The "DEFEAT ME" game.

The goal is to defeat this person above in combat. =D

*goes into Iron Man suit for defense.*

Erm...Pours bucket of water over iron man and he rusts :)

I take some ninja pose.

*gets out of iron man suit, goes into iron monger and pulverises ninja.*

*assumes defensive pose*

*gets gun *shots *hits *kills *laughs *turns into superman immune to crytonite WIN!

No wai in heck shotgun would kill iron monger -.-

*10 A-Bombs happen to go off next to linuxdude*

*I get out of Iron monger and grab a Phaser*

*get help from the Enterprise and shoot you down! *fire 100000 quantum torpedoes at earth destroying earth and everyone on it including: CJ Master! *fly away to a secret galaxy. *purchase cloaking device. *raise shields to maximum.

Fortunantly I was in the Time-Traveling Enterprise-E, which followed your wimpy Enterprise. When linuxdudes ship exploads from attempting to use the cloaking device with sheilds on, I raise shields to max and arm all weapon systems.

*creates a dark matter bomb next to CJ master, and smashes dark matter and normal matter together, blowing up everything*

Yes, the dark matter bomb is powerful, it can blow up the entire earth with a single nuke. Only thing restricting it is how hard it is to make dark matter.

*gets into space bubble where time is slowed down to an eighth of what normal galaxy time is*

*gets bored of dying and send suicide bombers to the space bubble and blow it up! *gets alien ship that can travel faster than anything ever can.

*kills the one whom tried to kill me!!!

• gets shotgun and wait.....

*doesn't die because gets out of space bubble*

*kills linuxdude96 with a rootkit in the alien system's drive* :P

*pops bubble*

*Goes back to earth armed with phaser*

uses mind powers to blow phaser up killing CJ master. *turns into atom.

defeats linuxdude96 without giving an explanation.

^not allowed -.-

Defeats Universal by firing photon torpedoes*

*goes back to earth and arms himself with phaser*

.....*kills myself with phaser*

Stabs CJ Master's corpse with a spoon.

Then I sharpen my spoon...

Isn't a sharpend spoon a spork?! :o

*grabs Saint Angeles spork and stabs him with it*

No, a sharpened spoon is a grapefruit spoon.

*Watches battle happening in movie, and eats popcorn. :popcorn:*

*Pours a bucket of honey on CJ Master and tosses him onto a fire ant mound.*

*Arms self with flame-thrower.*

*Joins 0per4t0r for :popcorn: to watch the fun after surrounding both with an impenetrable wall of fire ant poison that actually works.*

*Drinks Mountain Dew Volatage, and in less than an hour, has to go to the bathroom, and misses some of the movie. :sad:*

Becomes Chuck Norris. Your argument is invalid.

*Launches headcrabs on Foolman94*

Chuck norris cannot be headcrabbed.

Not even by a poison headcrab? *Launches poison headcrab on Chuck Norris* *Poison headcrab bites Chuck* *Chuck has 1% health left* *Another headcrab turns Chuck into a zombie*

• ties compugeek32's shoelaces together

*Cuts Shoelaces* *Fires a BFG 9000 at use a name*