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#1

Nope, it doesn't make any sense.

#2

?

#3

Rampaging wildebeest hurtling through the vortex of time on a magic carpet made of daffodils.

#4

I keep my keys in my side pocket

#5

Gray matter oozes from my coffee cup.

#6

Mr-Biscuit said: Nope, it doesn't make any sense.

wut?

#7

She sells sea shell on the sea shore, and we don't know she bothers!

#8

I use all my side pockets!

one that is ment for screwdrivers holds pens and pencils One that is ment for hammers holds a small pocket flashlight one holds cell phone One holds car keys, thumb drive, spare change, and other miscalleny one back pocket holds wallet other back pocket holds air.

#9

One of my side pockets hold condoms and a packet of Viagra, but I don't think you want to know that!

#10

sqrooup said: One of my side pockets hold condoms and a packet of Viagra, but I don't think you want to know that!

No, I didn't.

#11

sqrooup said: One of my side pockets hold condoms and a packet of Viagra, but I don't think you want to know that!

Too much information!

One pocket can contain a calculator, so we can calculate the compound interest on the angle of refraction on the parabolic circle traveling at the speed of light past three men who take four days to mow a lawn of six acres.

#12

That's nice.

Mine holds the same as before - still not sure why the tire pressure gauge is still there, but it is...