stuck in an elevator has returned

This used to be a regular game that would be played on another forum, before it's database crashed, and it hasn't been up since. Anyways, the idea of the game is that you are stuck in an imaginary elevator, which has space for an infinite amount of people. The elevator is broken, and we must make it to 1,000 posts before the doors open. Inside the elevator, everything is broken except the lights, wall, floor, ceiling and gravity. That means you can bend the laws of physics.

I'll start...

Shreaks randomly then boots up laptop. In the "stuck in a mall" thread, we made a HUGE mistake by pressing these buttons, which, at first, took us to the beginning of that thread, and when we pressed the second one, it took us back here. I'm so sad!

linuxluver said: In the "stuck in a mall" thread, we made a HUGE mistake by pressing these buttons, which, at first, took us to the beginning of that thread, and when we pressed the second one, it took us back here. I'm so sad!

WAIT! we might not be. My evil clone (bgs1000) stayed in the mall and started playing with the buttons. http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?p=6684807#post6684807

gosh, I really am a thread killer

No, cuz' I pressed the button that took us here, and unless your clone pressed a button that made us go back, then we wouldn't be here. *finds a blue button on the elevator wall* *PRESS* Whoooooooaaaaa! weeeeee'rrrrrrreeeeeeee goooooooiiiiiiiiiing baaaaaaaaaaaack toooooooooooooooooooooo theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!