you are welcome to post here ;)
the sarcasm thread
Archived thread 1032792 from Cafe Games. Markdown source: Cafe_Games/thread_1032792_the_sarcasm_thread.md
Now that's a surprise, posting being what people generally do in forums.
Dude, this is an awesome thread
thank you
Yeah, I *never* find what I need in *these* threads.:D
Wow, I wish I'd thought of this
yep, this thread is very constructive.
this is the most work i've done all day
*Everyone* who posts here is *sooo* intelligents!
yes, we are stupid.
I truly believe that using Ubuntu will make all humans love each other.
hey, this is the *sarcasm* thread
WelterPelter said: I truly believe that using Ubuntu will make all humans love each other.
i must agree with you.
This thread will go far. I'm thinking of quitting the BUMP thread and posting here full time. Not that it needs me to keep going.
floatingpoint said: hey, this is the *sarcasm* thread
no, it's not.
lukjad007 said: This thread will go far. I'm thinking of quitting the BUMP thread and posting here full time. Not that it needs me to keep going.
thank you for your support.
You guys are geniuses at sarcasm. I can't wait to read the next brilliantly acerbic post.
you are such a pinnacle of what human moderation is! Congrats!
crazyness003 said: you are such a pinnacle of what human moderation is! Congrats!
I couldn't possibly allow myself to be congratulated by someone with your bodhisattva-like compassion and brute force neuronal wattage. All congratulations to you, kind sir!
Whow, this thread is BORING. :popcorn:
WelterPelter said: I couldn't possibly allow myself to be congratulated by someone with your bodhisattva-like compassion and brute force neuronal wattage. All congratulations to you, kind sir!
It would be rude of me to refuse such an honour from a prestigious member of this fine institution. You *are* welcome.
damis648 said: Whow, this thread is BORING.
Why do you read it, then?
Sarcasm thread? Yeah *this* thread will be *totally* useful... :rolleyes:
Don't you know this is a thread dedicated to a program called sarcasm? Didn't you read any of this thread before posting?
wait. no way. i thought it was a graphical user interface?
sisco311 said: you are welcome to post here ;)
Yes, I are welcome to post here, but you can call me 'Buccaneere'. :)
Man, this thread has *real* potential, it's the coolest thing since I invented that bread slicer! [color=white]blarg[/color]
Ohhhh! White text! U R 50 1337!!!!!!!111oneelevenses!!!
lukjad007 said: Ohhhh! White text! U R 50 1337!!!!!!!111oneelevenses!!!
zOMG EYE @gR33! 74Z3R-PEW! But I digress. This thread is far too civilized to use Elite Speaking Mechanisms within a paragraph. It is a disgrace to do so in an unflauntingly bad way.
lukjad007 said: Ohhhh! White text! U R 50 1337!!!!!!!111oneelevenses!!!
[color=white][size=1]1f y#u c@|\| 12e@|) 7hi5, u 12 a e1337 g3n1u5![/size][/color]
drubie said: [color=white][size=1]1f y#u c@|\| 12e@|) 7hi5, u 12 a e1337 g3n1u5![/size][/color]
/\/\/|) !|= ! (/\/\/ /\/07?
OP invited us to post here. Thankfully, no one said that any of the posts had to make any sense as well.
Well, I don't mind this thread. It's cute.
cute? Its not cute! [COLOR=White]ZOMG RAWR N00B RUSH[/COLOR] Its adorable!
You're right.
I love Windows Vista and 7.
seven of nine
I wish everyone had an excellent January 10th of this new 2009 year! Its the last time you will!
Aw, man.....
oh, come on, 4 days is way too much time...
how long could you last without sarcasm?
Oh, I've been just pining away.
Heaven forbid you do anything productive.
I was enjoying the silence
This thread is so popular!
crazyness003 said: This thread is so popular!
and "more popular" means "better"
pp. said: and "more popular" means "better"
You have a point.
What insightful conversation we have in here.
I'd rather have a pint.
Perl!!!
your funny dude
Whose dode?
I just Looooove Ubuntus WPA implentation...
Bill Gates is good for the computing world. DRM; what a good idea. I will be sorry to see George W Bush go.
Threads like this are so useful... It is good at keeping the important stuff arranged to the top of the recently posted topics. At least everyone with issues can make sure they get answered and never drowned in bs posts like that bump thread.
the entire gaming section is a complete waste of bandwidth and server resorces.
@mods: please close this thread and the CC forum.
Perl is better than python. So is C++. And they all are easier.
I make drawing FUN!
Drawing in GIMP is for real artists. No one but them knows how. :P
People are flawless. Really!
Well, except me.
This is *so* productive...
That is *so* original.
well duh...
That was such an inteligent argument.
I'm bored. No sarcasm intended. Did I just break one of the rules of this thread?
you call that funny haha
Can we make ten more of these threads? That would be *so* entertaining!
I *love* HP!
Is HP the abbreviation of Henry Potter or Hewlett-Packard?
hurray! my first sarcastic question.
Definitely Harry Potter *AND* Hewlett-Packard. Why not love'em both?
But mostly the latter.
okay. here is my next question: do you have a pet?
No? You know what. You make me feel really comfortable.
Ubuntu is a African word for "I really like Debian, but it is to hard to configure." ;)
crazyness003 said: No?
who cares?
Cope57 said: Ubuntu is a African word for "I really like Debian, but it is to hard to configure." ;)
you know..your right about that
I think all you guys are swell!
microsoft rocks!
LINIX is spyware!
sisco311 said: okay. here is my next question:
do you have a pet?
Yes. It's a peeve.
Is that like a beaver?
No no no! Its more like a water bear.[]("http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_bear")
I must say, that rap music is good!
sqrooup said: I must say, that rap music is good!
in the first place, *rap music* is not music.
sisco311 said: in the first place, *rap music* is not music.
I spell 'rap' without the 'c'!;)
I totally drool for polka music. I can't get enough of it!
I wasn't really interested in the sarcasm thread, so I will not bring it back!
What an introverted and cunning way to necro this thread back. Congratulations!
Well this thread is definitely a winner!
stupidty is relative, if not all your relatives. ;)
oops! this turned up at the wrong time/place
thomz92 said: stupidty is relative, if not all your relatives. ;)
oops! this turned up at the wrong time/place Very clever. Very clever indeed.
There's no reason to be sarcastic about it.. ;)
thomz92 said: There's no reason to be sarcastic about it.. ;)
oh, thanks for your response; for now, i'm marking this thread as [SOLVED]!
You'll fix all the server problems? Gee thanks!
Im confident _he_ will.
You guys are totally not all idiots! :D
What a very well put-together sentence you got there. You are thee beacon of civilization.
wow, this thread sure is funny. I might just spend some time on it, if you don't mind.
SlickRick said: wow, this thread sure is funny. I might just spend some time on it, if you don't mind.
you're welcome.
sisco311 said: you're welcome.
Well, we all have you to thank for starting it.
This is a brilliant idea. What bright spark thought this one up?
Humanity can now die happily, knowing that this thread, the epitome of our evolution, has finally been started. This thread is our legacy to the world.
im pretty sure that as soon as i entered this thread my IQ dropped
cirabisi2009 said: im pretty sure that as soon as i entered this thread my IQ dropped
Dude, you're supposed to be sarcastic ;)
GepettoBR said: Dude, you're supposed to be sarcastic ;)
Well, aren't you a clever one. Thanks for reminding us, lest we forget. What would we do without you?
Oh, I'm sure someone as smart as you would do just fine without me. It's not like you need constant supervision or anything.
Hey GepettoBR & SlickRick you should check out the The Personal Insults Thread.
sisco311 said: Hey GepettoBR & SlickRick you should check out the The Personal Insults Thread.
oh, isn't someone the purveyor of intelligent jokes. the last time I heard that one, I laughed so hard that I almost fell off my dinosaur
btw, this thread is really helping me get my college work done that's due in tomorrow. Thanks a lot everyone.
Sisco seems to be an original thinker, in that he believes me and ThickRick are in some kind of personal war against each other.
Linux is the ultimate gaming platform.
Linux does have gnome-games.
Yeah, Linux has the best games but at least Windows is secure and stable, and OSX is cheap.
GepettoBR said: Sisco seems to be an original thinker, in that he believes me and ThickRick are in some kind of personal war against each other.
Your grammar skills are up to par with an astrophysicist.
crazyness003 said: Your grammar skills are up to par with an astrophysicist.
I never heard that one before. Golly, you're creative!
The Banning game has been CLOSED!!! I'm so sad! :cry:
But at least everyone can play here and NO ONE will ever close this thread no matter what happens.
Oh, pinky found the sarcasm thread! I'm so delighted to have his company here!
GepettoBR, you are so funny, pretending to have come here before me! Haha! Now we can all have MORE fun, and this thread will stay open!
I'm also keep subscribed to this thread as well!
I just love it when people doublepost instead of editing their posts, or - God forbid - doublechecking them before hitting the Reply button.
GepettoBR said: I just love it when people doublepost instead of editing their posts, or - [SIZE="6"]God[/SIZE] forbid - doublechecking them before hitting the Reply button.
You shouldn't mention Linus's name in vain
Yes, I'm sure he's terribly upset at me right now. And what's worse, he has root access to my PC.
In all fairness, we should all just hold hands and sing to him "kumbaja".
What? Do all you lozers use the LINUX kernel? HA! Hurd kernal FTW!
[Do] you know what I enjoy the most; NOT picking on you guys.
Do you know what I enjoy most? NOT insinuating that your mother has betrayed your father's trust by riding my motorcycle when hers broke down.
jeeeaaaahhhh ssssuuuurrrreeee
GepettoBR said: Do you know what I enjoy most? NOT insinuating that your mother has betrayed your father's trust by riding my motorcycle when hers broke down.
Oh. that is a good insult. I'm defeated. Definitely. You win. Bravo.
Apparently you didn't get the pun. How surprising.
Oh, there was a pun?
sisco311 said: you are welcome to post here ;)
Really?
oh look, a tester. What would we do without you.
Oh great. This thread is going the way of the Banning Thread. I'm NOT going to unsubscribed.
Oh hooray, we're thrilled that you've decided to stay.
lukjad007 said: Oh great. This thread is going the way of the Banning Thread.
hurray, that was my intension!!!
I'm NOT going to unsubscribed.
how sad.
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mods, please don't close this thread.
my faith in humans, bots and <what's the plural of a.i.(i'm not tired)> is restored.
oh a sarcasm thread that's a real useful addition
Thanks you guys for answering all 4 of my questions on fixing my driver and resolution problems, thanks a lot!
:evil:
Oh, we're so sorry.
linuxisevolution said: Thanks you guys for answering all 4 of my questions on fixing my driver and resolution problems, thanks a lot!
:evil: Any time, bro.
your last post really made the thread active, you know
Like your post did anything to contribute to it? :roll:
You do realize you posted an hour after him. But then again, intelligence does have its limits. (I'm SO not mean)
... ...
Mr. Stabby said: ...
... Excellent points!
I love every single one of you.
Sarcasm is so not totally overrated in a naive stupid extremely important way, ya.
Make no mistake, we're all very excited by your contribution to this thread and do not want you to DIAF.
yes
GepettoBR said: Make no mistake, we're all very excited by your contribution to this thread and do not want you to DIAF.
What a great way to tell someone to DIAF.
Aren't we clever, sharing our interpretations of other people's posts like anyone else cares?
Cleverness had nothing to do with it, but while you're at it; please, endow us with more of your contradictions. Its most gratifying, I'm sure.
Oh, cleverness had nothing to do with it? *Really*? Why, I would have never guessed it had you not so kindly pointed it out to me.
You are so very welcome. The pleasure was all mine.
crazyness003 said: The pleasure was all mine.
No arguments from me.
well it's certainly nice to be posting here,isn't it?my god what a delightful thing,posting in a forum,and whats better,in a sub-category called "community cafe games",wow,so exciting...
damn this isn't working...i used to be very sarcastic till i met this one guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjMYQyhjiYA :(
well, that video was the best ever. I'm glad I watched it and in no way feel like I've wasted my time.
That video was so roxor, I watched it over and over and over and over and over and over....
crazyness003 said: That video was so roxor, I watched it over and over and over and over and over and over....
Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
No wai! rly.
GepettoBR said: Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
You know what? Looking back, I do laugh nervously. Lets change the subject, since it has been on topic for, oh-I dont know, over a month.
Yes, we should do that - after all there's just so many people interested in this exciting thread.
See, I told you you were more observant than you initially thought. Give yourself *some *credit.
You flatter me. Not that I can compare to your magnificence, though. I could never *dream* of reaching that level.
You need not dream, it would be a waste of your precious resources. You need to concentrate on breathing, and not walking into telephone poles. Multi-tasking can be a dangerous thing for you.
please don't *bump* this thread. Thank you very much!
sisco311 said: please don't *bump* this thread. Thank you very much!
Yeah, real clever you sneaky person you..
Riiiiight. Like we all didn't see THAT response coming. Puh-leese.
Nov 2nd los EEUU self-detructed precisely because it wanted NOT to!
I've got a Ph.D. in gettingology but I still don't get what you mean.
I'm sorry -- irony doesn't fit here, I see. My oversight! Please continue!
sidzen said: I'm sorry -- irony doesn't fit here, I see. My oversight!
Please continue!
Apologies Accepted!
What does bump even mean?...
zach33 said: What does bump even mean?...
something odd
EDIT: a very lame pun... well, at least i'm sober.
EDIT2: sorry, i forgot to make fun of... whatever or anything.
sisco311 said: something odd
Yeah, the lack of your sarcasm is :-)
I'mGeorge said: Yeah, the lack of your sarcasm is :-)
Yep, my lack of sarcasm is a little bit ironic. Isn't it? On the other hand this is the sarcasm thread and not the *post something sarcastic* thread.
<snip>some random thoughts like $$%^%&^%#%$#^%#@&^#</snip>
Anyway, what's the opposite of sarcasm? </random thoughts>
Glad to see you used your tags *improperly again.* You should have had <random-thoughts> at the start of your random thoughts.
corrytonapple said: You should have had <random-thoughts> at the start of your random thoughts.
Thanks for playing. :evil:
HINT: Check out my previous posts. ;)
Sure why not. It's not like we have anything else to do.
Sophomoric!
</sarcasm> </thread>
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<rant> This is my attempt at hijacking the thread. And it sucks :mad:
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</rant>
Yeah, it sucked :)
<thread> <sarcasm>
Oh yeah, I helped renkinjutsu real good!
Oh yeah, like I'm going to leave this thread ignored.
Oh thanks...that really enlightened my day.
Yes, and thanks for the homework.
i am not even here. you did not see this.
You're just too smart for your own good, arentcha? ;)
I can't wait to go to school tomorrow.
Imagine the joy your teachers will feel with classes full of excited students like yourself! (oh god that sounds so mean...I hope you know I'm keeping with the spirit of the thread!! hehe)
fancy_ninja said: Imagine the joy your teachers will feelI met one a couple of hours ago. She was looking for a chair and a rope. Oh, she was the exact image of joy.
*Anyway it's a couple of hours that I don't hear from her. I guess that the chair and the rope have been useful then.*
Oh, I just bet she was hanging a piñata. I can't wait for the candy. //That was very dark, Julio. Not nice.
Austin25 said: Oh, I just bet she was hanging a piñata. I can't wait for the candy.
...
Some of the best sarcasm this thread has seen yet ;)
Oh, like I'm leaving just as it's getting good.
I love it when the clever clever people at my ISP turn on NXDOMAIN search redirect so that when I search from the address bar or mistype the domain name I'm typing in I get a page of results from the brilliant team at Yahoo search, sure beats that dopey NXDOMAIN page most browsers can manage and sure beats dumb old Google results any day! :popcorn:
<offtopic> Out of five times I've found it on I've turned it off using the 'preferences' link three times and rang them and semi-politely abused them for turning it back on four times - now their level 3 techie is gonna call me at work on Monday to try to get to the bottom of it and make it not happen again like that guy promised me about three months ago, last time they turned this crap on!
I know more about DNS and what NXDOMAIN means than the person I spoke to today, hopefully whoever calls me Monday knows more than I do! I bet they just replaced their config file(s) without reference to what the last guy did to the instance(s) about three months ago. </offtopic>
I'm totally looking forward to when they turn it back on again! :guitar:
Austin25 said: //That was very dark, Julio. Not nice.
Yeah, yesterday has been a bad day. Sorry. *And tomorrow isn't looking good either.*
robsoles said: I love it when the clever clever people at my ISP turn on NXDOMAIN search redirect so that when I search from the address bar or mistype the domain name I'm typing in I get a page of results from the brilliant team at Yahoo search, sure beats that dopey NXDOMAIN page most browsers can manage and sure beats dumb old Google results any day! :popcorn:
<offtopic> Out of five times I've found it on I've turned it off using the 'preferences' link three times and rang them and semi-politely abused them for turning it back on four times - now their level 3 techie is gonna call me at work on Monday to try to get to the bottom of it and make it not happen again like that guy promised me about three months ago, last time they turned this crap on!
I know more about DNS and what NXDOMAIN means than the person I spoke to today, hopefully whoever calls me Monday knows more than I do! I bet they just replaced their config file(s) without reference to what the last guy did to the instance(s) about three months ago. </offtopic>
I'm totally looking forward to when they turn it back on again! :guitar: You should see my dad with AT&T. Now that can get interesting.
This is not only the sarcasm thread.
Arnold Martin said: This is not only the sarcasm thread.
It is.
sisco311 said: It is.
It isn't.
sisco311 said: It isn't.
That's high calibre sarcasm!
love the penguin robbie...
Like he would actually have something else ?????????????????"
quirkification said: love the penguin robbie...
You've been playing my favourite games far too much lately quirky old chum, you really should take a break :p
robsoles said: You've been playing my favourite games far too much lately quirky old chum, you really should take a break :p
Some people don't know what sarcasm is!!!
A relevant example of sarcasm: I know who'll be the person below me.
PCaddicted said: A relevant example of sarcasm:
Windows is the best operating system ever.
How witty.
TL;DR :p COLOR=White[/COLOR]
robsoles said: TL;DR :p COLOR=White[/COLOR]
Detailed explanation of the complexity, precision and rigour of your normal thought processes there robsoles.
PCaddicted said: A relevant example of sarcasm:
Windows is the best operating system ever. Why does everything has to be about Operating Systems? Even in the games section?
cgroza said: Why does everything has to be about Operating Systems? Even in the games section?
Give the girl a break.
Pre-puberty is a difficult period.
cpmman said: Give the guy a break.
Pre-puberty is a difficult period. Corrected. Example of sarcasm: cpmman is a polite user and never breaks the CoC.
how is this thread not stickied yet? should be stickied along with the "QUIZ what IS your name" and 'ricemonster is the coolest person ever" threads! pure greatness.
PCaddicted said: Corrected.
Example of sarcasm: cpmman is a polite user and never breakes the CoC.
Thank you for your confidence - I never breake the CoC intentionally but perhaps have on occasion tested the maximum elasticity to the point where it did break. That of course is only evident to the punctilious anally retentive - but we don't know anyone like that do we?
Sarcasm: I'm not gonna try to kill this thread.
This thread should be sticky. You are so awesome guys :P
Sarcasm: This thread is heading to my location.
Wow. PCaddicted is a great thread killer.
:rolleyes:
404
not found is a lame username
;)
redbikemaster said: not found is a lame username
;)
To some sarcasm was merely a word starting with an S...
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PCaddicted said: Sarcasm:
This thread is heading to my location. With this I meant that this thread is not going to my location. Since my location is somewhere, this thread is not going somewhere, therefore it's going nowhere.
Windows is *so* reliable.
Comic Sans is such a readable, *appropriate* font that can be used for any occasion! Especially business documents and websites!
Totally!
Bamboo katana are *very *sharp.
He^ is a dangerous user.
I absolutely disagree!
I agree heartily.
Sure you do.
redbikemaster has failed to be sarcastic.
You don't say!
sudo generate random example of sarcasm
Generating...Done!
cpmman has a good dogThat code looks soo authentic :roll:
IWantFroyo said: That code looks soo authentic :roll:
And what's the matter with it?
Oh, it looks [i]perfect. [/i]
everybody's being Sarcastic in the sarcasm thread. no news I guess :P
There's plenty of news here.
Fast moving thread this.
sarcasm: I'm not a thread killer.
Your true nature is appreciated.
To the original poster: You're so smart...smart-aleck, maybe!:p
Back to sleep ...
Elfy said: Back to sleep ...
Thank you very much, Elfy! ;)