemonade*
jenkinbr said: Yes, please! It's hot out here!
*drinks lemonade* it's cause I'm here that lemonade won't help you ;)
*switches industrial fan on*
'Ere, that should cool us down :)
*eats pie*
*throws pie at jenny*
SlickRick said: *throws pie at jenny*
The fan blows it towards the statue of Tomaz
tarps87 said: The fan blows it towards the statue of Tomaz
[size=7]TOMATZ!!!! COME BACK!!!!!!!!l!!![/size]
*aimlessly wanders around*
shouts [SIZE="6"]"What's going on? Have I missed anything?"[/SIZE]
[SIZE="5"]"anything?"[/SIZE]
[SIZE="4"]"thing?"[/SIZE]
[SIZE="3"]"ing?"[/SIZE]
[SIZE="2"]"ing?"[/SIZE]
[SIZE="1"]"ing?"[/SIZE]
rolnics said: *aimlessly wanders around*
shouts [SIZE="6"]"What's going on? Have I missed anything?"[/SIZE]
[SIZE="5"]"anything?"[/SIZE]
[SIZE="4"]"thing?"[/SIZE]
[SIZE="3"]"ing?"[/SIZE]
[SIZE="2"]"ing?"[/SIZE]
[SIZE="1"]"ing?"[/SIZE]
Yes, I dug a big hole, it happens to be the one your falling down now
:lolflag: *eats pizza*
*makes teriyaki chicken*
*eats teriyaki chicken*
*Builds a swimming pool*
Hey, womeone help me here!
*digs through mall rubble to find a watertight cement for the pool tiles*
That was odd - I tried posting a few minutes ago and I got the following:
Error
- Sorry, but this forum is not accepting new posts.
Okay
edit: dang, that was a lightning response time by the staff
*helps jenny*
Hey, a 500 horsepower pool filter! And it's got a built-in adjustable chlorine injector
*finds tile cement*
*Begins installing tileing*
[INMYHEAD]lol, won't be doing that again...[/INMYHEAD]
*tries to whistle random melody*
SlickRick said: [INMYHEAD]lol, won't be doing that again...[/INMYHEAD]
*tries to whistle random melody*
I thought the whole thread was jailed for a few minutes when I got the error that the thread is no longer accepting new posts. Turned out that it was probalby just a glitch because the link I used referred to your post, that got removed, thereby throwing an error.
*starts humming a random tune for SlickRick to try and whistle to*
*starts filling pool to do a leak-test*
tarps87 said: Now if I had the energy I would change all of this to pizza_eats, any volunteers?
Copy + Paste into vim (this is the first step to any how-to/tutorial I will ever give), then type ":%s/eats_pizza/pizza_eats/g". Copy back into post, click "Submit Reply".
Here's what the output should look like...
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apizza_eatspizza_eatspizza_eatspizza_eats* *pizza_eatspizza_eatspizza_eatspizza_eatse ats_pizzapizza_eatspizza_eatspizza_eatseat s_pizzapizza_eatspizza_eatspizza_eatseats_ pizzapizza_eatspizza_eatspizza_eatseats_pi zzapizza_eatspizza_eatspizza_eatseats_pizz apizza_eatspizza_eatspizza_eatspizza_eats* *pizza_eatspizza_eatspizza_eatspizza_eatse ats_pizzapizza_eatspizza_eatspizza_eatseat s_pizzapizza_eatspizza_eatspizza_eatseats_ pizzapizza_eatspizza_eatspizza_eatseats_pi zzapizza_eatspizza_eatspizza_eatseats_pizz apizza_eatspizza_eatspizza_eatspizza_eats* *pizza_eatspizza_eatspizza_eatspizza_eatse ats_pizzapizza_eatspizza_eatspizza_eatseat s_pizzapizza_eatspizza_eatspizza_eatseats_ pizzapizza_eatspizza_eatspizza_eatseats_pi zzapizza_eatspizza_eatspizza_eatseats_pizz apizza_eatspizza_eatspizza_eatspizza_eats* *pizza_eatspizza_eatspizza_eatspizza_eatse ats_pizzapizza_eatspizza_eatspizza_eatseat s_pizzapizza_eatspizza_eatspizza_eatseats_ pizzapizza_eatspizza_eatspizza_eatseats_pi 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Unfortantely, there is a large break down the middle, and those could not be saved.
Alternatively, you could type "*pizza_eats*" once, copy it, and count how many times he put "*eats_pizza*", pressing Ctrl+V for each one.
*Goes for a swim*
rolnics said: *aimlessly wanders around*
shouts [SIZE="6"]"What's going on? Have I missed anything?"[/SIZE]
[SIZE="5"]"anything?"[/SIZE]
[SIZE="4"]"thing?"[/SIZE]
[SIZE="3"]"ing?"[/SIZE]
[SIZE="2"]"ing?"[/SIZE]
[SIZE="1"]"ing?"[/SIZE]
tarps87 said: Yes, I dug a big hole, it happens to be the one your falling down now
SPLAT .........
[SIZE="1"]ouch![/SIZE]
*opens the door on the mall
rolnics said: SPLAT .........
[SIZE="1"]ouch![/SIZE] *lowers a cable down to rolnics*
*starts pulling rolnics up out of the hole*
There you go, now don't go down there again.
Starts building a cover for the hole out of pizzas
tarps87 said: Starts building a cover for the hole out of pizzas
*eats pizza*
Um, sorry, but that isn't gonna work...
jenkinbr said: *eats pizza*
Um, sorry, but that isn't gonna work...
Hmm, starts filling the hole up with unused vista disks
tarps87 said: Hmm, starts filling the hole up with unused vista disks
That'll work better. ;)
tarps87 said: Hmm, starts filling the hole up with unused vista disks
That's no good either for two reasons (maybe more) you trying to fill a hole with windows .... they break and of course vista breaks as well! lol You need something more stable ...... I've got something on the tip of my tongue .....L....i......?????
But there again ......
rolnics said: That's no good either for two reasons (maybe more) you trying to fill a hole with windows .... they break and of course vista breaks as well! lol You need something more stable ...... I've got something on the tip of my tongue .....L....i......?????
But there again ...... DON'T YOU DARE SAY LINUX!!!!!!!!!
How bout we fill the hole with some of this quickcrete over here, then dump some water in, cover it with plywood, and wait for it to set up. (quickcrete == concrete mix)
jenkinbr said: DON'T YOU DARE SAY LINUX!!!!!!!!!
How bout we fill the hole with some of this quickcrete over here, then dump some water in, cover it with plywood, and wait for it to set up. (quickcrete == concrete mix)
Just don't forget to put a fence up while it's setting
hey, only fill it up half-way. we can make a jacuzzi out of it!
*looks for more pool tiles and such*
what's the point of filling in the hole with something? rolnics is still gonna fall in, he's got a box on his head and is wandering around aimlessly, not knowing where he is.
Great Idea
I have spare tiles over here, the cement should be set up by now.
*runs to check*
*sips lemonade*
*gets some lemonade*
That stuff is good!
*knocks over lemonade jug* now will ya look at that, i guess we'll be deprived of unimaginative posts
SlickRick said: *knocks over lemonade jug*
now will ya look at that, i guess we'll be deprived of unimaginative posts
*makes fruit punch-flavored kool-aid*
Hey, am I invited?
yes, haff some kool-aid! :)
*one more trapped behind the electric fence, mwahahaha!*
I want my thread back!
*cries*
Why did the mods have to close the parking lot thread I started????
(Probaly too much wut wut wut wut wut
wut wuz dat you say?
*eats pizza*
*Places pool tile in hole to start building a hot-tub*
*finds water heater*
*installs plumbing and chlorine tank.
*gets Will to put in temperature/jets switches*
Oooh, fun.
Jets and stuff.
*installs lighting*
*finds 7.1 surround sound system*
this could be fun...
*helps waterproof the sound system*
*installs it near hot tub*
*off to raid music store*
*locates an even bigger subwoofer than the one we already have*
*installs it in a cavety beneth the pool*
This ought to be fun...
*brings sack of CDs*
wow. batteries in the remote must be dead...
*conjures batteries from mall rubble* too lazy to go look for batts...
*BOOM chicka-chicka BOOM BOOM*
yay! refrigerated cup holders!!!
*sips pepsi*
*orders rootbeer keg*
On second though...
*orders another rootbeer keg + a lot of ice*
hope it's 1919 root beer.
*finds projector* hmmm...
Megrimn said: hope it's 1919 root beer.
*finds projector* hmmm... Don't worry - 1919 is the only way to go for a rootbeer kegger
*finds large, white, bedsheet + xbox 306 + unlimited xbox live + previously found projector = :D*
*pouns some loud music*
*sets up xbox*
OMG *finds Sonic 06*
Is there any reason why we are still here?? Have things changed that much since I've been away?!
let them two have their jacuzzi-party. We can leave
rolnics said: Is there any reason why we are still here?? Have things changed that much since I've been away?!
SlickRick said: let them two have their jacuzzi-party. We can leave
But I built you all houses!
and you can't leave - the electic fence won't let you % sparks crackle across the fence to emphasize my point %
SlickRick said: let them two have their jacuzzi-party. We can leave
hey, no need to be sore. you can join in any time. plenty of rootbeer left.
Megrimn said: *finds large, white, bedsheet + xbox 306 + unlimited xbox live + previously found projector = :D*
*Find an even larger bedsheet, ps3 and creates a HD projector or and unlimited free connection to the ps network :)*
rolnics said: Is there any reason why we are still here?? Have things changed that much since I've been away?!
There is now a jacuzzi to fall in
Megrimn said: hey, no need to be sore. you can join in any time. plenty of rootbeer left.
Mine's a Guinness
*[s]Buys[/s] Finds another PS3 and hooks in to the network.*
jenkinbr said: *[s]Buys[/s] Finds another PS3 and hooks in to the network.*
That's ok. I just want to beat this game. *eyes glued to bedsheet w/ game on it...*
*eats pizza*
Me thinks jenkinbr has found the Strikethrough code
tarps87 said: Me thinks jenkinbr has found the Strikethrough code
[s]Yep, only just found it.[/s]
actually, I saw the thread that requested it be added to the forums when it was still active. It didn't take U-G that long to do it.
and having a beer while wondering where the strikethrough code is ???
raymondhenson said: and having a beer while wondering where the strikethrough code is ???
Simply wrap the code you want to strike though with [noparse][s][/s][/noparse] tags
[s]see[/s]
metallicamike walks in through back door vortex "I'm back everyone!"
welcome to the the parking lot
oh were in parking lot now?
metallicamike said: oh were in parking lot now?
yep - my original parking lot thread got closed, so we reverted to the mall thread, but call it the parking lot.
Target post to escape the parking lot: 2000.
im stuck in the mall with a one-way vortex. HALP!1
No, the mall blew up in post 1000.
We are in the parking lot surrounded by an electric fence and mall rubble. Plenty of good stuff in the rubble, just have to dig for it.
i must be in another mall.....HALP!1
Nope, you're in the parking lot with us now.
(we have a Jacuzzi :))
sudo apt-get bathing suitapt-get: Invalid option 'bathing'
Abortjenkinbr said:
apt-get: Invalid option 'bathing' Abort
sudo dpkg configure -a
You missed the 'install' operand in your above post.
try ``` sudo apt-get install bathing-suit
ok, who put laundry soap in the jacuzzi?
wut?
Laundry soap?
....
Yum, *eats cheezburger*
jenkinbr said: [s]Yep, only just found it.[/s]
actually, I saw the thread that requested it be added to the forums when it was still active. It didn't take U-G that long to do it.
raymondhenson said: and having a beer while wondering where the strikethrough code is ???
http://ubuntuforums.org/misc.php?do=bbcode
jenkinbr said: yep - my original parking lot thread got closed, so we reverted to the mall thread, but call it the parking lot.
Target post to escape the parking lot: 2000.
I thought we were in the ruins of the mail trying to build a bridge over the void that was the parking lot
jenkinbr said: Yum, *eats cheezburger*
Mine, I posted last
The cattle are out of the fence - must go check fence.
jenkinbr said: the cattle are out of the fence - must go check fence.
jenkinbr checking the fence
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[COLOR="Brown"]|||[/COLOR][COLOR="Pink"]o[/COLOR][COLOR="Brown"]|||[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Brown"]|||||||[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Brown"]|[/COLOR]
___[color="Pink"]o[/color]
/ /[COLOR="Brown"]|[/COLOR]
and the cattle are saying .... "eat mor chiken...mooo"
tarps87 said: jenkinbr checking the fence
[COLOR="Brown"]|||||||[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Brown"]|||[/COLOR][COLOR="Pink"]o[/COLOR][COLOR="Brown"]|||[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Brown"]|||||||[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Brown"]|[/COLOR]
___[color="Pink"]o[/color]
/ /[COLOR="Brown"]|[/COLOR]
Naw, it's more like
| | | | | | | |
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---#----------#----------#----------#\ \ # / /#----------#----------#----
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_()(|()()()()()|)()()()()(|()()()()()|)()()()()(|()()()()()|)()()()()(|()()()()()|)()(_even if the fence *is* down, *we* still can't get out. *takes jenkinbr's pizza*
*eats pizza anyways*
Megrimn said: ok, who put laundry soap in the jacuzzi?
hehe :-\"
oh hai everyone. I seem to have been in a coma for a few days.
ooh, it looks like I have 69 posts hehe
*takes nap in house*
*uses toilet*
*complains that toilet is uncomfortable*
*searches mall rubble for better toilet*
*installs better toilet*
Ahh, that's better
*gets back in bed*
zzzzzzzzq
*beats 5th stage in sonic 06*
jeez, finally!
*also hides jenkinbr's [s]trophy[/s] toilet seat*
*finds the toilet seat, and gives back to jenkinbr*
*also takes trophy from Megrimm*
Megrimn said: *beats 5th stage in sonic 06*
jeez, finally!
*also hides jenkinbr's [s]trophy[/s] toilet seat*
The Toxic Mite said: *finds the toilet seat, and gives back to jenkinbr*
*also takes trophy from Megrimm*
Hey how did the trophy get here, I remember taking it to the parking lot by someone stole it from me
... wut
*throws trophy over fence*
THERE! GO BACK FROM WHENCE YOU CAME FOUL DEMON!
*gets trophy using the Super Hyper Mega Electro-Magno 6000*
;)
*drags trophy back to the last place trophy game*
*eats pizza*
*eats linguine*
*finds shiny object*
Oooh, money...
*Digs some more*
More money.....
*digs some more*
HEZZELYEAH!!!! I found a busted bank safe!
jenkinbr said: *finds shiny object*
Oooh, money...
*Digs some more*
More money.....
*digs some more*
HEZZELYEAH!!!! I found a busted bank safe!
z0mgz!!!
The money will be useless though - the mall's rubble now
*stashes money in hole for 2000th post...*
The Toxic Mite said: z0mgz!!!
The money will be useless though - the mall's rubble now
Look to the future, my friend, look to the future. Once we are out of the Parking lot, we will be stuck in a city, so...
Megrimn said: *stashes money in hole for 2000th post...*
Ditto ^^
hopefully the city isn't the same deal as the mall :mrgreen:
wut
*eats pizza*
*eats mall rubble*
*eats your eyebrows*
^Slickrick Explodes^
*digs through mall rubble for an air conditioning unit*
Thats better.
*pieces of me gather and morph into original form*
*wonders what SlickRick was taking to gat a self-repairing body*
all I'm taking is anti allergy/hey-fever pills
SlickRick said: all I'm taking is anti allergy/hey-fever pills
_Sure_ you were....
*jumps in swimming pool*
*wonders when the jacuzzi became a swimming pool*
I built the swimming pool before the jacuzzi.
There's both.
*eats pizza*
*steals pizza from jenkinbr, and adds a kilogram of curry powder to it before giving it back to jenkinbr*
*eats pizza*
&-Choke --- cough --- GaG --- hack-&
@TTM: YOU FOOL!
*administers abdominal thrusts* *pizza pops out*
*eats [a different] pizza*
*picks nose*
Damn it, now i got bogeys on my keyboard
calvinps@InterCity-125:~$ sudo rm -f /home/jenkinbr/pr0n
[sudo] Password for calvinps:
calvinps@InterCity-125:~$
The Toxic Mite said:
calvinps@InterCity-125:~$ sudo rm -f /home/jenkinbr/pr0n [sudo] Password for calvinps: calvinps@InterCity-125:~$
Like I care - there was nothing there :)calvinps@InterCity-125:~$ sudo rm -f /home/jenkinbr/pr0n/moar_pr0n
[sudo] Password for calvinps:
calvinps@InterCity-125:~$The Toxic Mite said:
calvinps@InterCity-125:~$ sudo rm -f /home/jenkinbr/pr0n/moar_pr0n [sudo] Password for calvinps: calvinps@InterCity-125:~$
Nothing there either.
Besides, even if there were, you already revmoved it with your previous post.you might try under
/usr/share/eats/edibleMegrimn said: you might try under
/usr/share/eats/ediblebut I eat trophies, too...
then it's edible, isn't it?
Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring BANANAPHONE! Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring BANANAPHONE! I've got this feeling, It's so appealing, For us to get together and sing SING! Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring BANANAPHONE! Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding BANANAPHONE! It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches, IT'S THE BEST! BEATS THE REST! Cellular, Modular, Interactive-odular! Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring BANANAPHONE! Ping Pong Ping Pong Ping Pong Ping BANANAPHONE! It's no Bologna! It ain't a pony! My cellular, bananular phone!!!!!
:lolflag:
Now look what I've done - I've done gone and got the Bananaphone song stuck in my head...
notice someone cleaned up the tags?
Where?
jenkinbr said: Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring BANANAPHONE!
Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring BANANAPHONE! I've got this feeling, It's so appealing, For us to get together and sing SING! Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring BANANAPHONE! Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding BANANAPHONE! It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches, IT'S THE BEST! BEATS THE REST! Cellular, Modular, Interactive-odular! Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring BANANAPHONE! Ping Pong Ping Pong Ping Pong Ping BANANAPHONE! It's no Bologna! It ain't a pony! My cellular, bananular phone!!!!! NOOOOooooooooooooooooooonebananaphone
:lolflag:
*sets BananaPhone as cellphone ringtone*
jenkinbr said: :lolflag:
*sets BananaPhone as cellphone ringtone*
Haha! I bet if you set it off at work, everybody will go absolutely BONKERS!!!! :twisted: :lolflag:
The Toxic Mite said: Haha! I bet if you set it off at work, everybody will go absolutely BONKERS!!!! :twisted: :lolflag:
Well, I did have it go off in the Fedral Courthouse building in Duluth, today. Got a few strange looks :)
jenkinbr said: well, i did have it go off in the federal courthouse building in duluth, today. Got a few strange looks :)
lol!
meh. :smile:
Why are we still in the parking lot?
It's a long story....
*glares at postcount*
bump
what? who's there?
show yourself, else I'll find you anyway!
THE PARKING LOT!!!!!!
I missed it here!
yay, pizza!
*eats pizza*
*steals pizza*
*eats pizza*
*throws pizza over fence*
i'll go get it when you say plonk!
*eats new pizza*
* e a t s
p i z z a *
*!azzip stae*
*pukes*
ooohhhhhhh, my head.........
*sings a song about the parking lot*
haha, jenny's beans at this point are at '666'. Interesting, I guess.
*destroys mall*
Megrimn said: haha, jenny's beans at this point are at '666'. Interesting, I guess.
Yeah, I purposely left it that way hoping someone would notice :)
Apparently, you did :)
@jenkinbr I win, I found Tomaz
I found him first!
http://ubuntuforums.org/showpost.php?p=7672576&postcount=1988
Tomatz is a legend. \\:D/
jenkinbr said: I found him first!
http://ubuntuforums.org/showpost.php?p=7672576&postcount=1988
Nooooooooooooo!!!
:lolflag:
hmmm, pizza....
*eats pizza*
*eats a foot-long tuna, sweetcorn and cucumber sub*
*takes nap in house I built out of mall rubble*
Ran into mall...chased in by zombie horde. No, I haven't been bit.):P
*eats pizza*
Oh dear...
I can see a group of 1337 h4x0rz 36 posts away
:confused::confused:
The Toxic Mite said: Oh dear...
I can see a group of 1337 h4x0rz 36 posts away
:confused::confused: /me wants
jenkinbr said: *Last edited by jenkinbr; 1 Minute Ago at 03:37 PM.. Reason: *wonders why there are two :confused:s in the quote above...* *
Because I was very confused?
/me wanders 34 posts away to talk to the h4x0rz
*eats pizza*
*eats pizza*
~BUMPo!~
*eats pizza*
*goes swimming in swimming pool*
*relaxes in jacuzzi*
parking lot!!!!!!
*wanders closer to the 1337 h4x0rz*
I'm feeling a lil sick...Why do you all look tasty??:biggrin: Uhhhhn....
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*pukes microwave burritos*
nice
*searches mall debis for a mop*
*get's kidnapped by the 1337 h4x0rz*
HELP!i!
The Toxic Mite said: *get's kidnapped by the 1337 h4x0rz*
HELP!i!
What is it worth?
Wanders about, looks around .....
"Hey Guys! Long time no see .... what's going on? Have I missed much pizza?"
bump
*eats pizza*
*pukes more microwave burritos*
oooohhhh! cereal!!!!!!!!!!!
*eats a burger*
*shuns you for eating something besides pizza!*
*eats pizza*
bump :D
*eats soup*
I think this thread is dead.
:(
The Toxic Mite said: I think this thread is dead.
:(
Too many diced carrots resulting from an overindulgence in pizza.
weren't we out of the elevator 331 posts ago????? I guess we are still in it.
uh, not really. If you choose to stay in the elevator, that is your choice. I would rather hang near the electric fence and watch my hair stand on end.
Megrimn said: I would rather hang near the electric fence and watch my hair stand on end.
I +1 to that :popcorn:
I would get myself a new laptop that has a linux supported gfx card.
The electric fence would charge my laptop :D
*eats a cheezburger*
*eats another cheezburger*
*Starts shouting at the walls for no reason at all..
haha! i iz a 1337 h4x0r i pwnz u all
j00 are all n00bz!
Yep.
The thread is dead.
Robin Borninkhof said: *Starts shouting at the walls for no reason at all..
The walls start shouting back for an obvious reason
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tarps87 said: The walls start shouting back for an obvious reason
*Starts singing "THE WALL" by PINK FLOYD*
*Wonders if #11u-max means "Another Brick in the Wall" or the album "The Wall" then joins in*
*eats pizza*
*eats Megrimn*
*flirting with a girl promoting some hair products*
First class will take place in the underpants shop on the 43rd floor.
- founds 1st University of Mall *
Robin Borninkhof said: *Starts shouting at the walls for no reason at all..
tarps87 said: The walls start shouting back for an obvious reason
#11u-max said: *Starts singing "THE WALL" by PINK FLOYD*
tarps87 said: *Wonders if #11u-max means "Another Brick in the Wall" or the album "The Wall" then joins in*
*Runs away from the wall scared and lights a cigarette to calm down*
*Lays down and goes to sleep.*
Robin Borninkhof said: *Runs away from the wall scared and lights a cigarette to calm down*
Wall runs after Robin Borninkhof
*cough*
zzz
zzzz
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Is the Gap still open? I want one of those cute pleated skirts! Shoppinnnnnnng!
Amy
:lolflag:
:mrgreen:
No, the GAP was destroyed along with the rest of the mall
So, did I miss anything?
See post 1337 ;)
*eats canned ravioli*
*types in python*
Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please Really want to give you a warning 'Cause I found out this morning 'Bout a dangerous, insidious computer virus If you should get an email with the subject: "Stinky Cheese" Better not go taking your chances Under no circumstances Should you open it or else it will Translate your documents into Swahili Make your TV record "Gigli" Neuter your pets and give your laundry static cling
(Look out!) It's gonna make your computer screen freeze (Look out!) Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs (Look out!) Erase your hard drive and your back-ups too And the hard drive of anyone related to you
Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody
Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls It'll make your keyboard all sticky Give your poodle a hickey And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney Then it will tie up your phone making prank long distance calls It'll set your clocks back an hour And start hogging the shower So just trash it now, or else it will Decide to give you a permanent wedgie Legally change your name to Reggie Even mess up the pH balance in your pool
(Look out!) It's gonna melt your face right off of your skull (Look out!) And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull (Look out!) And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're tryin' to sleep (Look out!) And make you physically attracted to sheep (Look out!) Steal your identity and your credit cards (Look out!) Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards (Look out!) Then cause a major rift in time and space And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place That's right, it's a...
Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody Warn all your friends, send this to everybody Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born So before it e-mails your grandmother all of your Porn...
Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down Drop it in a 43-foot hole in the ground Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online
Virus alert Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody Virus alert Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody Virus alert Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody Warn all your friends, send this to everybody Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now What are you waiting for? Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know Hit... send... right... now
#11u-max said: *types in python*
Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please Really want to give you a warning 'Cause I found out this morning 'Bout a dangerous, insidious computer virus If you should get an email with the subject: "Stinky Cheese" Better not go taking your chances Under no circumstances Should you open it or else it will Translate your documents into Swahili Make your TV record "Gigli" Neuter your pets and give your laundry static cling
(Look out!) It's gonna make your computer screen freeze (Look out!) Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs (Look out!) Erase your hard drive and your back-ups too And the hard drive of anyone related to you
Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody
Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls It'll make your keyboard all sticky Give your poodle a hickey And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney Then it will tie up your phone making prank long distance calls It'll set your clocks back an hour And start hogging the shower So just trash it now, or else it will Decide to give you a permanent wedgie Legally change your name to Reggie Even mess up the pH balance in your pool
(Look out!) It's gonna melt your face right off of your skull (Look out!) And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull (Look out!) And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're tryin' to sleep (Look out!) And make you physically attracted to sheep (Look out!) Steal your identity and your credit cards (Look out!) Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards (Look out!) Then cause a major rift in time and space And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place That's right, it's a...
Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody Warn all your friends, send this to everybody Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born So before it e-mails your grandmother all of your Porn...
Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down Drop it in a 43-foot hole in the ground Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online
Virus alert Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody Virus alert Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody Virus alert Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody Warn all your friends, send this to everybody Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now What are you waiting for? Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know Hit... send... right... now
:confused:
200!
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...
oops, wrong thread.
Lol :P
hey, anyone wanna give me a status report on the mall situation? Last thing I remember was an insidious flaming sombrero.
err....
wut:?:
The Toxic Mite said: err....
wut:?: I haven't contributed in a while. So obviously I don't know what has happened so far. The last thing I remember posting is:
boop-booroop-baroop boop boop. boop-booroop-baroop boop boop.
Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring BANANAPHONE!
Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring BANANAPHONE! I've got this feeling, It's so appealing, For us to get together and sing SING! Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring BANANAPHONE! Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding Dong Ding BANANAPHONE! It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches, IT'S THE BEST! BEATS THE REST! Cellular, Modular, Interactive-odular! Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring BANANAPHONE! Ping Pong Ping Pong Ping Pong Ping BANANAPHONE! It's no Bologna! It ain't a pony! My cellular, bananular phone!!!!!
I was just frying my bacon on the electric fence over here!
can i has cookie?
molasses or oatmeal rasin? maybe ginger snaps?
i can haz pizza????????????????????????????????
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what do you want on your tombstone?
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22
no no no! you have it backwards! Its *22*. Not *22*! Sheesh!
i can has chocolit?
*eats baby shower cake*
bump
ah HA!
ohai parking lot
I was ... uh ... hibernating, I guess ... yeah, Hibernating.
we really are *stuck*, aren't we?
o hai guise
We are not stuck just temporarily trapped
well, it's not like this thread is even alive. It seems that it will take a very long time to hit 2000 posts. my best guess is five years.
Megrimn said: well, it's not like this thread is even alive. It seems that it will take a very long time to hit 2000 posts. my best guess is five years.
:(
:)
wow, are you serious?
I think the occupants of the mall were scared off when the cops took a wrong turn during a rerun of the Blues Brothers, and they found themselves in a Betty Boop cartoon. :D
:o
:)
:D
The Parking Lot is alive again!!!
All because I came back :lolflag:****
how long has it been?
no idea...
but :)
[size=1]don't stop believin'[/size]
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Megrimn said: [size=1]don't stop believin'[/size]
aw you gone done it now!
[I]...streetlights people, living just to find emotion hiding, somewhere in the night!
Don't stop believin' Hold on to the feelin'....[/I]
so, there must have been an earthquake, and only 5 of us are still alive.
...
...
...that was a really long earthquake.