Archived thread 1041985 from Cafe Games. Markdown source: Cafe_Games/thread_1041985_King_of_the_Hill.md
To play the game, all you have to do is think of ways of defeating the person above you, and claiming the hill (the more outrageous or rediculous the method, the better) Then say "my hill" afterwards.
Please keep your posts PG...
ill start...
MY HILL!
I'm not sure I understand this thread but I wanted to be the first to reply...
THE HILL!?!?
sstusick said: I'm not sure I understand this thread but I wanted to be the first to reply...
THE HILL!?!?
*pulls out a chainsaw and uses it on sstusick*
like that ^^ - they should be better ways of defeating the person than that though...
MY HILL!
*beats ajmorris with a tire iron*
MY HILL!
Tim Sharitt said: *beats ajmorris with a tire iron*
MY HILL!
*tries to think of a family guy reference to do with tim's evil monkey avatar but fails*
regardless, my hill!
*unleashes robot-zombie-pirate-ninja army on ajmorris*
MY HILL!
Tim Sharitt said: *unleashes robot-zombie-pirate-ninja army on ajmorris*
MY HILL!
*starts crying, tim begins to comfort me, i stab him in the back*
MY HILL! and not afraid to cry if it means victory!
*takes ot ajmorris's knees with baseball bat*
MY HILL!
*bans you all*
MY HILL!!
(yeah I couldn't think of anything else :))
*Throws a ball and Joeb454 chases after it*
MY HILL!
BUMPs Tim off the hill while he isn't looking.
MY HILL!!!
*beats jenkinbr violently with golf club*
MY HILL!
*brings elephant to the bottom of the hill* *slaps elephant's rump to make it stampead* *elephant runs Tim off the hill*
MY HILL!
*bumps you off the hill* (the powers of forum bumping :D)
MY HILL!
*Bulldozes hill from under ajmorris an makes new hill*
MY HILL!
Tim Sharitt said: *Bulldozes hill from under ajmorris an makes new hill*
MY HILL!
*explodes tim and the hill in one huge nuclear explosion*
MY HI... errr.... HOLE!
ajmorris said: *explodes tim and the hill in one huge nuclear explosion*
MY HI... errr.... HOLE!
*calls the stone god and plants a new hill right on top of ajmorris.
MY HILL(It's a hill again:P).
/me takes out ban-hammer to take out any other invaders:twisted:.
*watches as the hill crumbles - and laughs when pmdematagoda realises that it was no god*
MY PILE OF RUBBLE!
ajmorris said: *watches as the hill crumbles - and laughs when pmdematagoda realises that it was no god*
MY PILE OF RUBBLE!
*takes ban-hammer and flattens the pile of rubble with ajmorris on top.
MY BIT OF FLAT LAND!
*sets the old granny from my avatar on pmdemetagoda, and watches as she chases him with her Linux For Dummies book*
*watches as the granny re-installs the hill with apt-get install hill*
MY HILL!
ajmorris said: *sets the old granny from my avatar on pmdemetagoda, and watches as she chases him with her Linux For Dummies book*
*watches as the granny re-installs the hill with apt-get install hill*
MY HILL!
*programs something to retake the hill:-
#include<stdio.h>
#include<spaminator.h>
int main(){
_Bool spamified = 0;
spamify_old_lady(&spamified);
if (!spamified){
nuke_hill();
build_new_hill();
}
else if(spamified){
reclaim_hill();
}
return 0;
}MY HILL AGAIN!
OMG! you can't spam a poor defenseless old lady!! *watches as the spam police take pmdemetagoda away*
MY HILL!
*granny after reading the book, tries to overclock herself, get killed, so ajmorris has to go to her funeral. I take his place as the king of the hill*
MY HILL now. ./build_a_huge_fortress_around_me &
the poor old lady's dieing wish was for me to keep the hill, so she bestowed the ancient secrets of rm upon me
*runs rm -rf fortress && rm -rf diafanos*
MY HILL!
Moves hill, and carves "*SQROOUP*" on it!
My hill
i was still on the hill when you moved it! after you carved your name, i kicked you off the hill, and at the bottom you fell on your carving knife.
*removes carving*
MY HILL
Rings the hills doorbell and is let in because I have pizza. When no one is looking I install windows on all the computers which scares everyone away. Then I reinstall Linux (but with a secret program so I can control it secretly from a far).
MY HILL!
Moves hill to the Second floor of the mall and it becomes part of my Second Floor Empire and is guarded by my army of zombies.
STILL MY HILL!
Universal344 said: Moves hill to the Second floor of the mall and it becomes part of my Second Floor Empire and is guarded by my army of zombies.
STILL MY HILL!
I have a plasma shield with +54 holypower which kills the zombies.
MY HILL!
Universal344 said: Rings the hills doorbell and is let in because I have pizza. When no one is looking I install windows on all the computers which scares everyone away. [COLOR="Red"]Then I reinstall Linux (but with a secret program so I can control it secretly from a far).
[/COLOR] MY HILL!
uses secret program I installed to disable all shields and release my army of robots that take back hill and bring my zombies back to life with secret potion (maple syrup).
MY HILL (and my second floor empire)!
Bribes the Ordinance Survey to rename the hill in my honour!
My Hill
/me has an affair with sqrooup, publishes a book afterwards and sells the photos to tabloids, thus dishonouring him. Ordinance Survey will be forced to rename the hill again, giving /me time to cease it.
My hill
Wait wait wait! What happened to my army of robots and zombies guarding the hill? Oh wait, there eating pizza (sigh). ZOMBIES, ROBOTS, ATTACK!
zombies and robots attack hill and reclaim it for me!
Wait - I though I blew up all the zombies?:confused:
Fires bazooka filled with pizza toppings at Universal and reclaims the hill.
*blares trance music in jenkinbrs ears until he passes out, once he's out I stuff him in a locker*
MY HILL!
Oh yeah. Puts wheels on hill and moves it out of the mall because its too hard to keep track (not really, just wan tot change things up). Then I push into a lake because I feel like it. The hill falls top first and hits the bottom. The bottom of the hill is now the top! My Hill!
Little did Universal know that the lake was actually acid! The hill melts away and I buy a new hill with some money I grabbed out of Unis pocket.
MY HILL!
the money was fake! The repo man - thread creator - reposesses the hill.
MY HILL!
ajmorris said: the money was fake! The repo man - thread creator - reposesses the hill.
MY HILL!
*Changes everybody's OS to Windows (prolly Vista).*
*Takes ownership of all files and folders*
*Bestows zero permissions*
*Disables power button*
*Watches as they mill aimlessly at bottom of hill.*
*Screams maniacally.....*
[SIZE="4"]My Hill[/SIZE] [COLOR="White"]aa[/COLOR]
*teleports to a parralel universe where vista is actually an amazing OS*
*sends viruses to everyone and climbs to the top of the hill*
MY HILL!
Catboy~ said: *teleports to a parralel universe where vista is actually an amazing OS*
*sends viruses to everyone and climbs to the top of the hill*
MY HILL!
*Sics Joeb454 on Catboy~*
*In the ensuing cataclysmic battle, they both fall off the hill*
[SIZE="4"]My Hill![/SIZE]
Parallel Universe....Bah!! [COLOR="White"]aa[/COLOR]
Joeb454 FAILS! you are left looking very silly, I use this opportunity to strike you down.
MY HILL!
I teleport Carrie White to the top of the hill. The masive shockwave coming out of ´er disintegrates ajmorris. I teleport ´er somewhere else, blow the teleport machine and climb the hill. MY HILL.
mv /home/Ptero-4/hill /home/Rolaulten
My hill...
mv /home/Rolaulten /dev/null
make new_hill
sudo make install
mv /usr/bin/new_hill /home/Ptero-4/hill
sudo chown Ptero-4:users /home/Ptero-4/hill
sudo chmod o-rwx /home/Ptero-4/hill
sudo chmod g+r /home/Ptero-4/hill
sudo chmod g-wx /home/Ptero-4/hill
sudo chmod u+rwx /home/Ptero-4/hill
MY HILL.
i dont think so.but I understand this thread but I wanted to be the first to reply...
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My Hill!!¿