This ISN'T the gullible thread. And, for that matter, gullible isn't a word.
This ISN'T the gullible thread.
Archived thread 1105076 from Cafe Games. Markdown source: Cafe_Games/thread_1105076_This_ISN'T_the_gullible_thread..md
*looks gullible up in the dictionary*
HEY!!
Whatever
gul⋅li⋅ble    /ˈgʌləbəl/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [guhl-uh-buhl] Show IPA –adjective easily deceived or cheated. Also, gul⋅la⋅ble.
Origin: 1815–25; gull 2 + -ible
Related forms: gul⋅li⋅bil⋅i⋅ty, noun gul⋅li⋅bly, adverb
Synonyms: credulous, trusting, naive, innocent, simple, green
I know it's not. What of it??
Oh, hang on...
Did you know that I'm standing right behind you?
Be carefull...
He's Contagious.
lukjad007 said: Did you know that I'm standing right behind you?
I would give you a cookie...
but I eated it
No, you only think you did.
meh...
I want a cookie!:(
By the way lukjad, look: someone wrote gullible on the ceiling.:popcorn:
Hey! This thread's been done already ... http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=1105076
RD1 said: Hey! This thread's been done already ... http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=1105076
Nice try...
Dear forum members,
confidential business proposal
having consulted with my colleagues and based on the information gathered from the nigerian chambers of commerce and industry, i have the privilege to request for your assistance to transfer the sum of $47,500,000.00 (forty seven million, five hundred thousand united states dollars) into your accounts. The above sum resulted from an over-invoiced contract, executed commissioned and paid for about five years (5) ago by a foreign contractor. This action was however intentional and since then the fund has been in a suspense account at the central bank of nigeria apex bank.
We are now ready to transfer the fund overseas and that is where you come in. It is important to inform you that as civil servants, we are forbidden to operate a foreign account; that is why we require your assistance. The total sum will be shared as follows: 70% for us, 25% for you and 5% for local and international expenses incident to the transfer.
The transfer is risk free on both sides. I am an accountant with the nigerian national petroleum corporation (nnpc). If you find this proposal acceptable, we shall require the following documents:
(a) your banker's name, telephone, account and fax numbers.
(b) your private telephone and fax numbers -- for confidentiality and easy communication.
(c) your letter-headed paper stamped and signed.
Alternatively we will furnish you with the text of what to type into your letter-headed paper, along with a breakdown explaining, comprehensively what we require of you. The business will take us thirty (30) working days to accomplish.
Please reply urgently.
I am dubious from smoking all those dubies
Hey look. The BUMP thread has been closed.
Ash R said: Hey look. The BUMP thread has been closed.
LIES
I just posted there less then 5 minutes ago.
I'm being serious.
you *almost* made me crap my pants wen you said the BUMP thread was closed
you almost made me crap my pants wen you said the BUMP thread was closed
Something smells in here....
damis648 said: I want a cookie!:(
By the way lukjad, look: someone wrote gullible on the ceiling.:popcorn:
Oh, is that so. Now I have to decide if you killed someone and have blood splattered all over the ceiling and don't want me to notice it, or you are just joking. If it is the former, you most likely will kill me if I do look. If it is the latter, I will get laughed at. So I shall not look.
RD1 said: Hey! This thread's been done already ... http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=1105076
Good one!
jenkinbr said: Nice try...
RD1 said: Dear forum members,
confidential business proposal
having consulted with my colleagues and based on the information gathered from the nigerian chambers of commerce and industry, i have the privilege to request for your assistance to transfer the sum of $47,500,000.00 (forty seven million, five hundred thousand united states dollars) into your accounts. The above sum resulted from an over-invoiced contract, executed commissioned and paid for about five years (5) ago by a foreign contractor. This action was however intentional and since then the fund has been in a suspense account at the central bank of nigeria apex bank.
We are now ready to transfer the fund overseas and that is where you come in. It is important to inform you that as civil servants, we are forbidden to operate a foreign account; that is why we require your assistance. The total sum will be shared as follows: 70% for us, 25% for you and 5% for local and international expenses incident to the transfer.
The transfer is risk free on both sides. I am an accountant with the nigerian national petroleum corporation (nnpc). If you find this proposal acceptable, we shall require the following documents:
(a) your banker's name, telephone, account and fax numbers.
(b) your private telephone and fax numbers -- for confidentiality and easy communication.
(c) your letter-headed paper stamped and signed.
Alternatively we will furnish you with the text of what to type into your letter-headed paper, along with a breakdown explaining, comprehensively what we require of you. The business will take us thirty (30) working days to accomplish.
Please reply urgently.
May I have your address to send you the info? :twisted:
Ash R said: Hey look. The BUMP thread has been closed.
jenkinbr said: LIES
I just posted there less then 5 minutes ago.
+1
Ash R said: I'm being serious.
:p
Your shoe's untied.
[CENTER]:shock:
Look into my eyes! Look into my eyes! The eyes! The eyes! Not around the eyes! The eyes!
You're under!
You now believe the monitor in front of is possessed and will start punching it repeatedly!
3, 2, 1, You're back in the room![/CENTER]