Archived thread 1079158 from Cafe Games. Markdown source: Cafe_Games/thread_1079158_See_how_many_fake_errors_you_can_post.md
This is my game. It is completely errors. ________________________________________________ Fatal Error in Linux
----Yep, linux does suffer fatal errors. x---X did not start. Please use fsck to check ----filesystem and then su <yourusername> and after ----that, sudo gdm or kdm.
Porn Error. XXxxXXxxXX You seem to have a lot of porn in your /media/Some ProgS drive. Please delete: MS-DOS.mov in any case MicroDos.deny _________________________________ Windows, Get a life. Go open source.
Error: A fatal error has occured in your windows kernel paging system. Please run "dmsg | tail", report the output to Microsoft, then recompile your kernel from source.
warning!!!!
everyone will be assimilated!!
resistance is futile!!!!!!!
jenkinbr said: Error: A fatal error has occured in your windows kernel paging system. Please run "dmsg | tail", report the output to Microsoft, then recompile your kernel from source.
:lolflag:
Error: MacBook file recovery failed. Please proceed to install Linux or get a computer worth your money.
Here is a real error I once got on Lucid when I tried to login: Error: Could not locate folder: Desktop. Login failed Please login and create the missing folder
commanderzhao said: warning!!!!
everyone will be assimilated!!
resistance is futile!!!!!!!
Thats what you get when you run: Sudo apt-get borg
Error Windows had a BSoD. Installing Ubuntu....
Antarctica32 said: Thats what you get when you run: Sudo apt-get borg
sudo apt-get remove borgUser: FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
sudo apt-get purge borgUser: FFUUUU.... *gets assimilated*
sudo apt-get install assimilate*BEEP*
*BEEP*
Warning: Ubuntu has detected Windows on this computer. Ubuntu cannot run along the world's worst OS.
ERROR: WININSTALLED -8
Windows:
You need to restart for changes to take effect *restarting You are not allowed to restart this computer press f1 for help *f1 Help crashed, would you like to report this to microsoft *report You do not have permission to help us make a better operating system
Scan indicates user is HUMAN version 1.0. Ubuntu is only compatible with HUMAN version >= 2.1. Please download the patch and try again.
[IMG]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i194/cheapie_photos/noclutch.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i194/cheapie_photos/memleak.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i194/cheapie_photos/ipups.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i194/cheapie_photos/hashworms.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i194/cheapie_photos/flux.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i194/cheapie_photos/dialtone.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i194/cheapie_photos/coffeeupdate.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i194/cheapie_photos/cachemiss.png[/IMG]
Telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl on port 666 for more (or port 23 to watch Star Wars)
More! [IMG]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i194/cheapie_photos/binladen.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i194/cheapie_photos/daemons.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i194/cheapie_photos/onfire.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i194/cheapie_photos/runawaycat.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i194/cheapie_photos/zombieproc.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i194/cheapie_photos/trafficjam.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i194/cheapie_photos/tooheavy.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i194/cheapie_photos/SYNflood.png[/IMG]
This should be enough: [IMG]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i194/cheapie_photos/stuckinweb.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i194/cheapie_photos/runawaycat.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i194/cheapie_photos/xppng.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i194/cheapie_photos/xppng-1.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i194/cheapie_photos/xppng-2.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i194/cheapie_photos/xppng-3.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i194/cheapie_photos/xppng-5.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i194/cheapie_photos/xppng-6.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/270/a/1/MS_DOS_by_Quadunit404.png[/IMG] This was made in 2009. It's quite old.
This is more recent: [IMG]http://i563.photobucket.com/albums/ss76/Quadunit404/ErrorMessage.png[/IMG]
Warning: Tux has taken a strange interest in your computer. Please wait for him to extract:
ツつ見える。.lang
Me: HEY! GIMME MY JAPANESE LANGUAGE FILE!
Wait. Why do I need my Japanese file again?
Warning, Kernel Panic!! attempted to kill init! init: haha, you can't take me alive!!
Bus Error: Driver executed.
Syncing disks...disks sunk. Your files are now all wet.
The system could not detect your mouse. Click OK to continue.
Warning: unity sucks. please contact mr.shuttleworth and make him aware of this.
error: unity fails. please install a real DE. :P
The system could not detect your mouse. Click OK to continue.
haha! :lol:
Critical Error: All your files were screwed up. Go ahead and fix them... for BOSS TIME! (Cookie if you get the reference. I'll give you a hint; it's a quote from a popular Let's Player on YouTube. And tbh if I screw something up and try to fix it I feel like I'm in some sort of boss battle with [s]the Linux kernel[/s] my computer... and if I REALLY screw things up and have to reinstall my entire OS... FINAL boss time! :lolflag:)
Error: An error occurred displaying the error that said that there was an error displaying the error before that error's error.
Ubuntu One is currently syncing... ABANDON SHIP!!! Red Hat sunk my Ubuntuship! (Okay that didn't come out as I wanted it to)
404 error: error not found
cheapie, That, sir, is the funniest stuff I've evar seen.
ERROR Page could not be displayed, press ALT+F4 to continue
----Error Log Thu Apr 14 10:48:28 CST 2011 ------------ You have exceeded the limit to personal modifications to this operating system for this month. Shutting Down until May 14 10:48:28 CST 2011.
--Your friends at microsoft
----------------------------------------------------------------
---------------------------------------------------------------- Microsoft Malware Center has detected Open Source Software installed on your computer. O.S. Software comes without a warranty and it cannot be trusted. Please wait while we remove all malicious non-proprietary content from your computer. ______________________________________________
<bluescreen>
Windows has encountered a critical error:
DETECTED_NON_WINDOWS_OPERATING_SYSTEM
Relevant information is included below:
DETECTED: ext4 partitions, containing: Ubuntu, Red Hat, UNIX.
STOP CODE: 0x00000F00</bluescreen>
*Actual* messages:
You have moved the mouse, NT must be restarted for the changes to take effect(I did not make this one up, I saw it in a signature)
Windows Error: FAIL
Red Hat Error: not canonical
Error: Windows 7 is not a number
Error: Vista not beautiful
Attempting to give a damn... Error: Damn not given(my friend made that one up)
Actual Windows Error: Error: Failed to eject computer
Error: Tar not compressed(might be real)
Error: second OS installed: name: Emacs
Emacs Error: no text editor.
This one has been around for a while.
ERROR: Windows has detected downloaded content from www.ubuntu.com/desktop/get-ubuntu/download. Ninja assassins are being dispatched to your location
In the terminal: <fatal error!!!!!!\sudo/xmvd\>app install/:fake\>tux?|>penguin.xmlt?|\>hijacks/linux system>/?|xt\because/|>he:>is renegade/and/shows.php?!@#$#54534>dangerous\porn>hvxm//www.tuxporn.yf/>infects/computer:virus=/lib/trojan.eviltux.ihp/ Your computer is infected with a very dangerous virus(see above).Please perform a scan with ClamAV to remove it. /sudo clamav scan Scanning files...very dangerous virus detected!!! virus name:trojan.eviltux.ihp. Unless you like porn and malware,remove this virus immediately!!! /sudo clamav/remove/detected virus clamav/error/virus/is/immutable!!!/pc/still/infected!!! /eviltux:am>gonna/hijack>your|PC>and>I/have<made\your[clamav] unusable/am/immutable/you/cant/remove>\me. you/ready</for/first|ever /.>linux>bsod?here/we>|go...\ *REBOOT* *BSOD* 00000000000x03200000x0000000064x00000001024 ERROR malicious software caused system crash.linux has been shut down to prevent damage to your system.please remove virus or format the hdd.and,whatever you do,do not even think of installing windows on this computer.
Windows could not find folder system32.
Error: Windows has detected a disk inserted into your computer and found Ubuntu on it
(Actual Error) Error saving file: could not read from source file or disk(Apparently you need to read to write).
Bing Error: Google is down, could not cache results.
Nike Error: didn't just do it.
Windows Math error: 1+1 = 3(1+1=3 was actually in a comercial for either dos or the early versions prior to 95)
Mac Error: to many folders.
Drive c: not ready, close door.
Error: not enough memory to eject disk.
Microsoft Error: Name says it all: microSOFT security.
Firewall rejected connection to server *internet*.
Warning: No Keyboard Detected. Press any key to continue
Oh wait.... thats a real error!!!!!! lol
public class RepairSystem{
public static void main(String[] args){
if(System.OS.current = WINDOWS_ANY_VERSION){
System.out.println("Windows detected, repairing.....")
throw new WindowsExistsException();
} else {
System.out.println("Everything is fine");
}
System.exit(0);
}
}
class WindowsExistsException extends Exception{
public WindowsExistsException(){
System.remove(System.OS.Windows);
System.install(System.OS.Linux)
}
}
In the Ubuntu terminal: </alert\>found|<windows>?||\installation disc>please\eject>it/immediately>|<windows//is|>>|brittle>it\might|break/into<<sharp|>pieces>that|<could/>damage//your>ubuntu>>installation\.bash\>lib/directory<already damaged\>please>eject|windows\cd>or/pc<</will\crash/to>>bsod>in<<59>secs /sudo>ignore>windows/installation<<|cd /error/only>somebody<</mad|would>do/>this/but>ubuntu\is>only/|for/wise>>people</\>please>eject/>>windows\installation>cd/or\pc>>will/|/crash>to|bsod/in<0>secs. *BSOD* 00000056x0000000000007578456x000000000000000075665x000000000000046463ERROR Windows installation CD caused system crash.Ubuntu has been shut down to prevent damage to your system.Please eject Windows installation CD and reboot.If you see this error message again,please contact Bill Gates and complain to him for compromising your Ubuntu computer.
lisati said: This one has been around for a while.
I've never seen that one. Thanks for making me chuckle :popcorn:
reed@Reeds-Custom-Computer:~$ sudo apt-get install nothing
[sudo] password for reed:
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree
Reading state information... Done
E: Unable to locate package nothing, therefore, nothing installed.
reed@Reeds-Custom-Computer:~$
You may be the victim of software counterfeiting the copy if windows did not pass genuine Windows validation
Fatal Error :Gates has stopped selling Windows...Time to move to something else.
Norton not found... to install type sudo apt-get purge ubuntu
root@desktop:Sudo apt-get install trojan horse generic root@desktop:No shed for a trojan horse downloaded 0 Errors oo You have to have a shed with Windows 1.5 GB cr*p to be downloaded find a shelter[y/n]