Being a Linux nerd can sometimes make it difficult for you to get a date.
Check out this advice on pick up lines for nerds:
http://stage6.divx.com/user/Kial/video/1270902/Nerd-Pick-Up-Lines
Pick up lines for nerds
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Haha, funniest thing ever :D